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Yep, joined the club at 51 y.o.. Divorce was finalized and I am getting the itch again. I have my 16 and 18 year living with me and stick to a pretty tight routine where I just don't go anywhere to meet women. I work, go the garage/sawmill and work for a few hours, then go home make dinner, wash, rinse, repeat. Don't care for or want to go to bars. I joined PoF after a work friend told me he met his girl on there. In the few weeks I have gotten some very good lessons on the amount of crazy, broken women that are out there. I actually worked up the nerve to meet 3 of them and it has been a total shit show. Many others threw to many CEL's before a conversation could even start. After being married for 19 years, I am not about to take sass from any woman and especially so when it is undeserved. If you haven't been on one of these sites, I will let you know it is crazy. People are so wrapped up in their personal politics that they refuse to even be around people with a different view. I get so sick when these psychos have "if you support our president then swipe left", "if you don't believe in BLM swipe left". I actually had to look up a bunch of abbreviations because I don't know what these nutjobs are trying to communicate. ACAB, SJW< INF, INF+....Completely ridiculous. Just makes it easier to bypass them I guess.Here is another roadblock, I absolutely will not bring any woman into my house or around my kids. I just don't want them to have to deal with that or think this is how dad is now.
Number one, younger redhead. Beautiful, great body. Went out for a beer and she wanted to go back to her place. In my stupidity, I thought she realized she wasn't enjoying her self only to end up immediately in her bed. At some point she whispered that she might squirt. Key word might. This girl commenced to drenching me and the bed. I honestly didn't know what to think. I thought this squirting shit was only a porn fabrication. I honestly though she was just pissing on me but nobody can hold that much. After awhile I actually asked her if she needed some water to re hydrate. I seriously had mixed feelings about the whole episode and couldn't decide if that shit was a good or bad thing. I mean, what does her mattress smell like on a hot day?? Kept in touch throughout the week because her kids stay with her off and on. Went to see her the next Saturday and this girl sat on the couch and professed her love to me and said she wanted to be exclusive and I was what she was looking for. Went to bed and commenced squirting all over the place and had what I thought was generally a good time. Next day she texts me and says she changed her mind and her heart belongs to someone else. I was blown away but didn't push the issue because I am not about to jump into another relationship. 2 weeks later she texts me again, saying she missed me blah, blah, blah, I told she was either crazy or on pills. She still texts me a couple times a week.
Number 2, retired Air Force E-9 collecting 100% VA and has been traveling the world for the past 2 years. Great body, above average looking but has shorter hair. Met her for a few beers and she has what I can only describe as the good old boy laugh which is very telling of a military woman that had to learn to be one of the guys. Wanted me to follow her home but being the gentleman that I am, I said I don't want to be that asshole and that we had been drinking and I didn't want to take advantage. So we make out for a little while and she asks me to come to her house the next night. Several times throughout the night she referenced that she used toys a lot. Hee-hee, thought she was just talking. Arrived at her house the next night and she was on the phone with her friend making sure the toys she bought her got delivered. In no way did she hide this conversation from me. Continued talking about how she uses a lot of toys. Strange, but whatever, I beat off a lot. Have normal sex with her and after she is done she starts crying. I was like WTF?? Was I that bad? I realize that I am a little rusty from inactivity but to make a woman cry? Two weeks earlier I had a girl pissing all over the bed and now this? She never tells me why she was crying and we decide to make something to eat. I open the fridge and there is this massive ziplock full of batteries. I mean it dominated the space in the fridge. I asked her if we had a hurricane coming and what was up with all the batteries and she said she told me she has a lot of toys. Not going to lie, I was a little more than freaked out to realize she was serious about the toys. She told me to wait until she is giving me a blowjob and sticks a toy up my ass. I was really fuckin intimidated by this woman. The next day I wake up to a text from her that said, "good luck and goodbye". I wasn't even mad or slightly upset. I laughed all the way to work. I can't have my phone at work so that afternoon I texted her that I wasn't even mad about and it made me laugh. She said she sent that to the wrong person but I used it to break off contact. My ass is not a playground for freaks.
Number 3, Talked for a couple weeks about meeting up, but she said she was too shy and nervous. Finally meet up on a Saturday to fix her car and go out for lunch. Tried to go to a little bar for a bite but decides she wants to eat at Texas steak house. Eat and she has a few drinks and has her phone out the whole time. End up going to watch a live band play country (I fucking hate country) and sat in my truck. Bitch has her nose in her phone the whole time. Finally when I was getting ready to go, she leans over and started kissing me in a manner that was kind of fake. I can't describe it but it just was not authentic.Was more than happy to get her in her car and down the road. Kinda text back and forth a few times and then she blows a gasket because I took too long to respond to one of her texts. I let her know that she has no hold on me and just because she kissed me, doesn't mean she owned me. Told her I didn't need any of that crazy and goodbye. I am totally not interested in that kind of shit.
Number 4, Met a horse lady for drinks last night. I was very leery after the first 3 disasters but figured I wasn't hitting on much else. This chick in my mind is a cut above normal horse nuts because she shoots arrows from her horse. That is cool. Her pics online were a bit sketchy and i hoped she wasn't going to be too ugly. I get to the spot first and when she walks in, I was blown away. Freaking beautiful and a killer body. What was supposed to be an hour meet and greet turned into a 5 hour beer and bullshitting fest. As much as I hate to admit it, she is the female version of me aside from the horses. I am scared shitless of horses and have had nothing but bad experiences with them. So we make out for a bit and go on our merry way. I texted her this morning to ask if she wanted to meet again and she said she already answered that question last night. I guess the make out session was her sign? I don't have a clue but I like her so far.
