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Broncokyle88 said:
That’s just that she’s seen him. How many X-ray techs work there? It’s probably been at least a half dozen times. At what point does his health insurance company just say “you know what mr. smith, we aren’t covering any more procedures to remove foreign objects from your ass”:lmao:
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Congratulations sir you have just moved into first place with the most inches removed from your ass. Can you please stand there holding that thing up and smile. Please Pretend it is a trophy bass.
 
ThePanzerFuhrer said:
Man after the second time there is no fucking way I could keep my mouth shut. I would get fired for teasing him. :flipoff2:
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She said something along the lines of "did you learn your lesson yet?" I guess the dude is a pretty good sport as he laughed.
 
Mr Stubs said:
Wonder if it’s 486?
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486 ain’t so bashful about his proclivities to cross 5 states for treatment. Besides, he’s a do-it-yourself type, I’m sure he just drywall screws an old shoelace to the end opposite the insertion end so retrieval isn’t an issue :laughing:
 
Mr Stubs said:
Wonder if it’s 486?
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nah dude, I don't go to the hospital for anything

I really don't understand going to the hospital to get something normal outta your ass
I could understand if it were something directional like a fish where the gills will open up when you pull on it, but even then just start calling people up until you find someone that's down for some short-notice ass play, get a couple fingers in alongside and work it back out...

I'd just heard of the fish one on the news or something. Only thing that's gotten close to being disconcertingly stuck was a 3" steel ball bearing, ended up just pushing it out as far as I could, then dropping my ass down on a couple computer cases spaced apart, think "toilet seat but without fragile porcelain underneath" to get some inertial slide-hammer action going on to get it the last little bit out
Next stop was one of my dial indicator mag-bases to stick a handle onto it, but it didn't come to that
 
[486] said:
I hear the tail part is not very securely attached to the plug on any of them
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Lol I was teasing my wife about those things other week. She found out that there is a big furry population in the city she works in. That would be par for the course as there is a super crunchy college there.

Of course you not getting away with just telling me about this. So I grilled her about the conversation she had. Of course being the asshole I am found a website that sold those and asked her if she wanted one, pick one out:confused:. In return I got the I’m gonna murder you in your sleep with a butter knife look. :lmao:
 
ThePanzerFuhrer said:
Lol I was teasing my wife about those things other week. She found out that there is a big furry population in the city she works in. That would be par for the course as there is a super crunchy college there.

Of course you not getting away with just telling me about this. So I grilled her about the conversation she had. Of course being the asshole I am found a website that sold those and asked her if she wanted one, pick one out:confused:. In return I got the I’m gonna murder you in your sleep with a butter knife look. :lmao:
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furries are ... well...
were good people

I dunno, something happened in the last 5-8 years but they used to be nothing but freedom loving zero-fucks-given hard partying deep-thinking dudes. These days there's still quite a few of the good ones left lurking in the shadows but nearly all of the sites and forums are overrun with screeching hateful trannies and media-lockstep statists.

Kinda like how there ain't anywhere on the internet that fun is allowed any more. Fuckin' downer, that.
 
[486] said:
furries are ... well...
were good people

I dunno, something happened in the last 5-8 years but they used to be nothing but freedom loving zero-fucks-given hard partying deep-thinking dudes. These days there's still quite a few of the good ones left lurking in the shadows but nearly all of the sites and forums are overrun with screeching hateful trannies and media-lockstep statists.

Kinda like how there ain't anywhere on the internet that fun is allowed any more. Fuckin' downer, that.
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Lol

Just because of her reaction to my offer, I would love to find a kangaroo custume. The look on her face when I would come hopping into the bedroom in a sexual manner would be worth the being cut off for the next month :lmao:.
 
ThePanzerFuhrer said:
Lol

Just because of her reaction to my offer, I would love to find a kangaroo custume. The look on her face when I would come hopping into the bedroom in a sexual manner would be worth the being cut off for the next month :lmao:.
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Reminds me of a porn i saw... had an inflatible dinosaur on a hoverboard banging some chick. It was pretty funny

Found it, search Trex hoverboard porn
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2big bronco said:
Reminds me of a porn i saw... had an inflatible dinosaur on a hoverboard banging some chick. It was pretty funny

Found it, search Trex hoverboard porn
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MFing T-rex!


Did you edit your post because it popped us after hitting quote and wasn't there when I hit quote.
 
ThePanzerFuhrer said:
Lol

Just because of her reaction to my offer, I would love to find a kangaroo custume. The look on her face when I would come hopping into the bedroom in a sexual manner would be worth the being cut off for the next month :lmao:.
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I wanted to get a head when this whole mask thing came about mainly for the lulz, if you could find anyone that wasn't booked solid for years in advance it was like $2k for just a head

I mean I'll toss $2500 into a rifle that I've only shot maybe 100rds through in the last 5 years without a second thought. Same on some stupid shit like a dividing head for cutting splines on the shaper. Just can't justify it for a joke though.
 
