woods
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2big bronco
Og irate
How about this one... solid material in thier add
woods
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If a chick looks like that and has to succumb to online dating, the amount of crazy is going to be just haunting.
DWT
Dirty White Trash
Meh, single moms need fucking down too.
2big bronco
Og irate
But potentially very fun
woods
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RaginCaucasian
Active member
Pet pigs aren't the worst thing ever but it's still a bit odd unless she lives on a farm.
I've been talking to a chick from POF all morning. Seems decent, not terrible looking, not long term potential but she has 2 daughters and got fixed when she had the youngest so there's that...
Just wondering, but when a woman says she's fixed, is it appropriate to ask for proper documentation?
Horse girl found another guy she's fucking around with that has potential, but she isn't entirely sure about him yet, and doesn't want to lose touch with you until she knows it's real with him. Red is just a crazy freak, and you should keep it that way. #3 girl would creep me out just a little if she's saying you're perfect but you haven't even met her yet. She's got some crazy factor that makes her say that, and she's trying to lock something down by playing with your feels. Make him feel like a million bucks, maybe he won't notice my crazy. Number 4 has possibility of more than just a freak in the sheets, but she'll probably just turn out to be another party bimbo that's going to pencil you into the rotation. Maybe not, but probably. Got to have low expectations going into these things. Don't get hung up on one chick unless y'all have spent a bunch of time together and just click like that. Good luck/no envy.
woods
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Or even a stamp or something.
DWT
Dirty White Trash
I probably don't this often enough, but holy shit am I happy I'm married. Not having to deal with this bullshit anymore...
I used to think the same thing but now I'm beyond glad to be rid of her.
TRINDU
PBB Orphan
I had a women in my 20s tell me "I cant get pregnant because of (whatever) medical condition" or some other undocumented reason.
That was always the sign to pull out, physically and mentally. All of them miraculously had a child. I may have trust issues, but that's a lot better than kid issues.
Jackie Treehorn
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Redtruggy
I cant type or spell.
Nobody gets nastier than a single mom that got a babysitter.
Truth, current playtoy is down for anything when shes free from kids.
DRTDEVL
Mothfukle
Projectjunkie
Whatever
Nobody gets nastier than a single mom that got a babysitter.
Young single childless men shouldn't date single mothers, but as we get older, if we're not just dating 20yo girls, the dates are older and have kids.
Honestly a 32yo girl with a job, 2 kids same daddy and a divorce could very well be much more stable than a 32yo with no kids never married, maybe she's got a master's degree and cared for her sick aunt and was engaged to a military man for years who ran off, and will make a great wife, she'll probably want a baby asap, or maybe she's fucking nuts and nobody wanted to marry her. Kick the tires and get a carfax
"Baby hunter" is what I called it, there's a pretty proven inverse correlation between a woman's education level and an "unintended" pregnancy
if a girl with a minimum wage job and 2 kids with 2 baby daddy's starts telling me I can bare back after our first time, because she's got her tubes tied, because she got a flu 6 months ago and the drs told her she couldn't get pregnant, because this, whatever, I'm double flushing rubbers, fuck that. Ran into one 6 months after we'd last seen each other, her new guy could have been my little brother, her hands on her belly, "weeeeerrrrrrreeeee gonnnnnaaaa have a baaayyyygbbbeeee"
bitch I know what you did
That said, when I'm single I try to keep 3-4 in rotation and find one with her shit together and tubes tied, if a chick has a career and a decent little life squared away, her youngest is 7-8 years old, she's not likely to fuck that up with a baby. LESS LIKELY, BUT DON'T BE FUCKING STUPID.
Also if you've got money, a good career, extended family, you're a good father, you don't need to let a strange chick know all that. You wrap the singles around the 50s, if 2 aces wins, don't show the 3rd unless you want to pay child support
"nah, these are trucks I'm working on for people"
^^this
If you don’t want kids with crazy bitches, get YOURSELVES fixed for fucks sake!!! I got a vasectomy when I was 22, confirmed sterile and for 17 years now. Half the chicks I bedded don’t even know that. Why you guys leave it up to the women I’ll never understand.
Maybe that’s why being single and dating lots of crazy’s was actually fun to me. I ended up in some weird situations and it never mattered. I had a blast running around, wouldn’t change a thing except maybe being a little more daring to pump my rookie numbers up.
Single moms put out, and quickly. They kinda have to prioritize and a lot of times they’ll straight up let you know. “My mom has the kid tonight, I didn’t shave for nothing” “kids with their dad tonight, Netflix and chill?”
