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Hannibal Lecter

The dude that wrote all of the Hannibal Lecter books was from MS. When he was in HS he was the manager of a local football team. A now well respected coach had to make him dress out for one game because he didn’t have enough players to play.

That coach just died and that story came up
 
Just hit the coffee shop after mailing a package and was chatting with one of the guys I knew while in line. Asked me wha was new ad how my carvings were going. I told him good as I just got done mailing one out. Probably a good thing since masks and probable lockdowns are coming again. Some fucking flatlander dumbass pipes up loudly and starts saying you’re gona half to. I told him very wuickly I am not having a conversation with you and went back to my buddy. He then gets louder and starts up with something like I live with ER docs sometimes at that point I swuared up with him and made sure I was going to be heard and told him “I am NOT have any conversation with you.” And then gave him the I am going to put you back in your car through the key slot stare until him shrank and got quiet. He is lucky I was in a good mood. I really wanted to rip his ass a new one. Fucking Citidiots. :mad3::mad3::mad3:
And he was not wearing a mask because his news source hadn’t said to het of course. The time is coming...
 
My fucking day so far explained with memes...
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M92PV4U said:
My fucking day so far explained with memes...
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Ain't life like that soon as the eye hole things skweek open at some fawktd time of a mornin?
Sumbitchn leavn maw yard other than in the murder bronco bike or quad make me sad.
Who knows man , may bees yer week will turn out betterer .
Bwahahaha!
How aboot an ancient coil tubing reel Noah was totin around on his fawkn stanky assed shit fillled bote.
Some where's north of 20,000 amarerikin pounds, as useless as it gets fer this thread.
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TiTRD said:
In VT they take all 4 tires off during inspection to look at brakes. I left the inspection place last month and noticed a loose lug nut. I tightened it when I got home.

Today I go to rotate the tires and they fucking cross threaded one on. I broke it off purposefully so it wasn't an issue. Parts store has zero studs in stock. Guess I'm rocking 4 on that wheel all weekend.

Maybe I'll get drunk later, dress like a ninja, and go throw the broken stud through their window. :laughing:

Fucking hacks.
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Pain in the ass, but its done. Ebrake disintegrated, so I'll need one of those before next year's sticker, but its done.

Calls to pull the axle shaft. Fuck that, I drilled a hole in the already fucked up dust shield.

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Lol is that the same coord the retards refuse to hang up on your hanger?
Nope. 1 berth over
Thefishguy77 said:
Something about deckhands are mouth breathers? What do I win?
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Yes. It was too easy of a question to warrant a prize.
[486] said:
I laughed as soon as I saw the picture and who posted it.
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Not surprised
Co worker got the boat ready to go, main engines running, pumps primed, ventilation, on ship power. Left shore power cord connected to the boat because it’s a 2 person job pulling over the bow across the water. I wasn’t around. Later that day, deckhands untied the lines and captain backed out. My boss heard the connector hit the bow railing 200’ away inside his office. I’m going to look for a dent tomorrow.
 
Squamch said:
Someone recently took the time to do one up on our company letterhead. Site super thought it was hilarious, and said to make sure it was hidden when the project management types came around...but keep it, in case we need it
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That would be awesome….and may just have to happen here
 
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but y tho
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Took my $60 and gave me nothing in return. Didn't come close to winning anything and had zero fun. Would have been a different story if the damn games had let me win at least some to achieve that "thrill" of gambling....but nope.

Maybe a good thing though. :laughing:
 
Poopyface said:
Took my $60 and gave me nothing in return. Didn't come close to winning anything and had zero fun. Would have been a different story if the damn games had let me win at least some to achieve that "thrill" of gambling....but nope.

Maybe a good thing though. :laughing:
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Sucker:flipoff2:

Couple years back,went to a car show in Solvang(tourist trap "DanishTown").Just out of town is Chumash Casino.Wife likes gambling,I don't.Rolled in with some friends,got one of their player cards,and $50.00 free play.Went over to the penny slots,gave most of it back.Last pull,machine starts flashing,bells go off,hot damn won something.
By the time the dust settled,I wound up with $300.00.Wife,sitting next to me,puts a $20.00 in,a few pulls in hits for $600.00.The drive home wasn't unpleasant.:smokin:
 
so after I solved the neighborhood feral cat problem this family of bunnies moved into my yard. Been here for like three years now.

