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Aliens are confirmed?

bunk said:
There have been spotted all over the place, the first place was germany, A few years ago one was spotted in NJ.

They have been around for at least 10 years. I think they will hold out as long as possible to reveal them.

I bet this was when they crashed the first one. This whole deal was super fishy.

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Conspiracy theories ran wild after the National Solar Observatory in Sunspot closed without explanation.
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That janitor must of cleaned one of Epstein's jets, nothing to see here.
 
ThePanzerFuhrer said:
Well that can be argued. Just got fired from one of the block plants because my sand was not round enough:mad3:. The plant mixes a dry concrete and uses a big vibrator to turn it into the block. My sand was not filling the voids like the river sands were. The blocks were having low breaks so I got fired:mad3:. They can get 6 more pounds of material in each block with the river sand vs my glacial till sand.
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oh well, asphalt place will love you long time for sharp sand
 
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ThePanzerFuhrer said:
Well that can be argued. Just got fired from one of the block plants because my sand was not round enough:mad3:. The plant mixes a dry concrete and uses a big vibrator to turn it into the block. My sand was not filling the voids like the river sands were. The blocks were having low breaks so I got fired:mad3:. They can get 6 more pounds of material in each block with the river sand vs my glacial till sand.
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They definitely would argue about my definition of rounded. :laughing:
 
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Pentagon Struggling To Explain All 437 Earth Genders To Aliens

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Interstellar peace talks broke down Wednesday after Pentagon officials were unable to adequately explain the intricacies of all 437 Earth genders to aliens from outer space.
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Pentagon Struggling To Explain All 437 Earth Genders To Aliens
U.S.·Jun 7, 2023 · BabylonBee.com
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Interstellar peace talks broke down Wednesday after Pentagon officials were unable to adequately explain the intricacies of all 437 Earth genders to aliens from outer space.
"Okay, for the last time," said Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin during the third hour of talks with extraterrestrials. "Demigender are people who identify partially with one gender at the same time as another. This is totally different from Bigender, which is when a person identifies as two genders and can switch between them. Do you understand now?"
"This isn't at all confusing."
The aliens spoke via telepathy, communicating easily without the hindrance of language barriers, yet were still unable to understand why their human counterparts kept derailing talks about joining an alliance of free planets to argue that sex and gender are two different things — or even that a developmental condition such as autism can be a gender.
"Everything is gender," SecDef Austin explained. "Even this table is gender."
President Biden was present at the meeting but was unable to communicate due to a failure by alien lifeforms to create a telepathic link to his brain.
[Is this man even alive?] asked Xylor Sieth IV. [Is corpse a gender?]
"It can be," SecDef Austin answered. "You're catching on!"
Pentagon spokesperson Jean Tangerine told reporters, "Honestly, this is a big part of why the government has kept alien life a secret for so long. They're super bigoted and not ready for the public."
At publishing time, Xylor Sieth IV had asked to speak to Tucker Carlson instead
 
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Government Considers Releasing Space Aliens In San Francisco Where They Won’t Be Noticed

WASHINGTON, VA — As public pressure continues to mount regarding rumors of a government coverup of interactions with aliens, officials at the Pentagon are considering releasing a group of alien creatures in San Francisco, California, believing releasing the extraterrestrial beings there would go...
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Government Considers Releasing Space Aliens In San Francisco Where They Won’t Be Noticed
U.S.·Jun 7, 2023 · BabylonBee.com
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WASHINGTON, VA — As public pressure continues to mount regarding rumors of a government coverup of interactions with aliens, officials at the Pentagon are considering releasing a group of alien creatures in San Francisco, California, believing releasing the extraterrestrial beings there would go almost entirely unnoticed.
"These creatures would blend right in with San Francisco citizens," said Gen. David J. Hornswoggle. "We have collected a variety of intergalactic travelers over the last several decades. Some of them have multi-colored hair, some of them look halfway between a male and a female, and others have their eyelids stapled to their foreheads. Let's be honest, you can walk down the street in San Fran in the middle of the afternoon and see the same thing."
UFO enthusiasts have long believed the U.S. government has engaged in a massive coverup of visits from beings from other worlds, including crashed spacecraft. Fearing these aliens may disappear into the San Francisco populace, these groups of fans are pleading with the Pentagon not to move forward. "If you release them into San Francisco, we'll never see them again!" said Rupert Harkins, President of the Facebook group Safe Space for Aliens. "We want to know them! We don't want them shipped off to disappear in a crowd of fantastic weirdos."
At publishing time, Pentagon officials continued to debate the decision, with some decision-makers wondering if the aliens would end up becoming too conspicuous due to not defecating on the sidewalk like real San Francisco citizens.
 
clodhopper said:
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Prototype.
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There might be materials benefits or something like that but I would assume that anything using stolen alien/interdimensional being tech to fly wouldn't be setup for atmospheric flight, since our atmosphere is mostly unique to this planet.

