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[486 said:
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I've had nothing but a bad time playing with sounding, even real small like 1/8" just feels sorta okay, looks real hot, but soon as I cum it's FUCKING FIRE out my dick
managed to get a UTI once too, the expression on the doctor's face was hilarious.


size, firmness, model name
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I usually only have issues pissing the day after. Was never really a problem until a year ago or so.
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use to be able to get third from left in, large end is whatever the metric equivalent of 3/8" is. Can get to the taper but it just won't go anymore

edit, c.b.t. = cock n ball torture
 
Add said:
No.....not only no, butt fuck NO (pun intended)
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With the right person I'd give it a go, but that really ain't likely to happen. Really don't even do well just tied up, get violent panic attacks, blackouts and all.
 
[486 said:
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With the right person I'd give it a go, but that really ain't likely to happen. Really don't even do well just tied up, get violent panic attacks, blackouts and all.
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I had a colonoscopy last year, so I'm good on my end (pun intended again :flipoff2:)
 
ConwayMuddy said:
use to be able to get third from left in, large end is whatever the metric equivalent of 3/8" is. Can get to the taper but it just won't go anymore
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I was poking past my prostate with a nice smooth piece of insulated wire
you fold it over so that both pointy ends stay well outside, hah
also tried a sharpie, but that only goes in about halfway before it ain't stretching any further

even only going dick-length deep with the narrow one, bad times
 
Add said:
I have sooooo many questions now after seeing that box dong skewers
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it can feel way good, really a lot of things can that most are too embarrassed by themselves to even try

Like your medical experience with butt stuff, whole world of difference between that and doing it while you're in the mood for it. Next time you're in the shower and you happen to get a stiffy, try rubbing your prostate while beating off. It's the hard thing about thumb depth in your patoot.
 
[486 said:
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it can feel way good, really a lot of things can that most are too embarrassed by themselves to even try

Like your medical experience with butt stuff, whole world of difference between that and doing it while you're in the mood for it. Next time you're in the shower and you happen to get a stiffy, try rubbing your prostate while beating off. It's the hard thing about thumb depth in your patoot.
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While I really do appreciate the encouragement, I'm gonna have to pass. Not to mention, my free hand is usually holding me up against the wall while I take another shame shower
 
ConwayMuddy said:
I usually only have issues pissing the day after. Was never really a problem until a year ago or so.
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use to be able to get third from left in, large end is whatever the metric equivalent of 3/8" is. Can get to the taper but it just won't go anymore

edit, c.b.t. = cock n ball torture
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My pee hole gets irritated if I leave soap on it to long in the shower. I couldn't imagine sticking anything up there. It sounds absolutely horrible
 
Add said:
While I really do appreciate the encouragement, I'm gonna have to pass. Not to mention, my free hand is usually holding me up against the wall while I take another shame shower
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You can sorta get at it from the outside too, rubbing your perineum (the bit between your balls and ass) can give you a good idea at how sensitive it is.
 
The butt stuff i can understand, sorta..... This pee hole stuff is like a whole new level of WTF??? for me.

Fucking OOOUUUUCCCCHHHH!!!!!
 
I'm sure screwy didn't picture his afterlife to be in an ass
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I know where you coming from but He woulda laughed about it.


Are we supposed to care? Is this not being loud about it? :flipoff2:

More pics of remodeling fuckery, less fuck toys.
 
Thatg9659 said:
Are we supposed to care? Is this not being loud about it? :flipoff2:

More pics of remodeling fuckery, less fuck toys.
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I argue with that shit in my head all the time, but it's becoming clearer and clearer that it's a sure path to dying alone. :\

I suppose I got some pics I could take of that shitshow, done a bunch more on it... Just suffering the same fate as everything else I do, ain't been taking pics as I go like I should.
Just had this picture handy from some other thread where some dickass was trying to shame people into compliance. :flipoff2: Be a shame to have taken it and then just let it sit.
 
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