Kowboy
White Trash
So the intent of the original version was an attempt to entice the JKO crowd over to our lil’ sub-forum on here. Now we ain’t got no sub-forum on here no more … and my contest thread got lost in space. 
Oh well. For the time bein’ at least, we still got us a jeep section. (I was afraid when the dust settled the only two categories were gonna be CHIT-CHAT and OTHER.
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And despite bein’ computer-controlled, plastic-clad, grocery-gettin’, soccer-mom mobiles … a JK is still a jeep so we belong here.
And I’m convinced there are folks that visit the sight to actu’ly see some 4x4 content rather than just read the mind-numbin’ dribble in chit-chat. So convinced in fact, that I’m puttin’ up cash fuckin’ money for the prize for this contest … a hun’erd dollar bill, that statistic’ly speakin’, most likely has trace elements of cocaine on it. Let’s give all the fine folks a lil’ somethin’ to read and look at.
A hun’erd dollar bill for a hun’erd posts.
A hun’erd legitimate posts that is. A legitimate post for this contest is defined as a post containin’ BOTH a 50-word minimum narrative AND a pic of somethin’ somehow, even loosely, related to a JK. Simple enough. ALL I ASK IS THAT YOU ACTU’LY OWN A FUCKIN’ JK. Don’t want this to turn into a Google picture search clusterfuck just to try to snag the bounty.
Just like all my illegitimate young’uns tho … illegitimate posts are always welcome. They just won’t count towards the quest for a hun’erd. Enter as many times as ya like. If’n the quest for a hun’erd is completed before I die, I’ll use a random number generator to determine the winner. Winner must be a legitimate post … and can’t be me. Any and all donations to sweeten the pot will be gladly accepted.
And Mr. snout has done just that! He done tossed in a hun’erd dollar bill as well so the pot’s at 2 hun’erd bucks.
And Mr. Austin has requested we play tag with our posts here. Someone else can chime in on that shit ‘cause I ain’t played tag since I was in grade school.
So … let the game begin!
Oh well. For the time bein’ at least, we still got us a jeep section. (I was afraid when the dust settled the only two categories were gonna be CHIT-CHAT and OTHER.
)And despite bein’ computer-controlled, plastic-clad, grocery-gettin’, soccer-mom mobiles … a JK is still a jeep so we belong here.
And I’m convinced there are folks that visit the sight to actu’ly see some 4x4 content rather than just read the mind-numbin’ dribble in chit-chat. So convinced in fact, that I’m puttin’ up cash fuckin’ money for the prize for this contest … a hun’erd dollar bill, that statistic’ly speakin’, most likely has trace elements of cocaine on it. Let’s give all the fine folks a lil’ somethin’ to read and look at.
A hun’erd dollar bill for a hun’erd posts.
A hun’erd legitimate posts that is. A legitimate post for this contest is defined as a post containin’ BOTH a 50-word minimum narrative AND a pic of somethin’ somehow, even loosely, related to a JK. Simple enough. ALL I ASK IS THAT YOU ACTU’LY OWN A FUCKIN’ JK. Don’t want this to turn into a Google picture search clusterfuck just to try to snag the bounty.
Just like all my illegitimate young’uns tho … illegitimate posts are always welcome. They just won’t count towards the quest for a hun’erd. Enter as many times as ya like. If’n the quest for a hun’erd is completed before I die, I’ll use a random number generator to determine the winner. Winner must be a legitimate post … and can’t be me. Any and all donations to sweeten the pot will be gladly accepted.
And Mr. snout has done just that! He done tossed in a hun’erd dollar bill as well so the pot’s at 2 hun’erd bucks.
And Mr. Austin has requested we play tag with our posts here. Someone else can chime in on that shit ‘cause I ain’t played tag since I was in grade school.
So … let the game begin!
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