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The Kamala thread.

Thatg9659 said:
He’s got a couch fetish!

His wife clarified he wasn’t picking on women who couldn’t have children that were trying, just those that chose not to have children, but cats instead.

He totally fucks couches man!

Never mind, the drunk driving, blm lovin lockdown tyrant, oh he’s just a sweet old midwestern version of Bernie, Midwest Bern we love him. He’s just great so wholesome and down to earth. Just look at this picture of him fishing ain’t nothing more American than fishing

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wow so natural and not at all staged

I bet he doesn't even fuck couches either (which is a sin unlike castrating children)
 
Shit, I am pretty old and they had that stuff in the girl's restrooms when I was in elementary school.

My dipshit friends and I got busted for taping some tampons to the wall and putting ketchup on them. I honestly had zero idea what they were, what they were for, or anything. My buddy was the mastermind but of course I was along for the ride.

My mom had to kinda explain to me what the fuck they were and why they were there that night after my spanking from the principal. :homer:

I think that was 5th grade. Good times
 
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wow so natural and not at all staged

I bet he doesn't even fuck couches either (which is a sin unlike castrating children)
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I’ve been in a few men’s bathrooms that had tampons in them. I always grab a few, one of these days I’m gonna be the hero to some bleeding gash.
 
det107 said:
You sure you were in the men's room? I see condom dispensers-
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Some hotel in Philly, a restaurant in Maryland, may have been just a bathroom with no gender assignment but there was a urinal!

And if the men’s room is locked your damn right I’m using the women’s room if it’s single serve. I’ve gotten the stink eye a few times while leaving. I usually tell them no I didn’t piss on the seat nor did I hide a camera in there. Like you I’m just a human that had to piss.
 
dntsdad said:
Shit, I am pretty old and they had that stuff in the girl's restrooms when I was in elementary school.

My dipshit friends and I got busted for taping some tampons to the wall and putting ketchup on them. I honestly had zero idea what they were, what they were for, or anything. My buddy was the mastermind but of course I was along for the ride.
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We'd steal the waxed paper liners for the little boxes from the janitor supply closet and then use them to steal food from the cafeteria which we'd then use to bait coons down by the soccer fields with the trap we borrowed from maintenance. :laughing:

Tooheysmax said:
That’s an invasion of privacy
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That's never stopped a government school before.
 
Judge Joe Brown interview. This one was hard to find but he goes in on her

 
Who's the assholes here taking money to promote their agenda- :flipoff2:
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Sen. Jake Hoffman Claims Harris-Walz Campaign Paid Influencers, Shares Screenshots

Arizona Senator Jake Hoffman alleged that the Kamala Harris-Tim Walz campaign is paying influencers to promote their ticket. Hoffman shared a screenshot of an email received by an influencer in which the creator is being offered money by a marketing agency to promote the Blue Party ticket., US...
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Tooheysmax said:
That’s an invasion of privacy still inside or outside of a bathroom that could even be construed as child endangerment.
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sure thing, our newest social justice warrior
get right on that outrage fuelled moral panic
 
Rerock said:
I'm prob wrong, but i thought/hears our dollars of support for them paled in comparison to Ukraine as of late.

I guess it depends if we'd rather war with Iran or Russia.
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We've given them over $300 billion in direct aid, but it's probably 2-3x that if not more if you start factoring in indirect aid as well. Direct aid works out to over $3 billion a year since 1945.
 
Rerock said:
I'm prob wrong, but i thought/hears our dollars of support for them paled in comparison to Ukraine as of late.

I guess it depends if we'd rather war with Iran or Russia.
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It has recently but throughout history Israel is by far the biggest recipient of the American foreign aid welfare program. Don't you worry, the MIC eagerly awaits a widespread regional Middle Eastern conflict. That's the gift that just keeps on giving. Proxy wars with Russia and Middle Eastern tribal warfare. Now they have them both at the same time. They couldn't possibly be happier.
 
east_beast said:
It has recently but throughout history Israel is by far the biggest recipient of the American foreign aid welfare program. Don't you worry, the MIC eagerly awaits a widespread regional Middle Eastern conflict. That's the gift that just keeps on giving. Proxy wars with Russia and Middle Eastern tribal warfare. Now they have them both at the same time. They couldn't possibly be happier.
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bUt ThEyRe OuR bIgGeSt aLlY
 
Motorcharge said:
bUt ThEyRe OuR bIgGeSt aLlY
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Who needs enemies when you have friends who drag you into wars and require you to constantly be giving them loads of money? When you consider they only have a population of about 10 million and you look at all the money they've gotten over the decades, the per capital figure is fucking insane. No wonder why they have such a great standard of living. Especially when you consider that practically none of it is going to half of their population. The real population of the Israel that we're funding is really only about 5 million. All of those billions of dollars over the decades has basically gone to a population roughly equal to the Phoenix metro area.
 
east_beast said:
Who needs enemies when you have friends who drag you into wars and require you to constantly be giving them loads of money? When you consider they only have a population of about 10 million and you look at all the money they've gotten over the decades, the per capital figure is fucking insane. No wonder why they have such a great standard of living. Especially when you consider that practically none of it is going to half of their population. The real population of the Israel that we're funding is really only about 5 million. All of those billions of dollars over the decades has basically gone to a population roughly equal to the Phoenix metro area.
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Meh I have said it before and I will say it again even knowing how people here feel. Id much rather give them aid than most of the people in this country we give aid to. Atleast we get something for the the money. By which I mean intel (mossad is a fantastic intel agency no matter what you think of isreal) and dead muzzies. Lots of dead muzzies. Which is money well spent to me.
 
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Tim Walz Backs Out Of VP Nomination After Learning VPs Sometimes Have To Deploy To Dangerous Places Overseas

MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Despite making headlines and helping Kamala Harris surge in popularity following accepting a spot as her running mate, Tim Walz backed out of the VP nomination after learning vice presidents sometimes have to deploy to dangerous places overseas.
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Tim Walz Backs Out Of VP Nomination After Learning VPs Sometimes Have To Deploy To Dangerous Places Overseas
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MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Despite making headlines and helping Kamala Harris surge in popularity following accepting a spot as her running mate, Tim Walz backed out of the VP nomination after learning vice presidents sometimes have to deploy to dangerous places overseas.
"Whoa, deploy?" asked Walz, taken aback. "Aren't there other, less important people to do that? That's not really my thing."
Along with the high-profile position of being named Harris's running mate, the Minnesota governor found himself facing allegations of dropping out of the National Guard to avoid being sent to war in Iraq. Walz reportedly experienced deja vu this week upon being informed that vice presidents may potentially be called upon to travel to dangerous overseas locations.
"I'm not sure I feel too great about this gig now," Walz was overheard telling his staff. "I thought it was just some cushy job sitting at a desk, cutting ribbons at the opening of government buildings, attending really fancy dinners…that type of thing. I had no idea I might be put in any type of risky situation. I better let Kamala know I'm out."
Insiders among Walz's staff confirmed that the governor was ready to bail as soon as he found out that he would not be completely safe at all times and may be called upon to place himself in harm's way in extreme situations.
"I'm not into this ‘risking my life for my country' stuff," Walz said. "I thought that would have been obvious by now."
At publishing time, Walz's office denied reports that he had attempted to shield himself with women and children when a car backfired outside a campaign rally.
 
The media is trying like hell to run block for these idiots....:laughing:
 
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