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Post yer sex toys, 35% ofc

I get that, I had my relations fun, I welcome being alone and when the mood strikes there's always hookers and blow.



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Add said:
I have sooooo many questions now after seeing that box dong skewers
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I’m never going camping with you and when we go wheeling I’m staying in MY rig. Toyota guys ain’t gay. They’re just....misunderstood.
 
I’ll tie the wife up on occasion, she wants to do spanking but, it ain’t that enjoyable.
 
Add said:
You mean you don't wanna put sticks up each other's dicks:flipoff2:.
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By sticks you mean toothpicks and by each other’s you mean you’ll sit in your Jeep looking at your crotch the whole time you drive Big Sluice.
 
ConwayMuddy said:

same girl that talked me into letting her try sounds on me, took a switchblade to me one night. Oh how I miss that sexy sociopath
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Idk WTF "sounds" is, but twice I've been having a good ole time in some crazy chicks bed, both 40+ divorcees with fake tits, really having a blast, thinking I'll crash out and go for another round in the morning, meticulous, perfectly decorated room, thousand dollar mattress, fancy sheets and all, AC cranked down, what's not to love.
Look in the corner, and there's a fucking machete:laughing:
I've been screamed at, hit, stuff thrown at me, but only a couple times I thought I'd be beheaded in my sleep. Didn't stay the night(s):laughing:
 
DozerDan82 said:
Dear Austin,
I appreciate your effort, but please just pull the plug on the site... things that can not be unsee, have been seen...

Thank you,
Everyone:lmao:
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I can get down with some shit that others consider odd but I'm not going to shove anything up my urethra in this lifetime. Choking, spanking, sensory deprivation etc are pretty pedestrian in the grand scheme but that's ok by me & the missus. :laughing:
 
None. We have none and are always both done in about 3-5 minutes max. Sometimes twice. 21 years of being together. Still great very time.
 
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didn't notice the gun in the box when i first opened the thread. I'm surprised it doesn't make the news more often about people shooting each other during sex. i understand the whole making sure it's unloaded, just seems like more drunken fucks would end up not checking it every time :rasta:


I'm also surprised people think you are trolling :confused:
 
Tin Roof said:
And he never complains that you’re boring? :flipoff2:
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Ha! :flipoff2:

I think any woman will start staring at the ceiling after 20 minutes tops and be like.. get it done already. Of course, there will be exceptions that like marathon sex with position changes, but that is in the 1% - Studies show...

Only in porn women like that stuff.

They also hate jackhammer sex, and sex were you pull it almost out all the way with each thrust. They love pressure on the clit, which is why they love sitting on top so much.

Do the surfer next time: stick it in there, almost all the way. Then, you thrust like an ocean dumps waves on the beach, but pull it out only a 1/4 to 1/2 inch tops. You count the thrusts, 7 times almost all the way, leaving that last 1/4th inch out - 3 times as deep as you can go. Remember never to pull it out, only as far as to relax some pressure on her clit. (This is missionary style)
Start with 1 Hz, and move up to 3 Hz tops (thrusts per second)

My boyfriend loves this simple trick, but so does my wife.
 
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husslr187 said:
oh i’m all for other guys being gay. not only will they leave more fish for me to catch, they’ll take another guy with them.
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Oh not even that, I was sort of getting the impression that this was the kind of crowd that had a hyper religious "missionary position only, try not to enjoy it, pray for forgiveness while sobbing with shame afterward" kind of thing going.
 
normally I would go back and read stuff to try and see from your perspective but not with this thread. I just skimmed it quickly after I realized there wasn’t 35% of people’s girlfriends and I don’t plan to go back.
 
FleshEater said:
Maybe for you guys grabbing your women off Tinder or whatever. Mine is a traditional type of woman, and we've been married over 12 years. Life is good for both. So :flipoff2:!
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I've been with my wife for the same amount of time... just saying maybe you should try it sometime, you scared?
 
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