Moon Rocks and lobster boy

[Elwenil]

I think those were posted before and proven false.

 

[ExWrench]

I think those were posted before and proven false.

How about this one?

 

[total newb]

More like

 

[Tooheysmax]

Apparently got a local lobster boy here in south Florida last night rather then start a new thread thought easier to add here.

Sheriff: Broward man’s hand blown off by fireworks

A Broward County man lost one of his hands in an overnight fireworks accident Saturday, a sheriff’s office spokesperson said.

www.local10.com

 

[Wizzle]

How about this one?

IS THE MCRIB BACK!?

 

[90supra]

gets brought up by Rogan at 1:38:30

 

[Yota Up]

Drunk Pablo says to Bannana Boy "Hold my beer"

https://www.sacbee.com/news/nation-world/national/article263220458.html

 

[User Deleted]

Drunk Pablo says to Bannana Boy "Hold my beer"

https://www.sacbee.com/news/nation-world/national/article263220458.html

How can you even care when somebody does something so stupid?

 

[Southernfriedcj8]

A 43-year-old man lit a firework on top of his head, resulting in his near-sudden death in San Antonio, police say.

So, "near sudden death" = just plain old death.

 

[Provience]

So, "near sudden death" = just plain old death.

Took slightly longer than sudden to die

 

[JR4X]

So, "near sudden death" = just plain old death.

Only because it didn’t kill him instantly. Sounds like a horrific scene. Head blown open, brain matter spattered around, died shortly after. That had to suck to be witness too

 

[ExWrench]

Drunk Pablo says to Bannana Boy "Hold my beer"

https://www.sacbee.com/news/nation-world/national/article263220458.html

 

[SLOWPOKE693]

Only because it didn’t kill him instantly. Sounds like a horrific scene. Head blown open, brain matter spattered around, died shortly after. That had to suck to be witness too

If he didn't already reproduce before blowing his head to pieces, it's a win in my book. Nobody that fucktarded should be allowed to have children.

Edit: Fuck! I just saw his name and age in that article. That fucker probably already has 14 kids and 38 grandkids. Wonderful.....

Edit 2: This sounds like a pretty decent thing to do to Mr Eric Wei when they find that piece of shit. Doesn't seem cruel or unusual considering he ran over 2 kids and left them to die.

 

[trampas]

So, "near sudden death" = just plain old death.

He won a piñata race

 

[Penetrode Offroad]

Wow.

 

[Norm]

43 years old, that's a pretty good run for someone who's dumb enough to light fireworks off on their head.

 

[2big bronco]

Stolen from fb

 

[2big bronco]

 

[Clemson13]

So where are the pics of his claw now

 

[ExWrench]

his claw

I wonder if folks at bars will start anonymously sending him White Claws

 

[Sandy Johnson]

So it sounds like the whole "tHIs wAS HiS fiRsT tImE DRinKInG!" people were full of it if "he's gonna keep on keeping on" at the bar.

 

[ExWrench]

So it sounds like the whole "tHIs wAS HiS fiRsT tImE DRinKInG!" people were full of it if "he's gonna keep on keeping on" at the bar.

Just like every gangbanger who smoked a few kids on the street corner in a drive-by is a "perfect little angel who was going to be a brain surgeon" per his mother when interviewed by the news.

 

[2big bronco]

So it sounds like the whole "tHIs wAS HiS fiRsT tImE DRinKInG!" people were full of it if "he's gonna keep on keeping on" at the bar.

Nobody likes a quitter.

 

[Penetrode Offroad]

Did his hand grow back yet?

 

[Boss]

Did his hand grow back yet?

No, they had graft one out of his huge ball sack.

 

[cj3a]

No, they had graft one out of his huge ball sack.

More like his asshole.

 

[45acp]

No, they had graft one out of his huge ball sack.

Eh, I spent the first half of my life doing similar stupid shit and my balls are pretty small.

Dumb aggressive drunk stuff doesn't come from huge balls. Dumb aggressive drunk stuff comes from genetics + low self worth + intoxicant.

 

[Boss]

...my balls are pretty small.

Sorry to hear that. . Although I'm sure you're right.

 

[49willys_mogon]

More like his asshole.

That would kinda suck to have a hemorrhoid on yer thumb

 

[TiTRD]

That would kinda suck to have a hemorrhoid on yer thumb

Better than no thumb