[486] said:
well since you guys gays can't get enough of it, here's an update on the recent additions
they're a couple glass insulators from telegraph wires or some such shit I dunno
there was a whole bunch of them in a dumpster and I grabbed them all of course
prolly 70% of them had chips and cracks, and about 98% of them were way too big, but these two are not terribly sized, and they're about a half inch thick in every dimension so I'm sure anything short of pitching them against concrete wouldn't make them break

pictured next to the favorite for the last few years running
oh and a tube of grease for scale because it is what was handy
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happy, you bunch of fags? :flipoff2:
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Have some of you looked into the cost of toys like that? Wish I would have gotten into making sex toys as a side gig. Would have been cheaper than machining. Maybe 30 dollars in silicone in that toy and they go for about 140-190 dollars. Add a cum tube and the price goes up.

Buy a 200 dollar 3D printer, print out some interesting toys, mold the print and then profit off the items.
 
Duc said:
Have some of you looked into the cost of toys like that? Wish I would have gotten into making sex toys as a side gig. Would have been cheaper than machining. Maybe 30 dollars in silicone in that toy and they go for about 140-190 dollars. Add a cum tube and the price goes up.

Buy a 200 dollar 3D printer, print out some interesting toys, mold the print and then profit off the items.
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I've looked into it, got a few ideas for things that aren't made.
Just haven't got around to it.

main things were a process for making a better inflatable knot and (much less complex) a set of dismountable anal bead molds, as in "cast two or three, advance the mold, cast another on, rinse and repeat".
there really ain't much around for larger diameter beads, and I know longer strings than are even possible to be used would sell real well
 
VG SERE said:
That reminds me of when I was really into skydiving. I LOVED it, the people, the feeling, all of it. Spent every weekend at the DZ. After a while some folks thought just skydiving was boring. They starting piloting smaller and smaller canopies until almost all deaths were under a good chute, that was going 60mph on landing. After a while even that got boring, cue base jumping or wing suits, then both at the same time... I don't know if it's addiction thing or a metabolic thing where they just desensitized their receptors and had to keep upping the ante to feel anything.
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Rev. Maynard touched on this in one of his sermons....

 
Duc said:
Have some of you looked into the cost of toys like that? Wish I would have gotten into making sex toys as a side gig. Would have been cheaper than machining. Maybe 30 dollars in silicone in that toy and they go for about 140-190 dollars. Add a cum tube and the price goes up.

Buy a 200 dollar 3D printer, print out some interesting toys, mold the print and then profit off the items.
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cura will make a stl into a mold automagically.
 
[486] said:
I've looked into it, got a few ideas for things that aren't made.
Just haven't got around to it.

main things were a process for making a better inflatable knot and (much less complex) a set of dismountable anal bead molds, as in "cast two or three, advance the mold, cast another on, rinse and repeat".
there really ain't much around for larger diameter beads, and I know longer strings than are even possible to be used would sell real well
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How much of an investment do you need?
 
IowaOffRoad said:
Do I ‘smell’ an Irate 4x4 business partnership? Would Austin authorize the logo for “the perfect bedroom accessories for when the lights go low and the road gets muddy”?












:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:
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Some early investors opportunities.....
 
I could probably fit it in (ha) but... eh
its kinda something you gotta get into because there's something you want that isn't out there, and that just ain't enough of a drive for me to do all the stuff like tacking together a big enough degassing chamber or any of that
especially when I don't currently have enough space under-roof for a table saw
 
[486] said:
I could probably fit it in (ha) but... eh
its kinda something you gotta get into because there's something you want that isn't out there, and that just ain't enough of a drive for me to do all the stuff like tacking together a big enough degassing chamber or any of that
especially when I don't currently have enough space under-roof for a table saw
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Minor problems to over come.


Introducing the new Irate Dana44, fucks you on the trail and now in the bedroom. Oil seal problems are of the past. Let help fill you up with some lube in the ass.

Or for the jeep lovers, a toy truck to fuck them after a long day at work to pay for their over priced jeep.
 
Duc said:
Minor problems to over come.


Introducing the new Irate Dana44, fucks you on the trail and now in the bedroom. Oil seal problems are of the past. Let help fill you up with some lube in the ass.

Or for the jeep lovers, a toy truck to fuck them after a long day at work to pay for their over priced jeep.
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how many $800 life size silicone dana 44 axles am I going to sell? Be a bitch to get the molds to fill out, especially in the knuckle area
rubber front driveshafts might be a better seller, for the "show truck" crowd, also the "show truck hater" crowd too, with how much of a hardon they got for them
 
[486] said:
I could probably fit it in (ha) but... eh
its kinda something you gotta get into because there's something you want that isn't out there, and that just ain't enough of a drive for me to do all the stuff like tacking together a big enough degassing chamber or any of that
especially when I don't currently have enough space under-roof for a table saw
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Sketch up some pictures sounds like a fun group project :lmao:


Keep up with the marketing slogans. I’m laughing my ass off here. :lmao:
 
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