All that said, that thing looks rad.
 
Sandy Johnson said:
There might be materials benefits or something like that but I would assume that anything using stolen alien/interdimensional being tech to fly wouldn't be setup for atmospheric flight, since our atmosphere is mostly unique to this planet.

All that said, that thing looks rad.
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Was a prototype that started flying in 1996, made public in 2002. I doubt there is any alien schtoofph in it. But, was probably responsible for a few alien craft sightings in the late 90's. Funky plane.

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Spending summers as a kid in eastern NM we were outside most of the night we saw some real odd lights at night being near an airbase at the height of the Viet Nam war we knew how regular airplanes and helicopters acted, and these didn't.
 
redneckengineered said:
Well this is creepy AF. The random body cam footage of the fireball coming out of the sky is nuts.

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Police Body Cam Footage Captures a UFO Minutes Before Getting a Call About 8-Foot 'Not Humans' in a Family's Backyard

Shutterstock Images. MyLoupe. Getty Images.When you're a UFO believer, sometimes the worst thing you can do is believe. Which is to say, to buy into every story you hear. As leading UFO researcher/re...
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People act like they’ve never seen a meteor before.

We’re expected to believe that those people saw an 8’ tall alien or two in their back yard, called 911, yet not one of those folks recorded it on their phone?

Sure.
 
bigun said:
Spending summers as a kid in eastern NM we were outside most of the night we saw some real odd lights at night being near an airbase at the height of the Viet Nam war we knew how regular airplanes and helicopters acted, and these didn't.
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Here’s a question I’ve always had regarding ufos and lights in the sky. Why would aliens put lights on their crafts? They’re clearly trying to remain undetected, otherwise they’d just land and start fucking people up or asking to be taken to the leader or whatever. But they don’t. They remain elusive, so why the fuck would they put nav lights on their craft?

We only use them on aircraft to aid visibility to other crafts to avoid collisions. But even our space-going crafts don’t have nav lights. So why would alien crafts be all lit up and flashy at night if they’re trying to remain undetected?
 
animator said:
Here’s a question I’ve always had regarding ufos and lights in the sky. Why would aliens put lights on their crafts? They’re clearly trying to remain undetected, otherwise they’d just land and start fucking people up or asking to be taken to the leader or whatever. But they don’t. They remain elusive, so why the fuck would they put nav lights on their craft?

We only use them on aircraft to aid visibility to other crafts to avoid collisions. But even our space-going crafts don’t have nav lights. So why would alien crafts be all lit up and flashy at night if they’re trying to remain undetected?
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I don’t have an answer. Buuuuuuut I can tell you that two buddies and I saw an odd string of lights off of the coast of Alabama last fall. It was 5 or 6 yellowish illuminated dots that came up from the horizon very far away , all followed each other up ~30 degrees in a narrow parabola and went below the horizon. They did it twice. The first time my buddy saw it and pointed it out. The second time I saw it. We were trying to figure out wtf it was instead of filming it.

Could have been drones launched from a submarine. They looked nothing like any shooting star or aircraft I’ve ever seen.
 
animator said:
Here’s a question I’ve always had regarding ufos and lights in the sky. Why would aliens put lights on their crafts? They’re clearly trying to remain undetected, otherwise they’d just land and start fucking people up or asking to be taken to the leader or whatever. But they don’t. They remain elusive, so why the fuck would they put nav lights on their craft?