I know there will be some naysayers and haters but I know I can't be the only one to be going through this nightmare of trying to find someone whom I can be around. As much as I hate to admit it, only talking to a 16 and 18 year old for a year is kinda getting old. PoF can be a real eye opener for someone who has been out of the game for 20 years. It can really fuck up your ego too when only ugly chicks or ghetto ratchets like you for weeks at a time. Then when a decent looking chick actually likes you it turns out to be a bot trying to get you to sign up for some porn site.
Number one, younger redhead. Beautiful, great body. Went out for a beer and she wanted to go back to her place. In my stupidity, I thought she realized she wasn't enjoying her self only to end up immediately in her bed. At some point she whispered that she might squirt. Key word might. This girl commenced to drenching me and the bed. I honestly didn't know what to think. I thought this squirting shit was only a porn fabrication. I honestly though she was just pissing on me but nobody can hold that much. After awhile I actually asked her if she needed some water to re hydrate. I seriously had mixed feelings about the whole episode and couldn't decide if that shit was a good or bad thing. I mean, what does her mattress smell like on a hot day?? Kept in touch throughout the week because her kids stay with her off and on. Went to see her the next Saturday and this girl sat on the couch and professed her love to me and said she wanted to be exclusive and I was what she was looking for. Went to bed and commenced squirting all over the place and had what I thought was generally a good time. Next day she texts me and says she changed her mind and her heart belongs to someone else. I was blown away but didn't push the issue because I am not about to jump into another relationship. 2 weeks later she texts me again, saying she missed me blah, blah, blah, I told she was either crazy or on pills. She still texts me a couple times a week.
Number 2, retired Air Force E-9 collecting 100% VA and has been traveling the world for the past 2 years. Great body, above average looking but has shorter hair. Met her for a few beers and she has what I can only describe as the good old boy laugh which is very telling of a military woman that had to learn to be one of the guys. Wanted me to follow her home but being the gentleman that I am, I said I don't want to be that asshole and that we had been drinking and I didn't want to take advantage. So we make out for a little while and she asks me to come to her house the next night. Several times throughout the night she referenced that she used toys a lot. Hee-hee, thought she was just talking. Arrived at her house the next night and she was on the phone with her friend making sure the toys she bought her got delivered. In no way did she hide this conversation from me. Continued talking about how she uses a lot of toys. Strange, but whatever, I beat off a lot. Have normal sex with her and after she is done she starts crying. I was like WTF?? Was I that bad? I realize that I am a little rusty from inactivity but to make a woman cry? Two weeks earlier I had a girl pissing all over the bed and now this? She never tells me why she was crying and we decide to make something to eat. I open the fridge and there is this massive ziplock full of batteries. I mean it dominated the space in the fridge. I asked her if we had a hurricane coming and what was up with all the batteries and she said she told me she has a lot of toys. Not going to lie, I was a little more than freaked out to realize she was serious about the toys. She told me to wait until she is giving me a blowjob and sticks a toy up my ass. I was really fuckin intimidated by this woman. The next day I wake up to a text from her that said, "good luck and goodbye". I wasn't even mad or slightly upset. I laughed all the way to work. I can't have my phone at work so that afternoon I texted her that I wasn't even mad about and it made me laugh. She said she sent that to the wrong person but I used it to break off contact. My ass is not a playground for freaks.
Number 3, Talked for a couple weeks about meeting up, but she said she was too shy and nervous. Finally meet up on a Saturday to fix her car and go out for lunch. Tried to go to a little bar for a bite but decides she wants to eat at Texas steak house. Eat and she has a few drinks and has her phone out the whole time. End up going to watch a live band play country (I fucking hate country) and sat in my truck. Bitch has her nose in her phone the whole time. Finally when I was getting ready to go, she leans over and started kissing me in a manner that was kind of fake. I can't describe it but it just was not authentic.Was more than happy to get her in her car and down the road. Kinda text back and forth a few times and then she blows a gasket because I took too long to respond to one of her texts. I let her know that she has no hold on me and just because she kissed me, doesn't mean she owned me. Told her I didn't need any of that crazy and goodbye. I am totally not interested in that kind of shit.
Number 4, Met a horse lady for drinks last night. I was very leery after the first 3 disasters but figured I wasn't hitting on much else. This chick in my mind is a cut above normal horse nuts because she shoots arrows from her horse. That is cool. Her pics online were a bit sketchy and i hoped she wasn't going to be too ugly. I get to the spot first and when she walks in, I was blown away. Freaking beautiful and a killer body. What was supposed to be an hour meet and greet turned into a 5 hour beer and bullshitting fest. As much as I hate to admit it, she is the female version of me aside from the horses. I am scared shitless of horses and have had nothing but bad experiences with them. So we make out for a bit and go on our merry way. I texted her this morning to ask if she wanted to meet again and she said she already answered that question last night. I guess the make out session was her sign? I don't have a clue but I like her so far.
I know there will be some naysayers and haters but I know I can't be the only one to be going through this nightmare of trying to find someone whom I can be around. As much as I hate to admit it, only talking to a 16 and 18 year old for a year is kinda getting old. PoF can be a real eye opener for someone who has been out of the game for 20 years. It can really fuck up your ego too when only ugly chicks or ghetto ratchets like you for weeks at a time. Then when a decent looking chick actually likes you it turns out to be a bot trying to get you to sign up for some porn site.
