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Thefishguy77 said:
Not sure I would go that far but they would never get invited over. I would inform him that as soon as he can handle his family to behave properly around company you can and will be welcomed over. Until then let me know if you want suggestions.
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Sarcasm, I'd never lay a hand on an adult. That'd be a whole other set of problems but I've sure wanted to. I have put my hands on someone else's kid when they are in our home and fully out of control. I've packed a kid and his shit up and told the parrent's to leave our home though. I ain't got time for that
 
woods said:
My SIL (she's not even my SIL. She's dating my wife's brother), won't have that. She'll stand up, curse you out, make a giant scene, throw shit, etc.

There's a reason we see each other about twice a year. THeir kid and my kid see each other a few times a month. You can tell which days because my kid is spooled when I pick him up.
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There are kids friends that we keep apart for this reason. They get what they want and no consequences for anything and my kids try acting like that when they get home. It takes the rest of the day to get them back to normal. Thankfully the most problematic kids moved away
 
2020AT4 said:
had a kid out of wedlock at 17,
(I’m old school, deal with it)
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It's very popular in my generation, and I still look down upon people who had a kid out of wedlock.

If my dumbass could manage to not knock up any strange, there's no excuse. Especially with plan B sitting on the shelf.
 
Brad said:
There are kids friends that we keep apart for this reason. They get what they want and no consequences for anything and my kids try acting like that when they get home. It takes the rest of the day to get them back to normal. Thankfully the most problematic kids moved away
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Yea, looking forward to my kid getting into school for the social side of things. I take him to the park and he's great there. But doesn't have a steady friend that he can spend time with on a regular basis. I've been looking at clubs and stuff like 4H, but he's still a bit young.
 
Add me to the list.

My nephew was hell on wheels thanks to his worthless mother (my sister) who was more concerned with her welfare check and failed 3rd marriage than raising her kid. One Christmas we were at my parents and he was tearing the place up and really disrespecting everyone there, he was five at the time. I looked at my Dad and said "You gonna do it or should I" He told me he was gettin' too old so I did.

I grabbed him and handed him a good old fashioned ass whipping, straightened him right out too for the rest of the day. After that she never brought him around much or for very long when she did.

Fast forward ten years and they've moved away. I happen to be visiting my parents when she calls and asks if he can come and spend a month with them, long story short they say ok but I can see they are worried about this. I get on the phone and let her know that if he is anything less than perfect while he is here he will get another ass beating.

Long story short he was here for less than six hours and the cops bring him home. I find out and head over to administer an ass beating, I say beating because he is now fifteen 6'2" and has a good 75lbs on me.

I drug him out back and he got his ass beat, didn't even try to fight back the pussy. He calls her, she calls the cops and I catch a charge which I was lucky to get out of.

Last I heard he's a loser populating the earth with more like himself when he isn't too busy stealing shit to support his habits.

She of course blames me and my parents, Mom just recently got sick and tired of her bullshit and rewrote her will and cut off all communication. I myself haven't spoken with her since I caught that charge.
 
woods said:
Yea, looking forward to my kid getting into school for the social side of things. I take him to the park and he's great there. But doesn't have a steady friend that he can spend time with on a regular basis. I've been looking at clubs and stuff like 4H, but he's still a bit young.
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How old? My 4/7/9 year olds always find kids to play with as soon as they get to the park. There are a few times I’ve had to reel them away from the little shit they end up playing with. Mostly my oldest.
 
Brad said:
How old? My 4/7/9 year olds always find kids to play with as soon as they get to the park. There are a few times I’ve had to reel them away from the little shit they end up playing with. Mostly my oldest.
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He finds kids just fine. Usually they're a bit older though. Gets all sad when they leave though. He's also trying to grasp the concept of school yard games. Few weeks ago they were playing tag and he thought they were giving high fives. So he kept going around to high five everyone. :laughing:
 
speed bump said:
Gotta love breaking a solid 17 inch 4140 shaft. Sadly we are good enough at replacing these that we should have this job finished in 2 days without OT.
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Looks like a trunion for a drum. Rock plant or something like that?
 
I never listen to local radio but for some reason this morning I am. They say caller #9 wins $100 worth of groceries. Score! I was #9. It will come in handy as we are hosting a cookout this weekend.:smokin:
 
Saw a little crack. Decided to try and grind it to see if it was just on the surface…..nope
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87manche said:
that sounds like a pain in the ass.
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It’s not. Just welded it cold and closed it back up. I’ll grind and blend it when it cools off. There was an anode mount/bung right there. Cutting it off and grinding it must have opened it up enough to show the delamination.


To go along with my dad being vax pushy, my brother in law got fed up with us not getting it and apparently Unfriended my wife on fb :lmao: good riddance
 
Hannibal Lecter

The dude that wrote all of the Hannibal Lecter books was from MS. When he was in HS he was the manager of a local football team. A now well respected coach had to make him dress out for one game because he didn’t have enough players to play.

That coach just died and that story came up
 
Just hit the coffee shop after mailing a package and was chatting with one of the guys I knew while in line. Asked me wha was new ad how my carvings were going. I told him good as I just got done mailing one out. Probably a good thing since masks and probable lockdowns are coming again. Some fucking flatlander dumbass pipes up loudly and starts saying you’re gona half to. I told him very wuickly I am not having a conversation with you and went back to my buddy. He then gets louder and starts up with something like I live with ER docs sometimes at that point I swuared up with him and made sure I was going to be heard and told him “I am NOT have any conversation with you.” And then gave him the I am going to put you back in your car through the key slot stare until him shrank and got quiet. He is lucky I was in a good mood. I really wanted to rip his ass a new one. Fucking Citidiots. :mad3::mad3::mad3:
And he was not wearing a mask because his news source hadn’t said to het of course. The time is coming...
 
M92PV4U said:
My fucking day so far explained with memes...
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Ain't life like that soon as the eye hole things skweek open at some fawktd time of a mornin?
Sumbitchn leavn maw yard other than in the murder bronco bike or quad make me sad.
Who knows man , may bees yer week will turn out betterer .
Bwahahaha!
How aboot an ancient coil tubing reel Noah was totin around on his fawkn stanky assed shit fillled bote.
Some where's north of 20,000 amarerikin pounds, as useless as it gets fer this thread.
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TiTRD said:
In VT they take all 4 tires off during inspection to look at brakes. I left the inspection place last month and noticed a loose lug nut. I tightened it when I got home.

Today I go to rotate the tires and they fucking cross threaded one on. I broke it off purposefully so it wasn't an issue. Parts store has zero studs in stock. Guess I'm rocking 4 on that wheel all weekend.

Maybe I'll get drunk later, dress like a ninja, and go throw the broken stud through their window. :laughing:

Fucking hacks.
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Pain in the ass, but its done. Ebrake disintegrated, so I'll need one of those before next year's sticker, but its done.

Calls to pull the axle shaft. Fuck that, I drilled a hole in the already fucked up dust shield.

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