We only use them on aircraft to aid visibility to other crafts to avoid collisions. But even our space-going crafts don’t have nav lights. So why would alien crafts be all lit up and flashy at night if they’re trying to remain undetected?
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They think it’s funny to fuck with the earth monkeys.
 
clodhopper said:
Was a prototype that started flying in 1996, made public in 2002. I doubt there is any alien schtoofph in it. But, was probably responsible for a few alien craft sightings in the late 90's. Funky plane.

en.wikipedia.org

Boeing Bird of Prey - Wikipedia

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My Dad was Air Force and spent some time at Walker AFB after Korea ended. When I was a young boy I was very interested in the whole UFO thing and would pester him all the time about what he knew.

He never said much about his time there aside from a funny story or something along those lines.

Well 13 1/2 years ago he was on his death bed, literally had a few hours left but was still able to talk about things and still lucid. I asked him if he knew anything about Roswell or Walker, now you can tell me because it's not like they can hunt you down and kill you.

He kinda laughed at that and told me the reason he didn't believe in the UFO thing was because the AF had different things they were testing and that he saw some of them 10 or 15 years before the public ever got to see them. It was his opinion that that's what people were seeing and thinking it was aliens from outer space.
 
animator said:
Here’s a question I’ve always had regarding ufos and lights in the sky. Why would aliens put lights on their crafts? They’re clearly trying to remain undetected, otherwise they’d just land and start fucking people up or asking to be taken to the leader or whatever. But they don’t. They remain elusive, so why the fuck would they put nav lights on their craft?

We only use them on aircraft to aid visibility to other crafts to avoid collisions. But even our space-going crafts don’t have nav lights. So why would alien crafts be all lit up and flashy at night if they’re trying to remain undetected?
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So they don't fly drunk and crash another drunk pilots(of their own or other being) :flipoff2:
 
DirtRoads said:
I don’t have an answer. Buuuuuuut I can tell you that two buddies and I saw an odd string of lights off of the coast of Alabama last fall. It was 5 or 6 yellowish illuminated dots that came up from the horizon very far away , all followed each other up ~30 degrees in a narrow parabola and went below the horizon. They did it twice. The first time my buddy saw it and pointed it out. The second time I saw it. We were trying to figure out wtf it was instead of filming it.

Could have been drones launched from a submarine. They looked nothing like any shooting star or aircraft I’ve ever seen.
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Maybe it was Tesla launching his star links
 
Does anyone remember the new story that was circulating in, I believe, 1989? Tass, the Soviet news bureau, reported an alien craft landing occupants getting out and interacting with some soldiers. This was just before the Berlin wall fell. That story was scrubbed. A few years ago I found a copy of it online after a lot of searching. I no longer have a copy of it but I wonder if one of you all Googleologists can’t find it. Interestingly, the story was reported as very matter-of-fact as if this is something that happened all the time
 
DirtRoads said:
I don’t have an answer. Buuuuuuut I can tell you that two buddies and I saw an odd string of lights off of the coast of Alabama last fall. It was 5 or 6 yellowish illuminated dots that came up from the horizon very far away , all followed each other up ~30 degrees in a narrow parabola and went below the horizon. They did it twice. The first time my buddy saw it and pointed it out. The second time I saw it. We were trying to figure out wtf it was instead of filming it.

Could have been drones launched from a submarine. They looked nothing like any shooting star or aircraft I’ve ever seen.
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Starlink Satellites.
 
HillbillyDeluxe said:
Starlink Satellites.
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I’d think so. If I had never seen or known about star link satellites and how they launch, I’d be absolutely convinced I saw a ufo.

It kinda makes me wonder what the uncontacted tribes of the world think when they see those things fly over.
 
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Lawless said:
He kinda laughed at that and told me the reason he didn't believe in the UFO thing was because the AF had different things they were testing and that he saw some of them 10 or 15 years before the public ever got to see them. It was his opinion that that's what people were seeing and thinking it was aliens from outer space.
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This is what I believe most, if not all UFO sightings are.

I think back to when I was a kid and reading stories of unidentified crafts being described as black v-shaped crafts that made no sound and didn’t show up on radar. People were seeing these things and being absolutely convinced they saw an alien space ship. Fast forward a few decades and just about everyone knows what an F117 or a B2 bomber looks like and many people know just how silent they are while in flight, and recognize that they’re most definitely not aliens.
 
A B2 from the right angle on the ground looks like the matrix is glitching and some pixels aren't loaded. :laughing:
 
I think 99% of UFO sightings are completely explainable. Meteors, satellites, airplanes, black budget military tests, etc. It's the 1% that interests me.
 
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