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[486 said:
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Ain't been fucked in 10 years, and at 27 that's really a fuckin' shame
casual sex is aids, too many people consider pills to be adequate protection
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Dang buddy, 10 years is a stretch. You need a hug? I'll touch your butt, promise. Lately I'm averaging 3 years between girls. I'm a superficial motherfucker and its flabby and gross out here.



I always see commercials for te PrEp pills and wonder. What ever happened to condoms and going to the v.d. clinic?

but to quote one of the greatest musicians of his generation " ooooh baby I like it raw, yeah baby I like it raw" courtesy of ol dirty bastard
 
ConwayMuddy said:
Dang buddy, 10 years is a stretch. You need a hug? I'll touch your butt, promise. Lately I'm averaging 3 years between girls. I'm a superficial motherfucker and its flabby and gross out here.



I always see commercials for te PrEp pills and wonder. What ever happened to condoms and going to the v.d. clinic?

but to quote one of the greatest musicians of his generation " ooooh baby I like it raw, yeah baby I like it raw" courtesy of ol dirty bastard
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IBB's first couple?! :flipoff2:
 
DirtRoads said:
IBB's first couple?! :flipoff2:
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nah, he's into some wierd shit, I like my giblets still attached :flipoff2:
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These threads are always an interesting read. My mind is pretty much making anything sexual because it’s funny to me. Watching porn “suggested” videos earlier in the year, one that came up was sounding...umm wow :eek:
 
I don't know if I should be surprised about the giant box of dragon dildos or how much that box of dildos cost OP. :lmao:

I know you have a lingerie collection too. You're probably browsing this thread right now from your sissy rape farm with lace panties and cowboy boots on. :flipoff2::flipoff2:
 
Broncokyle88 said:
Remember, the only bicyclists people remember is Lance Armstrong, and that because he wasn’t afraid to use a performance enhancer. You want to be memorable, don’t you?

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bullshit. Lance deserves respect because he was kicked ass with one nut after beating cancer. He didnt do anything that other people didnt, and was on a level playing field with everyone, minus one nut and cancer.

Lance is the man.
 
Broncokyle88 said:
Found the spandex wearing fag in the crowd. I don’t even want to imagine an Armenian cramming his hairy ass into a set of bicycle shorts:flipoff2:
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no way bro, no spandex or road bikes for me. But I give Lance the utmost respect. I never watched any races or know shit about it, only that tour de france (i think is the name?) is a long ride with lot of climbing, and the guy with one nut who beat cancer kicked everyones ass. 🍺
 
ConwayMuddy said:
Dang buddy, 10 years is a stretch. You need a hug? I'll touch your butt, promise. Lately I'm averaging 3 years between girls. I'm a superficial motherfucker and its flabby and gross out here.



I always see commercials for te PrEp pills and wonder. What ever happened to condoms and going to the v.d. clinic?

but to quote one of the greatest musicians of his generation " ooooh baby I like it raw, yeah baby I like it raw" courtesy of ol dirty bastard
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Fuck, IBB is a queer dating site now!
I'm the fuck out! See ya back at pirate... :flipoff2:
 
12 fucking pages and nobody sent out the bat signal for Overbear. This thread is pretty much right up his ...alley.

Op and Overbear could compare soundings:eek:
 
4xfiend said:
I’m less bothered by the OP using huge dildos on himself than I am by all of the fuckers in here who are perfectly ok with boring ass sex for their entire lives. Some of you need to live a little.
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It's a crying shame ain't it? My girl is greatly confused, she thought she knew all about sex until I came along. Tonight she asked me how in the fuck do I know what I know when she's had a lot more action than myself (I was a very late bloomer) yet she feels like she is a complete beginner now?

She was content with what she had but now she's finding out what fun there is to be had but I'm taking it very slowly, no need to scare her off. :laughing:
 
We like different positions and rooms. There is zero butt play. I am the penetrator.
Our toys are our hands, mouths, and genitals.
22 years of great fun!
 
gt1guy said:
12 fucking pages and nobody sent out the bat signal for Overbear. This thread is pretty much right up his ...alley.

Op and Overbear could compare soundings:eek:
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OB and, going into the wayback machine, I think his user name was JoshTurner?

486, I have to say, sounding seems :eek::eek: . However, to each his own:flipoff2:
 
billybob_81067 said:
Link?
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Good god the search function fucking sucks, can't even use quotation marks...
https://irate4x4.com/tow-rigs-and-trailers/7655-any-love-for-obs-fords-in-here?p=7874#post7874

88mitsu said:
I know you have a lingerie collection too. You're probably browsing this thread right now from your sissy rape farm with lace panties and cowboy boots on. :flipoff2::flipoff2:
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nah, not into that scene
Ain't got the body for it, and besides the whole womens' clothing industry depresses me something fierce. Something about people spending their whole lives fixated on appearance rather than substance. You know that by default womens pants don't come with useful sized pockets? That kind of shit just sends me down a rabbit hole of 'no wonder so many of them are helpless, they've been trained their whole lives to be'
 
[486 said:
;n194393]Good god the search function fucking sucks, can't even use quotation marks...
https://irate4x4.com/tow-rigs-and-trailers/7655-any-love-for-obs-fords-in-here?p=7874#post7874


nah, not into that scene
Ain't got the body for it, and besides the whole womens' clothing industry depresses me something fierce. Something about people spending their whole lives fixated on appearance rather than substance. You know that by default womens pants don't come with useful sized pockets? That kind of shit just sends me down a rabbit hole of 'no wonder so many of them are helpless, they've been trained their whole lives to be'
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Who needs pockets when you got a purse!!!!!!
 
Just because you don't have a duffle bag full of toys and a shaved gerbil under you bed doesn't mean your sex is boring. I'd say the wife and I are in the middle as far as trying different things, well at least before I read this :flipoff2:​​​​​​

I still think the best sex we have is just straight up traditional. Best when it's totally out of nowhere, and the kids are actually all asleep at the same time :laughing:
 
YotaAtieToo said:
Just because you don't have a duffle bag full of toys and a shaved gerbil under you bed doesn't mean your sex is boring.
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Never tried to imply that.

Fuckin' a, all this shit and what turns me into a needy wreck is the thought of waking up in the morning being held by someone I actually care about
 
Holy shit, now I know why there was cackles of laughter coming from the dildocupine's office. I have to give you credit: that's the biggest dildo collection I've ever seen a guy admit to owning. Nice hi-power too.
 
[486 said:
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Never tried to imply that.

Fuckin' a, all this shit and what turns me into a needy wreck is the thought of waking up in the morning being held by someone I actually care about
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That’s sad man!!!! Everyone deserves a good mate.... long as you’re not a shit bag!!!!
What about a dog.... not to complete you, but if you live alone, might be a good companion????
 
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