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*The official* "It's a Clown World, after all." thread.

ooh thread related, saw a billboard the other day from kleenex about masturbation

bit of a "oh well I guess that's family friendly now in pedo clown world"
bit of culture shock for me
the amazon review:

"
I want to start this off by thanking Kleenex for selling these in 36-packs. I’ve put it on subscription, and if they want to start selling a 72-pack, sign me up. I have three reasons for needing this much Kleenex, and their names are Liam, Samuel and Hank.


This is how it goes in this house. First the Kleenex disappears. Then the toilet paper. Then they go for fabrics. And you don’t want it to get there, unless you’re ready to invest in a five gallon drum of Fabreeze.


This used to be a good Christian home. But it’s not about moral judgment anymore. I’m way beyond that. I’m in survival mode. If I don’t supply absorbent paper products, I’m going to find my dish towels hidden in the basement, stiff as aluminum. The other day, I almost cut my hand on a sock. I am sorry to speak so frankly, but with three teenage boys, a woman has got to be practical.


The funny part is, they think they’re being sneaky, with their 45 minute showers and sudden need for “privacy”, as if I’m going to walk in on them journaling. They slink around the house like unfixed cats, while I try to announce my location at all times. No one needs to ask me to knock anymore. I knock on the walls. I practically wear a cow bell. I’m not looking to catch anyone by surprise, believe me. I’m just trying to get through this.


The other day my husband was watching me unload the groceries, and he asks me, all sweetness and light, “Honey, what’re you doing with all that Kleenex?”


I about knocked him off his chair."


:lmao:
 
Surprised there was no mention of staying away from sunroofs in that article for the 300.00
 
Think a lil bit more about that. Take the $300 the first time. Then go buy a case of ammo with it, an really shoot the sumbitch:flipoff2:

Is there any auditing/verification aspect? The only way they would know you shot someone is if you get arrested. Would you have to pay back the money? I am not seeing any stick to go with the carrot other than liberal hope.

<Identified future failed social program>
 
Think a lil bit more about that. Take the $300 the first time. Then go buy a case of ammo with it, an really shoot the sumbitch:flipoff2:

Exactly. Do it for two months. You can buy a gat and $300 worth of ammo. Then you can get paid bank to shoot mfers with. Look at it as a govt funded small business grant. Who said dummiecraps arent interested in promoting small business?
 
Think a lil bit more about that. Take the $300 the first time. Then go buy a case of ammo with it, an really shoot the sumbitch:flipoff2:
Forget all that. Just once per month walk in there and be all ranting like "OMG I'm gonna fucking shoot my boss, but i won't do it for 300 bucks"
 
They were always hard left, but now being challenged on their integrity is a problem.

Looking out for the social good is NOT Political Socialism.
 
Looking out for the social good is NOT Political Socialism.
I don't see how it isn't, this is that whole range of thought that was once summed up as 'mind your business'

when you're minding others' doings you aren't minding your own, you'll manage others' majorly worse than you could yours, everyone naturally benefits from individually well managed affairs, etc

Anyone who is "looking out for the social good" is either bending the truth for their own gain as is natural, or more likely is deluding themselves into thinking that they're altruistically fair and unbiased while fostering the exact same natural biases toward individual gain
 
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I don't see how it isn't, this is that whole range of thought that was once summed up as 'mind your business'

when you're minding others' doings you aren't minding your own, you'll manage others' majorly worse than you could yours, everyone naturally benefits from individually well managed affairs, etc

Anyone who is "looking out for the social good" is either bending the truth for their own gain as is natural, or more likely is deluding themselves into thinking that they're altruistically fair and unbiased while fostering the exact same natural biases

Yeah, I understand your personal take, but that's not what "public" means.

It doesn't mean guiding thoughts, and/or indoctrination, but simply to INFORM on things that may be relevant to most people.

Used to be this way.
 
Yeah, I understand your personal take, but that's not what "public" means.

It doesn't mean guiding thoughts, and/or indoctrination, but simply to INFORM on things that may be relevant to most people.

Used to be this way.
I don't see how it was nor could ever have been "this way"

Humanity is naturally and entirely individualistic, there is no meaningful collective especially when actively managed.
Those who claim to be fair and balanced or whatever aren't lying, they're just being fair to their own interests and doling out balance through their own biases.
 
I don't see how it was nor could ever have been "this way"

Humanity is naturally and entirely individualistic, there is no meaningful collective especially when actively managed.
Those who claim to be fair and balanced or whatever aren't lying, they're just being fair to their own interests and doling out balance through their own biases.

No shit? You new here on Earth, Monkey Boy?
 
I don't see how it isn't, this is that whole range of thought that was once summed up as 'mind your business'

I think a lot of people read "mind your own business" as "don't pay attention to others business" when they should be reading it far more literally
 

“Never appeal to a man's better nature. He may not have one. Invoking his self-interest gives you more leverage.”

― Robert A. Heinlein
 
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