Tattoo’d pierced women are long term relationship red flags. But they are short term fun green flags! Just remember that you aren’t planting no flags anymore anyway. Use protection here.
Maybe that’s why being single and dating lots of crazy’s was actually fun to me. I ended up in some weird situations and it never mattered. I had a blast running around, wouldn’t change a thing except maybe being a little more daring to pump my rookie numbers up.
Single moms put out, and quickly. They kinda have to prioritize and a lot of times they’ll straight up let you know. “My mom has the kid tonight, I didn’t shave for nothing” “kids with their dad tonight, Netflix and chill?”
Tattoo’d pierced women are long term relationship red flags. But they are short term fun green flags! Just remember that you aren’t planting no flags anymore anyway. Use protection here.
rockmup
El Hefe
This...........I got fixed @ 20, I loved fucking all the stupid chicks telling me they couldn't get pregnant so lets get to it. I never told any of them, I was a man whore.
total newb
senior jerk ass
I probably don't this often enough, but holy shit am I happy I'm married. Not having to deal with this bullshit anymore...
Years 1-4 wow i love some one that actualy loves me back
years 5-14 i am the luckiest man alive wife kids house
Years 14-17 why in the mother fuck can this bitch not pick up her fucking clothes or put her god damn dishes away.
DWT
Dirty White Trash
I'm not necessarily leaving it up to them but when they say they're fixed and my swimmers are all dead it just means shenanigans are gonna happen.
I'm starting to figure the single mm thing out too. Good times ahead.
ConwayMuddy
Dis member
Still waiting for pics of the redhead. I've got a few minutes free time to kill
2big bronco
Og irate
Well damn, I'm on stage 2 but have been fighting stage 3 forever. "You make it sound like I dont do enough" "good, that's exactly the point I'm trying to get across"
Santa
Red Skull Member
Lol. The craziest chick I ever dated was a single mom and freak. Always told me she couldn't have kids.
She had to go in for an abdominal surgery. I was probably early to mid 30s at the time. I was her only real adult contact. Her dad wanted nothing to do with her or her kids, so she had me on all her emergency forms. The doc came out to talk to me post op and was a little shocked as we were discussing her issues. He looked at me and said "you know she cant ever have more children " my response was "really, that wasn't a bullshit line to make me her new baby daddy?"
He was a bit disgusted at my response, but I think he understood.
TiTRD
Red Skull Member
Was bored tonight, Recently single, traveling for work. Signed up on tinder. Holy fuck what a shit show. Keep in mind I'm working in Bernieville Burlington, VT.
It’s shocking at first but don’t give up. First thing to master is throwing out the fails. There are robots designed to keep you interested in coming back. There are hopeless ugly chicks nobody ever goes out with. There are decent looking profiles that are complete frauds. Somewhere in there are real women who will give you your own version of all the stories from OP to now. Just take care of yourself, don’t catch std’s, don’t get a rape charge, and don’t get disappeared by one of these crazy monsters.
TRINDU
PBB Orphan
Tinder has the "hookup ap" stigma. Bumble let's the horny women be lowkey, suppose to be empowering or some shit for them to make the first move.
"Not here for a hookup" is just code for "i have a void in my soul, my vagina, and it needs to be filled without anyone judging me".
Yota Up
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When my boy starts dating, I'm going to have him read this thread. Keep it up fellas. We need to teach the young ones what they are in for, what to watch out for, and how to handle things when their radar goes off.
With that in mind, I would appreciate you posting advice for a young man that is entering the dating world. Any good tips at all. What to look for. What to do. What not to do. Etc.
It's one thing to hear your old man tell you "stories", but another to read it for yourself and see how real things get when you hear it first hand from others that are not your parents. Thank you all for sharing your stories, and your advice if you're willing to give it.
With that in mind, I would appreciate you posting advice for a young man that is entering the dating world. Any good tips at all. What to look for. What to do. What not to do. Etc.
It's one thing to hear your old man tell you "stories", but another to read it for yourself and see how real things get when you hear it first hand from others that are not your parents. Thank you all for sharing your stories, and your advice if you're willing to give it.
not2hye
Knucklehead
Its been three years since my wife died. After the first year, I started POF, did some Match, Bumble, Zoosk. They all suck ass. Everyone is a liar, including me.
Met my share of crazy that I never even knew existed. Its scary that some of these ladies are walking among us.
