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Mikenike said:
Meh I have said it before and I will say it again even knowing how people here feel. Id much rather give them aid than most of the people in this country we give aid to. Atleast we get something for the the money. By which I mean intel (mossad is a fantastic intel agency no matter what you think of isreal) and dead muzzies. Lots of dead muzzies. Which is money well spent to me.
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Understand that through Mossad, we paid for Epstein’s blackmail operation. Which currently has a big portion of OUR congresscritters under direct control. So, we’ve all paid handsomely to upgrade the boot on our necks to a fucking hockey skate.
 
Ranchtruck said:
And why do we need the muzzies dead? Because we're on their radar as an enemy for propping up isreal. If we wernt we wouldn't have had the hate that lead to 911 targeted at us. " they hate us for who we are" No, they hate us for what we do, and unconditional support for Israel is a big part of that. And it directly lead to the Afghan and Iraq follies that bankrupted our government.
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Wrong. And hopelessly naive and stupid. But mostly just wrong.
Thumping said:
Wrong.....they hate the whole fucking world. Hell, they hate each other.

You no like to fuck goat? Die infidel :flipoff2:
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This guy and the many others however get it. That they have hated us since the barbary pirate days. Plus they hate everyone including each other. Islam is a religion of hatred, opression, and stupidity with a side of allah. Wouldn't bother me to see them all removed from the earth.
OHV Wildcat said:
Understand that through Mossad, we paid for Epstein’s blackmail operation. Which currently has a big portion of OUR congresscritters under direct control. So, we’ve all paid handsomely to upgrade the boot on our necks to a fucking hockey skate.
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And while that sucks you are incredibly naive of you think that if it wasnt that they wouldn't be beholden to something else. Politicians belong to the highest bidder or the most powerful coattails they can ride. And the only cure for that is a long drop and a short rope. So until you get out that rope i atleast want the intel that gives me less islam in the world.
 
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8 Harrowing War Stories From Tim Walz, The Man Who Was There

JD Vance may have been a Marine, but Kamala Harris' running mate Tim Walz was in the National Guard for over 24 years. Twenty-four! That's the same number as the title of a hit television show starring Kiefer Sutherland as Jack Bauer, another former soldier and eventual public servant...
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Harrowing War Stories From Tim Walz, The Man Who Was There
Politics·Aug 8, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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JD Vance may have been a Marine, but Kamala Harris' running mate Tim Walz was in the National Guard for over 24 years. Twenty-four! That's the same number as the title of a hit television show starring Kiefer Sutherland as Jack Bauer, another former soldier and eventual public servant. Coincidence? No.
Walz's military record speaks for itself. Here are just a few of his harrowing tales of valor:
  1. "So there I was in France, out-gunned and near death. My Thompson submachine gun had just run out of ammo and I knew I was about to die, so I accepted my fate and just started shooting at an approaching tank with a pistol, but then the Army Air Corps bombed the tank just in time. Then, I held Private Ryan close and said: ‘Earn this.'"
  2. "In another battle, my helicopter was shot down over a war zone in some place overseas with a lot of brown people. I looked at my squad mates square in the face and said, ‘Well, boys, looks like we got a Black Hawk down.' Everyone said ‘Hooah! Rangers lead the way!' And then we killed all the bad guys."
  3. "U.S. politicians were being held hostage in Guatemala, so I went down there with a ragtag group of mercenaries to rescue them. But just as we were ready to head home, an alien with cloaking technology attacked, and it made clicking sounds, and one guy told me I was bleeding. I said, ‘I ain't got time to bleed.' Everyone clapped."
  4. "One time, I destroyed the Bugger's homeworld in a simulation while training at the Battle School. Or so I thought. I thought it was a game, but the real game was being played on me. I thought I was about to graduate at the head of my class, but I'd decimated an entire alien species. I had an emotional breakdown after that and carried a Bugger egg around for a while and spoke for the dead. As one does."
  5. "In Pennsylvania, we fought uphill even though General Lee explicitly told us not to. "Never fight uphill, me boys!" Lee said. But I turned around, defiant, and said, ‘The enemy's gate is down.' Everyone cheered."
  6. "In my youth, I once attacked a bug planet and was the only Starship Trooper who survived, and we soldiers took naked showers together, and also I had super mind powers."
  7. "My father died before my very eyes on the field of battle. In desperation, I took up my father's sword and cut the Ring from the hand of Sauron. People still sing songs of that day."
  8. "I heroically held off the Persians at the pass of Thermopylae with just 300 Spartans. We were all naked too, just like Pride Month. In the end, it didn't pan out. But I died a hero's death and became a legend."
These stories are nearly impossible to believe, but he swears they are true. He would never lie. What a hero!
 
