The I shit my pants thread.

[RusM]

Goddamnit.

I went mountain biking in Bellingham today, met a buddy and was set to have a great lap. I went up the hill with gloves, socks, and fancy padded underwear. I came down the hill with none of those things and I'm currently sanitizing my pants.

 

[CarterKraft]

Made it to Dallas. Y’all can keep Texas. 80* and 76% humidity!?!?

I’d rather shit my pants once a day in California

Porta pottie yesterday on 4th Street and Chanault in funky town was especially rough.

I'm not acclimated yet to the humidity, I bitch and moan, I just can't help it.

No pants where ruined, I got lucky, their was a construction crew on 4th with two cans in the front yard while I was in the middle of Sanford and Son set in the back of this dudes house.

 

[RusM]

 

[Jwredneck]

Which one of you was this?

 

[CarterKraft]

Which one of you was this?

I saw that and was gonna bring it, glad you did

 

[FJC11]

Has anyone one sent a link to this thread to the White House? I'll bet diaper Joes got some stories to tell.

 

[95stepside]

remember that time Jerry nadler had to shit waddle off stage?

 

[75cruisin]

The two types of people in this thread haha