This year there were many bunnies.
They just do whatever they want without fear because i think they've figured out that I kill everything else in the yard.
Little bastard just sat there looking at his kingdom for 20 minutes.
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87manche said:
so after I solved the neighborhood feral cat problem this family of bunnies moved into my yard. Been here for like three years now.

This year there were many bunnies.
They just do whatever they want without fear because i think they've figured out that I kill everything else in the yard.
Little bastard just sat there looking at his kingdom for 20 minutes.
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What was your solution to the feral cat problem? I am about ready to blast them with the 12 gauge but i have been told that is a bad idea in suburbia
 
mjlogan88 said:
What was your solution to the feral cat problem? I am about ready to blast them with the 12 gauge but i have been told that is a bad idea in suburbia
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a 22 rifle and 40gr subsonic ammo.

I asked a police friend what would happen if someone called them about it, he basically told me that unless he saw it, there wasn't really shit they could do. Hearsay as it were.
So I got busy and kept my mouth shut.

I always shoot from the second story down, always aware of my backstop.
I'm 20ish cats deep into problem solving and no round has ever left my yard, so fuck'em. The first summer I took 13.

and now we have birds and bunnies instead of feral cats people feed from their porch that shit in the landscaping.

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if you cut two coils off a marlin model 60 recoil spring they'll cycle subsonics without issue.
 
Call me what you will, I don't care for 99% of it, but this...this isn't half bad:

(the actual video is lame)



 
New shoes for the Bimmer showed up today. Hopefully thats the last piece of the puzzle before we head out for the UTBDR.

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Utah Backcountry Discovery Route (UTBDR) Map & Information

This route includes iconic places including Valley of the Gods, Moab, the Abajo and La Sal mountains, Onion Creek, 9 Mile Canyon and the Wasatch Mountains.
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Just had to explain over the phone to my girlfriend, whose skill set equates to 20 years of proofreading political correspondence, how to use a hacksaw to cut a ¼" steel mesh tree guard away from the goat that had it's head stuck through it.

She had about 5 minutes to spare before the kids needed to be at the school bus stop and managed to get it done!
 
Poopyface said:
Took my $60 and gave me nothing in return. Didn't come close to winning anything and had zero fun. Would have been a different story if the damn games had let me win at least some to achieve that "thrill" of gambling....but nope.

Maybe a good thing though. :laughing:
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that's just what casinos do
like government or insurance companies
the money to keep the lights on has gotta come from somewhere
 
just took apart a propane tank valve that looked like ancient trash, was gonna see if it was the kind with o-rings in the stem or a diaphragm
got a shitton of the ones with the diaphragm that need new diaphragms, the o-ring ones are easy, just stuff a new o-ring in, wire brush everything and away you go
I see mcmaster has new diaphragm rubber which is frickin' neat

anyways back to this ancient valve, it's a kero(something) and its got this wierdass inside out packing nut where the male threads are on the valve's body
only took it off the tank because it was wierd and crusty looking, didn't leak but I didn't trust it to not start what with how every single ancient 100lber seems to leak from the stem, sometimes even when backseated.

Take the nut off and what's in there but a stainless steel diaphragm. Fucking genius! That thing's at least from the '50s if not older and it'll prolly go another 80 years without needing to be looked at.
 
Sceep said:
New shoes for the Bimmer showed up today. Hopefully thats the last piece of the puzzle before we head out for the UTBDR.

ridebdr.com

Utah Backcountry Discovery Route (UTBDR) Map & Information

This route includes iconic places including Valley of the Gods, Moab, the Abajo and La Sal mountains, Onion Creek, 9 Mile Canyon and the Wasatch Mountains.
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What's your route to Moab, doing the Lockhart basin route? Was never impressed with Valley of the Gods. For a alternative route off the res I'd look into heading north from Mexican Hat to the dugway to Natural Bridges then over Bears Ears into Beef Basin Bobby's hole to elephant hill then to lockhart or beef basin to newspaper rock on to Lockhart basin.
 
I mentioned the picture thread that I was in Ocean City. On Monday I tripped on some camouflaged ninja concrete riser and grabbed a fence pole to stop my fall. Shoulder did the snap crackle pop in the process and been hurting in all kinds of ways. I got tired of it yesterday and asked the gf to yank it hard and it popped as she did it. Feel a shit ton better and got me thinking it was dislocated or something for three days. :homer:
 
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