Win!

[DT75FLH]

Is that [486] lawnmower

 

[Southernfriedcj8]

An essay my stepdaughter wrote for her UGA application 10 years ago:

 

[SomeGuyFromOlympia]

An essay my stepdaughter wrote for her UGA application 10 years ago:

I used duct tape

 

[SomeGuyFromOlympia]

Flying is the easy part. Setting it down is a tad more difficult, if you prefer to survive.
*from my vast experience flying a Cessna 152. I’ve got 16 hours on the book!

you should finish

 

[SLOWPOKE693]

I think this meme I stole from the meme thread belongs in here......

 

[tracyb]

I used duct tape

I am very glad a good friend told me to never ever ever let my kids touch the training wheels.


and we never have, they both picked up peddles after strider easy. we have a good sized piece of concrete out front as big as any park arounf here so many bring their kids over to learn... but we have a strict no training wheels rule. funny how you leave the littles to themselves and they teach each other too.
my kid kicks the other out of the battery jeep, and gets them on the bike coaching them. sometimes he's not nice, but nicer than i'd be.

 

[SomeGuyFromOlympia]

I am very glad a good friend told me to never ever ever let my kids touch the training wheels.


and we never have, they both picked up peddles after strider easy. we have a good sized piece of concrete out front as big as any park arounf here so many bring their kids over to learn... but we have a strict no training wheels rule. funny how you leave the littles to themselves and they teach each other too.
my kid kicks the other out of the battery jeep, and gets them on the bike coaching them. sometimes he's not nice, but nicer than i'd be.

tape was to learn the petals, after that. I took the petals out and essentually made a stryder bike

after a couple of camping trips with all the other kids, and seeing that she could balance going down the hill, the pedals went back in, and she was off to the races

you are right, let the other kids teach each other

 

[AKnate]

Flying is the easy part. Setting it down is a tad more difficult, if you prefer to survive.
*from my vast experience flying a Cessna 152. I’ve got 16 hours on the book!

I used to chuckle when the pilots would land and give a runway report on braking, snow, etc.

The pilots used from the thawed out south would often claim "no traction, bad visibility, etc" then a few minutes later a winter pilot would land and "runway is awesome, no idea what xyz air is talking about"

I know the guys that fly to Prudhoe... when they say it's bad, it's BAD. They constantly land in weather that's sketchy to.drive 30mph in.

 

[arse_sidewards]

They constantly land in weather that's sketchy to.drive 30mph in.

Not much to crash into on a runway so long as you don't crash into the ground.

 

[clodhopper]

 

[clodhopper]

 

[Arps]

I cant be the only dumbass that didnt know...

A Tractor Worthy of Smithsonian Parking

I wonder how many Teslas aren’t white? Seriously. I see more and more of them on the road, and every single one is white.

lmtimes.ca

 

[krugford]

I cant be the only dumbass that didnt know...

A Tractor Worthy of Smithsonian Parking

I wonder how many Teslas aren’t white? Seriously. I see more and more of them on the road, and every single one is white.

lmtimes.ca

JFC that article is hard to read. I hope that nobody actually got paid to write that ADD riddled clusterfuck that somehow manages to use 500 words to give zero useful information.

 

[[486]]

JFC that article is hard to read. I hope that nobody actually got paid to write that ADD riddled clusterfuck that somehow manages to use 500 words to give zero useful information.

didn't click link

it is an old fuel cell tractor from way long ago

 

[Mikel]

Punxsutawney Phil Emerges From Burrow To Let Everyone Know There Are Some Documents Marked ‘Classified’ Down There

PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA — Locals and Groundhog Day enthusiasts alike were caught off-guard today, as the eponymous groundhog, Punxsutawney Phil, emerged from his burrow and declared to the crowd gathered at Gobbler's Knob that there was a cache of documents marked "Classified" in his underground home.

babylonbee.com

 

[Southernfriedcj8]

Andrew Clyde owns my LGS. Clyde Armory

GOP Rep. Andrew Clyde Shares AR-15 Lapel Pins With Republican Colleagues; Democrats and Gun-Control Karens Lose Their Minds

redstate.com

 

[Mikel]

A 40 year old rally car driven by a 75 year old man defeats the 1000HP electric supercar

 

[clodhopper]

 

[Pony_Driver]

69 Fastback! EDIT: Sportsroof

 

[Vinman]

69 Fastback! EDIT: Sportsroof

Mach One no less

 

[Steve300xcw]

I'd drive it

 

[Mikel]

Ilhan Omar Accused Of Appropriating Alabama Culture By Marrying Relative

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Ilhan Omar has been accused of marrying her brother, a serious allegation. But even more serious is the allegation that by so doing, she may have appropriated Alabama culture.

babylonbee.com

 

[SLOWPOKE693]

I'd drive it

Absolutely! Whoever built it did a really good job making it look right. Most trars look like car bodies hovering over 4x4 frames. That Mustang just looks

 

[DMG]

Is that [486] lawnmower

If he actually mowed his lawn…

 

[[486]]

If he actually mowed his lawn…

or to go one step further back from that; if I had anything but abject disdain for appearances for appearances sake

I'd like to cut my lawn short, mostly to keep the flies and mice away from the house, but...

 

[Southernfriedcj8]

 

[Southernfriedcj8]

 

[Rustymofo]

 

[Mikel]

Maybe these are super common, but first time I see such a hammer.

 

[[486]]

that's the original patent on a diesel hammer, with the inverted cylinder wierdness...

they're uncommon in the US, but for whatever reason more popular in europe/asia