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Ford Bronco Release date set

ArTi54N said:
I never did find a page with a good breakdown.. I read somewhere in this thread that you have to pay to get the good knowledge, which I doubt was for real..
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You should go on the Cracked forums, where people make pitches to get published on the website for paltry money (I'm published on cracked, won't tell where). There are some very funny guys there.

Troll around and contact one that works with your personality. Then have him help you do creative critiques of crazy internet shit like girls doing their eyebrows, trannies, and other hysterical garbage. Your voice and viewpoints are great, but it's hard creating on a consistent enough basis to get a following, as you well know.

You are seriously going to be rich and famous if you do that. Your voice is perfect, and the down-home wisdom and stuff, spiced up with a smart-ass from Cracked, would be a perfect vehicle to get discovered.
 
evernoob said:
You should go on the Cracked forums, where people make pitches to get published on the website for paltry money (I'm published on cracked, won't tell where). There are some very funny guys there.

Troll around and contact one that works with your personality. Then have him help you do creative critiques of crazy internet shit like girls doing their eyebrows, trannies, and other hysterical garbage. Your voice and viewpoints are great, but it's hard creating on a consistent enough basis to get a following, as you well know.

You are seriously going to be rich and famous if you do that. Your voice is perfect, and the down-home wisdom and stuff, spiced up with a smart-ass from Cracked, would be a perfect vehicle to get discovered.
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I can't tell for sure if the whole thread or just some of it is soaked in sarcasm..

if I ever get discovered, Im pretty sure it will be on youtube..
 
ArTi54N said:
I can't tell for sure if the whole thread or just some of it is soaked in sarcasm..

if I ever get discovered, Im pretty sure it will be on youtube..
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Right. On youtube. You would collaborate with someone to add some material.

Reaction videos are the rage. I want to see you react to Tranny Reading Time.

Sarcasm: I've been after you for months to do reaction vids.

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They are going to be real mad when like 8 people buy one. When was the last time you saw a manual Rubicon? I had a 4 door Rubicon Hardrock in 16 with a manual. Tried to sell it for 2 months and ended up wholesaling it to a dealer. They sat on it for 6 months before dumping it to another dealer who sat on it another 5. The last internet price I saw was less than I sold it to them for.
 
Us mall crawlers in NJ love manual jeeps. People here pay extra.
 
I consider a manual transmission; as an integral part of a millennial, vehicle anti-theft device........
 
89islandeer said:
Well it appears Ford listened to the people, the manual is now available with the Sasquatch package.
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[TINFOIL] It was always on the table, and they said "no" to create controversy & drive discussion and desire. Like Coca-Cola did accidentally by launching "new Coke" - old Coke became very important to some people when they thought they couldn't have it. [/TINFOIL]



jimbo92 said:
When was the last time you saw a manual Rubicon?
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This morning.

. . . as I left it parked and drove to work in a (comparatively pussified) car :laughing:​

The manual 'Squatch will be niche, but it'll make the auto-posers feel badass by association.
 
well there it is from Ford, finally.
Ok, gonna be a couple vehicles of mine up for sale soon!
 
SLOWPOKE693 said:
And Fab Fours will be the first company to gay up the new Bronco with a grumper and retarded fenders.
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The opinion is split 50/50 on them. They either make the most retarded shit ever, or it's the coolest shit ever.

I cant respect someone who buys/supports fagfours. But I can respect the company for making money off idiots.
 
They got me with the 7 speed in a Sasquatch package. Put my $100 down on a 2 door. Saw a couple of pics with 37's so hopefully that will happen.
 
ArTi54N said:
all I know is I have communicated with ford a little.. I usually don't tell people I used to work for one of their subsidiaries.. anyways.. they are admitting to lots of computer problems from all the searching people were doing, etc.. hahaha..
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YotaAtieToo said:
Sweet

What's the estimated delivery?
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June, but the dealership said could get pushed to September depending on how they release them. Pricing should be available next month. I'll keep this updated. I'm pretty stoked, should be a fun easy trail, camp, snow rig. I still have my truggy to crawl and smash into things. Need to get a double trailer for Sand Hollow trips now. :grinpimp:
 
I am going to wait for a diesel and hopefully truck version of the bronco. That is all jeep has left on edge, from a former jeep owner.

I need cargo space with 3 kids and want to tow 5-7k.

These prices aren't saving much compared to a used diesel truck. I just love the drop tops and will wait if they plan to come through.
 
Actually really liking the looks of the Sport and think it'll be their biggest seller.
 
Well the bronco didn't disappoint. Random thoughts in no particular order

it looks really solidly built with the exception of the front steering links from the rack to the knuckles.

They did a great job of tucking the front axle housing up really high giving it tons of clearance. To the point of the cv shafts looking like they cant have a whole lot more room to flex

Front sway bar is huuuge... like 4x the size of anything on an ultra 4 truck

The 2 dr is really small... like 2 dr sidekick small

The 4 dr is a whale

Found out they will be offering the sasquatch as an add on to the base model for $5k and $2500 when added to another package

solid axle swapping it and keeping it low looks like a cake walk with the exception of a steering box. The frame is really wide to begin with and the coil buckets take up a ton of real estate. Maybe coil overs and tight towers would fix the issue. As it looks now it would have to be mounted just behind the axle inboard of the frame with a rear swing arm.

The water proof vinal seats look like high end leather.

The front section of the top is t top style so you can slide them out without removing the roof rack

The 35s the sasquatch package comes with are pretty cool looking. The remind me of a desert race tire (square bar style aggressive at)

Lower link mounts look like they will damage easy

Super front bumper option doesnt look like it's made to hit rocks but looks stronger then your average front bumper

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