Had one from POF that was gorgeous. I rarely message anyone first anymore and almost never the really hot chicks because almost always its a front for a porn link to your inbox. She messaged me and scams link always start with Hey there :)
This one didn't so my first question in almost always "about in town do you live?"
If they reply at all they will:
1. answer
2. tell me they aren't comfy answering that
3. ignore the question and ask me something else.
2&3 get deleted and blocked
Anyways, we chat a bit and this was covid shutdown season so we went for a walk on a local trail. Got along well, and my son was living here then so we end up at a hotel. We are going at it and I say that I can't stay there all night because I had a meeting at 730 and need to be up and showered and look right on the Zoom screen. She starts begging. Literally begging for me to stay. Asks over 100 times nonstop all the while my politely saying no I cant....no go back to slurping.
Finally, I get to the point I can't take it anymore. I tell her if she asks again, I am leaving. Then she starts up with "why would you leave".....over and fucking over. Finally I get up and start getting dressed. THEN she gets pissed the fuck off. Starts throwing shit at me. Shoes, the Bible, pens. glasses. I'm like WTF, I am out of here.......take care.
I only live about 1 mile from the hotel and had been drinking a little but nothing too much. The whole time I am going to my car, driving home, etc. my phone is blowing the fuck up. I finally get in and read all the insane verbal vomit she had texted me. She was going to have her "boys" beat my ass, she was going to send all my texts to my work, her "boys" were coming to the hotel to fuck it all up since I was on the paperwork. That one got me.
I got in my car and drove back to kick her ass out. I left her cause she was fairly buzzed and lived across town but fuck all that now.
I was nervous going back. It had been plenty of time to load up the room wtih her "boys" or other POF guys to finish her off (of which I am sure she would have plenty of takers). I get there, go to the desk and have to get a key card cause i left mine there. I had been drinking or I would have taken my pistol but I didn't. I grabbed a trash can from the lobby to prop the door open with incase I had to run out if shit was more than I could handle once I barged in, or someone could hear my scream for help!!
I burst in the door all no knock warrant style and she is gone. Nobody is there. She trashed the room, shit and toilet and didn't flush, but nothing permanent. Threw all the cushions and shit everywhere. Knocked the table over, rolled ALL the fucking TP everywhere. and the kicker was she took every fucking notepad and took every paper out and wrote "my name (which was wrong) is a methhead and deals drugsw out of this room." Placed them everywhere in the room. Every drawer, cupboard, in the fridge, under the mattress. Hundreds.
I cleaned all up and went home. She texted a couple days later like nothing ever happened. She didn't know I went back to the room so she assumed it was found by staff like she left it. We were talking and she asked what I ended up doing after I left and I finally told her I went back to the room and ended up partying with her "boys". She started making excuses but I just blocked her.
Another one, also at a hotel, ugly butI'm like WTF. You drove here, talked, took drinks, and was honestly the aggressor. This goes on for a bit and I finally told her to leave cause I was tired of hearing her. She won't. So I go to leave and she is grabbing me, pulling me, trying to not let me leave. KRAZYYYYYY
Ive been out with probably 12 girls from those sites. Most are pretty cool but all nuts in some way. But as they say, if everyone around you is nuts, maybe its you!!Maybe it is.
The current FWBs are both pretty cool. One seems to think we are more than we are. The other is fine with being a toy when I want it. #1 has I'd say about 2 weeks left before she gets a phone block. The other I hope I can keep for a while.
Dating sucks ass, especially literally never doing it before until the last two years, and a half a year of that under C19.
I'd trade the hottest POF girl in a second for a good girl that I had fun with again as a true partner again.
dntsdad's words of wisdom........no matter how much your wife drives you nuts sometimes, she is probably better than dating. Appreciate her and having a steady life if that's how your built. I am and it sucks making the transition
On the plus side, never seen fake titties in person until recently nor done anal. My biggest surprise is how many girls like anal.
Rodeo lodge?
Nothing good happens around that place after dark.I need to drag you to my little sushi spot on the north end to find you a sugar momma.
Throw on your best sport coat and Ill get the corvette out, have Sunny throw some journey on the karaoke machine and hot damn
They get that flavored korean sake in em and boy, I tell you what...
FleshEater
Ordinary Average Guy
Wow...
I haven't dated in 14 years or so. Happy to be married to an amazing, funny, beautiful, cool woman.
Good luck, guys.
I haven't dated in 14 years or so. Happy to be married to an amazing, funny, beautiful, cool woman.
Good luck, guys.
woods
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