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The I shit my pants thread.

My aunt had a bag. She fought colon cancer for 2 years with that goddamn thing on her hip.

I'll put up with a lot of shit (pun intended), bitch/whine/complain the whole time, but I'll do it... However I don't know if I could deal with that.

Buddy of mine fought a sepsis infection along with a bunch of other stuff related to his intestine. They had to remove a large portion of it or it would have killed him. He had a bag for, I think like 9 months and then they went back in and basically rebuilt his entire GI tract so he wouldn't need the bag and could go about his life.

64Trvlr Do you still have the bag or did they manage to rebuild enough to go back to pooping like normal?

Thank you for your service and thank you for posting that. Good reminder of the price paid by some so the rest of us can sit here and yap about our lack of sphincter control.
 
First off, 64Trvlr , thank you for your service, you're the reason we can talk "shit" to each other on the internet.:beer:


I shit my pants years ago............................from pushing real hard..........go figure.

Had been with the ex for about 6 months and we were on the couch watching a movie. Felt like I had a big fart brewing, so I figured I'd impress her with my power. Leaned over and pushed hard. Big 'ol giant glurp. I go rigid. Ex looks at me and says "That didn't sound right". I respond with "No, it sounded right, I just shit myself, I though it was a fart". I get up saying I'm going to take a shower. As I start walking away in shame she says "You have a wet spot in the back of your sweat pants". "Ya, you get those when you shit yourself".

Never tried to impress her with my farting ability again.
 
westracing01 said:
64Trvlr Do you still have the bag or did they manage to rebuild enough to go back to pooping like normal?

Thank you for your service and thank you for posting that. Good reminder of the price paid by some so the rest of us can sit here and yap about our lack of sphincter control.
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I appreciate the kind words, I was just doing my job.

They did go back in and hook what was left together. It was nice getting rid of the bag. Now I don't have solid turds I just shit toothpaste and with that you NEVER trust a fart. :grinpimp:
 
64Trvlr said:
I appreciate the kind words, I was just doing my job.

They did go back in and hook what was left together. It was nice getting rid of the bag. Now I don't have solid turds I just shit toothpaste and with that you NEVER trust a fart. :grinpimp:
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i thought that was just a part of getting older and drinking too much coffee. lol
 
gt1guy said:
First off, 64Trvlr , thank you for your service, you're the reason we can talk "shit" to each other on the internet.:beer:


I shit my pants years ago............................from pushing real hard..........go figure

Never tried to impress her with my farting ability again.
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Thanks for the kind words as I said I was just doing my job.

I used to love "burping my bag'" it would knock a buzzard off a shit wagon. Also it had at least a 20 minute hang time. :lmao:
 
Been backed up and slow for 1.5 months. On doctor scrip loosen you up meds, plus senna tea and other methods. Every fart could be liquid. On the track hoe Friday I let a liquid fart that left a half dollar sized spot in the undies.
 
JD Miller said:
We all know you like to eat the poo poo
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Ever shit and afterwards wanted to lay down for the rest of the day? That a sign of getting older?
 
My favorite boxers have the front blown out near the crotch and leg, I just blew the back out, good thing that I'm at home :homer::laughing:
 
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