Kowboy
White Trash
You def'nit'ly paid too much. Junkyard axles and a ball-less, mini-van engine.
The stickies were the only valuable thang on it. Sell them for top dollar and then flip the jeep with the shitty, new mtrs on it. Some high school boy with a flat-brim hat and skinny-legged britches will grab it up to impress his boyfriend 'cause it's got big tires ... and he don't know no better.
Then use the money to buy somethin' that actu'ly offers some performance and is fun to drive.
The stickies were the only valuable thang on it. Sell them for top dollar and then flip the jeep with the shitty, new mtrs on it. Some high school boy with a flat-brim hat and skinny-legged britches will grab it up to impress his boyfriend 'cause it's got big tires ... and he don't know no better.
Then use the money to buy somethin' that actu'ly offers some performance and is fun to drive.