Things you have found on the side of the road.

[Steve300xcw]

I found a old dead guy in a car. Anyone else ever find a dead person?

Found a guy that had removed most of his head with a 30-30. He'd been in the sun for a few days....


Few years back we climbed up outta a canyon on the bikes. Found a van wormed way the fuck back in on a skid road. Theres only one thing that smells like that. We didnt open that door

 

[M92PV4U]

On your way to fix Nate's roof?

This piece is for nates roof

 

[M92PV4U]

I just realized his no sleeve shirts are hemmed and not just cut off.

Cut or torn on the seam, keeping the stitching on the shirt.

 

[billybob_81067]

Found a Milton extended reach blow gun yesterday. Spotted it, looked like an arrow shaft or ski pole or some other random bullshit. Backed up and picked it up anyhow. Was pleasantly surprised. Put an air fitting on it and threw it in my tool cart.

 

[[486]]

shovel
with a shitty fiberglass handle wrapped in about fifty rolls of electrical tape, jesus

 

[Benny]

shovel
with a shitty fiberglass handle wrapped in about fifty rolls of electrical tape, jesus

You found Jesus on the side of the road?

 

[[486]]

Your found Jesus on the side of the road?

no, just shocked that someone would waste that much electrical tape on a shitty handle when oiled wood is the far superior choice for any implement handle

(as an aside, get that polyurethane varnished shit outta here)

 

[GarScramb]

When I was a kid I found a Penthouse one time. Was one of the best days of my life.

 

[Tin Roof]

When I was a kid I found a Pentouse one time. Was the best 2 minutes of my life.

fixed.

 

[pennsylvaniaboy]

Found a guy that had removed most of his head with a 30-30. He'd been in the sun for a few days....


Few years back we climbed up outta a canyon on the bikes. Found a van wormed way the fuck back in on a skid road. Theres only one thing that smells like that. We didnt open that door

did you keep the 30-30?

 

[GarScramb]

fixed.

More like 2 mins, 2 mins, 2 mins, 2 mins, 2 mins, 2 mins..........

 

[TiTRD]

kmkommes wears women's pants

 

[Sandy Johnson]

kmkommes wears women's pants

Hey- free pants are free pants.

 

[WaterH]

One time I was driving down a fairly busy road and everyone was driving around a step ladder. Funny thing was, right than I needed a step ladder. I turned around, but I took awhile to get back in the traffic. Somebody else already picked it up.

 

[Sandy Johnson]

One time I was driving down a fairly busy road and everyone was driving around a step ladder. Funny thing was, right than I needed a step ladder. I turned around, but I took awhile to get back in the traffic. Somebody else already picked it up.

That was an emotional rollercoaster with a sad ending.

 

[billybob_81067]

Oh and I found a lasso the other day too! Lol.

 

[kmkommes]

When I was a kid I found a Penthouse one time. Was one of the best days of my life.

This was a regular occurance out in the country where I lived. When I turned 18 (in 1998) I returned the favor and tossed a few on the same stretch of road multiple times. The good old days before the internet.

 

[Splib]

Found a guy that had removed most of his head with a 30-30. He'd been in the sun for a few days....


Few years back we climbed up outta a canyon on the bikes. Found a van wormed way the fuck back in on a skid road. Theres only one thing that smells like that. We didnt open that door

Did you leave the gun and take the cannolis ?

 

[M92PV4U]

 

[Gots_a_sol]

Womans old man found a knock off VP 5.5 gallon gas can last week. Traded him a 3 gallon can I had since he has a hard time lifting the big cans.

 

[billdacat]

Fourteen pages and not one dead hooker....

 

[Brad]

did you keep the 30-30?

This was my first thought too 😂

One time I was driving down a fairly busy road and everyone was driving around a step ladder. Funny thing was, right than I needed a step ladder. I turned around, but I took awhile to get back in the traffic. Somebody else already picked it up.

I was coming home from work and did the same thing but it looked good so I started moving over a lane to get to the shoulder but as I did, a truck ran it over. Sad day

 

[billdacat]

This was in the middle of the road... A fucking box with a perfectly good apple pie! Cousin and I were walking home from the school; notice a pink box tied with string in the middle of the lane. Cars were driving over it but never smashing it. Curiosity got to us so I ran out and grabbed the box.

 

[M92PV4U]

This was in the middle of the road... A fucking box with a perfectly good apple pie! Cousin and I were walking home from the school; notice a pink box tied with string in the middle of the lane. Cars were driving over it but never smashing it. Curiosity got to us so I ran out and grabbed the box.

Like 5 years ago there was a case of budwiser in the road. People were swerving around it I stopped and so did one other guy, the box was full of empties. the open side was out of view .

 

[trailerman]

Found a ryobi chain saw in the center of our street. One of the many landscaper / lawn guys must have had it drop off their trailer. Good running saw!

 

[95stepside]

My brother found a beat up box of Winchester 30-06 with 1 round missing in his driveway a while back. now its mine, and my excuse to try and find a reasonable price on something that'll shoot it...

 

[[486]]

Saw a snap binder today
Thought about stopping, but not gonna in weekend traffic.
Have a picture of the shovel I found and was talking about earlier, the one with WTF 50 rolls of electrical tape on it

 

[Projectjunkie]

Saw a snap binder today
Thought about stopping, but not gonna in weekend traffic.
Have a picture of the shovel I found and was talking about earlier, the one with WTF 50 rolls of electrical tape on it

There are some work places that will pay you 3 hours of pay and benefits to use $17 worth of supplies to repair a $12 shovel so nobody has to do purchasing paperwork. True story.

 

[arse_sidewards]

There are some work places that will pay you 3 hours of pay and benefits to use $17 worth of supplies to repair a $12 shovel so nobody has to do purchasing paperwork. True story.

And at the end of the day that behavior usually traces back to government incentives.

 

[DWT]

There are some work places that will pay you 3 hours of pay and benefits to use $17 worth of supplies to repair a $12 shovel so nobody has to do purchasing paperwork. True story.

Sounds like you've worked at Hanford before. The on site repair shop (there are two of them, big shit and small shit) get upwards of $180 an hour last I knew. You think most bother taking a $150 weed eater to the shop for a new pull rope? Fuck no, they throw it away go buy another weed eater and if someone is caught taking anything out of the garbage can you'll get fired for stealing .gov property.