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[486] said:
suspose since it got bumped, here's an update on the stuff I got from chy-nah a bit back
the gold plugs are actually really nice though they're too soft of silicone
the beads are a mistake, they fold over and pinch (blood)
the long plug was a mistake, pointy end gets caught in folds and doesn't let go, so you can't actually get it in there, something "blunt" like the horse dicks in the OP works a lot better
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this one I bought on sale a looooong time ago but again it's too soft and pointy, so it'd fold over inside, pinch and draw blood
only way to use it was to stuff the base in instead of the tip, it did pretty good at that, flop around and it'd flop around behind you rubbing your insides
so anyways I finally cut it into a plug a few months ago
the most disappointing thing wasn't that it'd draw blood, but instead that the green isn't glow in the dark at all
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Where do you even find pictures of this stuff?!

My dog has a toy that someone said would make a butt plug. What the hell?!

I can honestly say in my 40+ yrs on this globe I've never once thought on how something could go in my butt aside from "that would suck to fall on! "
 
AKnate said:
Where do you even find pictures of this stuff?!
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ask for details and you'll get them;

that is the chair I'm currently sitting on, note the ergonomic shelf with mousepad that I bolted on there back when I still moused with my right hand, now I run the mouse with my left because righty is too worn out

the gold one most centrally located in the upper picture is also "somewhere" at the moment
 
[486] said:
you know, you keep posting these "totally joking" images and, well, people might start thinking you really enjoy drilling wells more than polite society would deem proper
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Not sure I should be incriminating myself by posting in this thread (thereby admitting opening it) but this comment reminded me of a work funny from a prior employer a while back.
We all had corporate-built email signatures, and one of the lines in there was directing people to our self-promoting online magazine.
The net nanny blocked employees from visiting that site (linked in our sigs) as porn.
The website was deepholedriller.com; I worked at a mining and drilling equipment manufacturer.
 
ScottRS said:
Not sure I should be incriminating myself by posting in this thread (thereby admitting opening it) but this comment reminded me of a work funny from a prior employer a while back.
We all had corporate-built email signatures, and one of the lines in there was directing people to our self-promoting online magazine.
The net nanny blocked employees from visiting that site (linked in our sigs) as porn.
The website was deepholedriller.com; I worked at a mining and drilling equipment manufacturer.
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:laughing: I used to work at a foundry (RIP Pacific Steel Casting :frown:) & our IT weenie and our HR lawyer came storming into the maintenance office in full-on Roscoe P Coltrane mode to ~bust us for looking up "vibrators" :bounce:

I held up a worn-out Vibco pneumatic roller vibrator (for keeping sand hoppers flowing) & said, "This is called a vibrator, we need to order a few spares ASAP, and I don't think anyone here was planning on putting it in their pants." I think they were disappointed that they didn't get to talk down to us :lmao:
 
AKnate said:
Normal? Normal people dont stick stuff in their butt. Fucking gross!
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Homer, you're in 486's 35% sex toys thread :homer: - WTF did you expect to see? :confused:

Do you clutch your pearls when dudes grind on each other at the gay bars you go to? :flipoff2:


EDIT: morality is subjective; maybe he's grossed out by folks backing into garages :flipoff2::laughing:
 
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[486] said:
experimenting with perforating the casing in situ with energetics or what?
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No. We were injecting the sand through a open trimmie pipe. We would try and measure the sand, to make sure that it was the right level with that pipe but it would sink down into the sand, hopefully this will not, or atleast provide a little more resistance.
 
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