CarterKraft
Red Skull Member
Bump this thread every time you wreck a pair of underwear.
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The I shit my pants thread.
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Clb
another toyota from P.R.K
go outside and play
you are way to bored
you are way to bored
CarterKraft
Red Skull Member
That would be wrecked boots in that caseYou can't wreck your underwear if you don't wear any
subybaja
E. Spengler
CarterKraft
Red Skull Member
I asked the shop rat do you guys have a bathroom he says no man sorry...what no 45acp/boheefus level story to come with it?
this place does suck now
I am programming a ECM and can't just grab my shit and go...
I survey the situation, cameras everywhere and no good place to sneak off to (trees)
I say F it and put my laptop behind the seat of the machine (its at 3%) jump in the truck and head to a porta potty I saw on the way in about 125 yards...
About 30 yards in to the drive the dam is over run
Floridaman
Nobody
Poop thread
scooter2374
walk home clown
1. Spring of '02 living out in CO at my buddy's place, wet fart that got a little too wet.
Here's one for you...what no 45acp/boheefus level story to come with it?
this place does suck now
August, 1996. My plane lands at Osan AB, ROK for the start of my 1-year remote tour. I am greeted by a couple of folks from the squadron that I am assigned to at Camp Red Cloud in Uijongbu (a 1-3 hour bus-ride depending on traffic). Before we hit the road we stop into the enlisted club for lunch. I order a teriyaki burger, fries and some jalapeno poppers.
Well, about 1/2 way into the bus ride my guts start bubbling up something fierce. Being the new guy I didn't want to try to make everyone stop for me to take a shit, so I did my best to hold it in. This worked until we got about 15 minutes from the post. At that point my sphincter had reached it's max endurance and started to relax. I was able to maintain enough control that I didn't shit all over the place, but there was noticeable leakage. When we finally got on post the first order of business was a toilet and fresh shorts.
First impressions are important.
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Wades_76_cj7
RZR guy, NO I am not gay..
I keep a roll of TP or napkins in the glovebox of every vehicle I own. I have crapped in the road ditch countless times. 
MuntCuffin
Upgrayedded user
I used to drive tractors for 14 to 18 hours at a time and lived off gas station food.
pooping in a freshly harvested or cultivated field is quite nice.
pooping in a freshly harvested or cultivated field is quite nice.
DRTDEVL
Mothfukle
Meh. I suffer from anal leakage from hemorrhoids. It ain't poop, rather pus and blood. I ruin at least 2 pairs of drawers a week. My wife even offered me her pads for when its bad, but I can't wrap my head about always with wings in my shorts.
Might have them removed after my next butt doc visit.
Might have them removed after my next butt doc visit.
subybaja
E. Spengler
Can recommend!
Oh yeah. Hemorrhoid banding a couple of years ago.
"Sir, we usually spread these out over a handful of visits."
"Screw that, throw em all in there and get it over with! No, that's OK honey, I'll drive- I've gotta get back to work."
That was a lie. She drove, and I spent 24 hours puking and groaning on the couch.
Coyote
Cup Holders & Rollbars
T M I
DRTDEVL
Mothfukle
That doesn't sound like much of a recommendation...
subybaja
E. Spengler
Yeah, well...the final result was worth it. Consider what thread this is.One day during deer season, I'd been eating granola bars all morning sitting in a stand and didn't really think about what might happen later on in the day. Didn't shoot anything, and headed home at noon, but was going to swing by a buddy's house first. It hit on the way home. This is out in the country, so gas stations aren't exactly everywhere. The first gas station I stopped at, someone had beat me to it and swirled enough shit to be almost up to the seat, and of course didn't flush, so no way I'm going to deal with all of that. Swung by the next gas station, but they had no public restroom. Fuckers. Texted a buddy to clear the path to his nearest bathroom because I was coming in hot. Made it with maybe 2 seconds to spare.
Wades_76_cj7
RZR guy, NO I am not gay..
It's a running joke with my friends that I am like a puppy. You feed me and i have to shit. For this reason I do not eat when on road trips.
scooter2374
walk home clown
Anthropologists that have studied uncontacted and minimally contacted tribes say they drop a duece about 30 to 40 mins after they eat every meal.It's a running joke with my friends that I am like a puppy. You feed me and i have to shit. For this reason I do not eat when on road trips.
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smells things
yall got loose b-holes
oughta exercize more
oughta exercize more
300sniper
Gun Plumber
One of the best commercials ever.
Sceep
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Projectjunkie
Whatever
So my buddy and his wife were having some domestic issues and spent a couple months violating restraining orders, they go on a date, she doesn't answer the phone, her sister calls the cops. Everybody is looking for a green minivan. Some shit had gone on earlier where he made the cops look stupid, so now he's enemy number one.
He jumps out of the van and runs into the desert between neighborhoods
His phone dies. The buddy who's Supposed to pick him up. Cough cough. Is rolling around looking for him.
He's trying to find a place to lay low, he goes to a buddies apartment, bangs on the door. No answer. His guts are churning at this point. Turns out the door is unlocked. Nobody home, bombs his friends toilet, no plunger, plugs in his phone for a charge, calls his ride and bails, no note or anything
That was like 6 months ago, and his friend still had no idea who fucking bombed his shitter
He jumps out of the van and runs into the desert between neighborhoods
His phone dies. The buddy who's Supposed to pick him up. Cough cough. Is rolling around looking for him.
He's trying to find a place to lay low, he goes to a buddies apartment, bangs on the door. No answer. His guts are churning at this point. Turns out the door is unlocked. Nobody home, bombs his friends toilet, no plunger, plugs in his phone for a charge, calls his ride and bails, no note or anything
That was like 6 months ago, and his friend still had no idea who fucking bombed his shitter