This was on Reddit's WallStreetBets sub
I thought that it was funny and enough Hmmmmmmm to make you think just a few brain cells deep.
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Elon Musk bought Twitter for one reason and only one reason,
TO CREATE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE!!!!
Lets take a look at the facts, and as I lay them out, it should become fairly obvious why this will be fucking terrible for all of man kind. Then we will examine the best fiscal path forward.
- First we already know TESLA is making robots, so it is fairly obvious that the he is aiming for AI technology.
TESLA ROBOT
- Second- Elon Musk watched the Movie 'Ex Machina' so we can clearly deduce that he knows one of the keys to creating AI is having access to a enormous amount of data(twitter). See the below Script Analysis from Scott Myers for reference.
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61–64 Nathan shows Caleb his lab where he makes the AIs. He explains that he managed to crack the problem of creating a convincing face by hacking into all the cameras on peoples’ iPads, phones etc and using that data. He goes on to show a brain, like that inside Ava, made from structural gel that holds its form for memories but shifts for thoughts. The software for the AIs is ‘blue book’ which is Nathan’s (Google-like) search engine company, that tells the AI how people think — thought patterns, impulsivity etc — more than what they are interested in. Nathan says he wanted to show Caleb all this to remind him that Ava is just a computer, a grey box, with no gender. SOURCE
"Ok.... you are probably thinking "so fucking what?!?" Well wait there is more. Now check out this math I did.
$TWTR + $TSLA + Starlink = Terminator
SKYNET = STARLINK
STARLINK = SKYNET
The combination of SpaceX(Starlink), TESLA, and TWITTER will lead to the rise of TERMINATORS! Machines designed to eradicate human beings. If you are still not connecting the dots, you are probably fucked anyway, leave this post and go back to facebook.
For those of you still paying attention let me drop some more knowledge bombs on you and then we can have a serious discussion about what we need to do about this....
- It is entirely possible Elon is a Terminator, I mean who the fuck names a kid X Æ A-12 ? I am not going into all the other supporting facts supporting this right now, but it is possible because Terminators time travel.
- Starlink is designed to be a literal net of satellites in the sky a fucking SKYNET(in case you needed some spelling instead of math)
- SpaceX is teaming up with the military just like Starlink does.
- Neuralink (mind control)
- Boring Company (tunneling robots)
- Examine all the Terminator names: They all Start with letters just like Teslas , T-1000 , T-8000 , shit one of them is even called a Series - H, now tell me that does not sound like Tesla! SOURCE
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The US military is teaming up with Elon Musk's SpaceX to build a rocket capable of delivering weapons around the world at 7,500 mph. The plans call for a rocket that can carry 80 metric tons of cargo into space and land anywhere in the world in about an hour. "
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"Upon connection to the secure military network, Skynet spread itself further, locking out human operated systems, and quickly took control of every weapon system that it came into contact with. Only then did its creators realize that the virus
was Skynet. Exactly one hour later, at 6:18 PM, Skynet launched the American nuclear missiles at their target sites across the world. The ensuing nuclear holocaust wiped out three billion human lives in what was to be known as "Judgment Day".
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- I also asked the smartest person I know u/VisualMod , and he said and I quote: "this was all totally possible and 97.1523486% likely to happen.
"Fucking boom! Microphone Drop on your face!
"This is all totally possible and 97.1523486% likely to happen." ----u/VisualMod
So there you have it, we are all fucked now, all thanks to Elon Musk who is 97.1523486% likely to be a Terminator. So what do we do? Nothing in the short term, depending on how the secret time traveling wars play out, we could be a decade or more from actual Judgment Day. There is also a 2.8476514% chance that this will not happen and Elon is not a Terminator, so if you play FDs you are used to worse odds and should probably just fuck off as per usual.
I am going to stay in the market until I see certain signs:
- When TESLA Robots Division reaches 3 Million deliverables per year
- Serious AI integration between Twitter and the US military emerges
- US Military Begins Purchase of Autonomous TESLA Tanks
- SpaceX merger with LockHeed Martin
If you see any of these things happening, go cash gang asap and head for a bunker in the hills, after the fallout maybe you can join the resistance and help bringdown Starlink.
this is not financial advice, this is the fate of humanity
Positions: I am definitely not telling any of quacks the coordinates of my bunker.