I'm just over here trying to figure out how to show my kids a good way to get to experience all that without getting crushed by a crawler, blowing their hand off, or getting beat down with a dildo.
I managed to survive most of it by being smart, but one time I got really drunk and hopped in the back of a 2wd nissan in an attempt to help him get traction up Comp Hill in Glamis. I'm still alive today because I somehow got really really lucky and my pants caught the top of the tailgate as I was about to fly out the back into the darkness. Only smart thing I did that night was tell my 15 year old cousin who came with me and I was responsible for, that he had to sit in the cab of the truck and keep his seatbelt on rather than ride in the back with me.