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*The official* "It's a Clown World, after all." thread.

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Tech Tim said:
It's a comedy that is turning into a documentary.

You owe it to yourself to watch it, it really is a great look at the downfall of our society. It seems like every year it becomes more relevant.
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He may not understand it. :flipoff2: I'm surprised you didn't post up the intro to it.

Here's some way back clown (listen to back half of that if you're ADHD), especially the part where the trophy is given:


 
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That's $28k every year, for those five years, for every one of those 171,000 homeless.

I wonder if that's even counting other low income assistance type programs that homeless could apply for.
 
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[486] said:
ooh thread related, saw a billboard the other day from kleenex about masturbation

bit of a "oh well I guess that's family friendly now in pedo clown world"
bit of culture shock for me
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the amazon review:

"
I want to start this off by thanking Kleenex for selling these in 36-packs. I’ve put it on subscription, and if they want to start selling a 72-pack, sign me up. I have three reasons for needing this much Kleenex, and their names are Liam, Samuel and Hank.


This is how it goes in this house. First the Kleenex disappears. Then the toilet paper. Then they go for fabrics. And you don’t want it to get there, unless you’re ready to invest in a five gallon drum of Fabreeze.


This used to be a good Christian home. But it’s not about moral judgment anymore. I’m way beyond that. I’m in survival mode. If I don’t supply absorbent paper products, I’m going to find my dish towels hidden in the basement, stiff as aluminum. The other day, I almost cut my hand on a sock. I am sorry to speak so frankly, but with three teenage boys, a woman has got to be practical.


The funny part is, they think they’re being sneaky, with their 45 minute showers and sudden need for “privacy”, as if I’m going to walk in on them journaling. They slink around the house like unfixed cats, while I try to announce my location at all times. No one needs to ask me to knock anymore. I knock on the walls. I practically wear a cow bell. I’m not looking to catch anyone by surprise, believe me. I’m just trying to get through this.


The other day my husband was watching me unload the groceries, and he asks me, all sweetness and light, “Honey, what’re you doing with all that Kleenex?”


I about knocked him off his chair."


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Surprised there was no mention of staying away from sunroofs in that article for the 300.00
 
Steve300xcw said:
Think a lil bit more about that. Take the $300 the first time. Then go buy a case of ammo with it, an really shoot the sumbitch:flipoff2:
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Is there any auditing/verification aspect? The only way they would know you shot someone is if you get arrested. Would you have to pay back the money? I am not seeing any stick to go with the carrot other than liberal hope.

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Steve300xcw said:
Think a lil bit more about that. Take the $300 the first time. Then go buy a case of ammo with it, an really shoot the sumbitch:flipoff2:
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Exactly. Do it for two months. You can buy a gat and $300 worth of ammo. Then you can get paid bank to shoot mfers with. Look at it as a govt funded small business grant. Who said dummiecraps arent interested in promoting small business?
 
Steve300xcw said:
Think a lil bit more about that. Take the $300 the first time. Then go buy a case of ammo with it, an really shoot the sumbitch:flipoff2:
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Forget all that. Just once per month walk in there and be all ranting like "OMG I'm gonna fucking shoot my boss, but i won't do it for 300 bucks"
 
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