bigun said:
"One time, I destroyed the Bugger's homeworld in a simulation while training at the Battle School. Or so I thought. I thought it was a game, but the real game was being played on me. I thought I was about to graduate at the head of my class, but I'd decimated an entire alien species. I had an emotional breakdown after that and carried a Bugger egg around for a while and spoke for the dead. As one does."
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:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao: That one got me good
 
Mikenike said:
And while that sucks you are incredibly naive of you think that if it wasnt that they wouldn't be beholden to something else. Politicians belong to the highest bidder or the most powerful coattails they can ride. And the only cure for that is a lond drop and a short rope. So until you get out that rope i atleast want the intel that gives me less islam in the world.
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Huh? I’m hearing “our politicians were all going to be bought by someone. Might as well have them not just bought, but threatened with prison. And may as well have them all under the control of the same exact organization. One in the Middle East.”

Wouldn’t it be better if our politicians were all owned by competing interests, rather than under blackmail from a single body?
 
bigun said:
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8 Harrowing War Stories From Tim Walz, The Man Who Was There

JD Vance may have been a Marine, but Kamala Harris' running mate Tim Walz was in the National Guard for over 24 years. Twenty-four! That's the same number as the title of a hit television show starring Kiefer Sutherland as Jack Bauer, another former soldier and eventual public servant...
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Harrowing War Stories From Tim Walz, The Man Who Was There
Politics·Aug 8, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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JD Vance may have been a Marine, but Kamala Harris' running mate Tim Walz was in the National Guard for over 24 years. Twenty-four! That's the same number as the title of a hit television show starring Kiefer Sutherland as Jack Bauer, another former soldier and eventual public servant. Coincidence? No.
Walz's military record speaks for itself. Here are just a few of his harrowing tales of valor:
  1. "So there I was in France, out-gunned and near death. My Thompson submachine gun had just run out of ammo and I knew I was about to die, so I accepted my fate and just started shooting at an approaching tank with a pistol, but then the Army Air Corps bombed the tank just in time. Then, I held Private Ryan close and said: ‘Earn this.'"
  2. "In another battle, my helicopter was shot down over a war zone in some place overseas with a lot of brown people. I looked at my squad mates square in the face and said, ‘Well, boys, looks like we got a Black Hawk down.' Everyone said ‘Hooah! Rangers lead the way!' And then we killed all the bad guys."
  3. "U.S. politicians were being held hostage in Guatemala, so I went down there with a ragtag group of mercenaries to rescue them. But just as we were ready to head home, an alien with cloaking technology attacked, and it made clicking sounds, and one guy told me I was bleeding. I said, ‘I ain't got time to bleed.' Everyone clapped."
  4. "One time, I destroyed the Bugger's homeworld in a simulation while training at the Battle School. Or so I thought. I thought it was a game, but the real game was being played on me. I thought I was about to graduate at the head of my class, but I'd decimated an entire alien species. I had an emotional breakdown after that and carried a Bugger egg around for a while and spoke for the dead. As one does."
  5. "In Pennsylvania, we fought uphill even though General Lee explicitly told us not to. "Never fight uphill, me boys!" Lee said. But I turned around, defiant, and said, ‘The enemy's gate is down.' Everyone cheered."
  6. "In my youth, I once attacked a bug planet and was the only Starship Trooper who survived, and we soldiers took naked showers together, and also I had super mind powers."
  7. "My father died before my very eyes on the field of battle. In desperation, I took up my father's sword and cut the Ring from the hand of Sauron. People still sing songs of that day."
  8. "I heroically held off the Persians at the pass of Thermopylae with just 300 Spartans. We were all naked too, just like Pride Month. In the end, it didn't pan out. But I died a hero's death and became a legend."
These stories are nearly impossible to believe, but he swears they are true. He would never lie. What a hero!
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I'm surprised he didn't mention a flute and that one time at band camp.:flipoff2:
 
OHV Wildcat said:
Huh? I’m hearing “our politicians were all going to be bought by someone. Might as well have them not just bought, but threatened with prison. And may as well have them all under the control of the same exact organization. One in the Middle East.”

Wouldn’t it be better if our politicians were all owned by competing interests, rather than under blackmail from a single body?
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He's not the brightest bulb in the fixture.

I don't sit very easy with another nation blackmailing our leaders, the same one that attempted to sink one of our ships, killing several people in the process, and trying to blame it on another country, then said it was a mistake.
 
Slander said:
He's not the brightest bulb in the fixture
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Aren't you a safety guy? Traditionally not the best and brightest a company has to offer....:flipoff2: Also i stand by what I said. While his pipe dreams about competing interest in politics is great it is also that. A pipe dream. The reality is they all play for the same team and I realize that. And there is no prison for those people. Again that has been pretty obvious. And since just like me you are all sitting on your asses watching them drive us all straight to hell Ill be content with watching muslims go first. Don't like that about your politicians? Great remove head from ass (the traditional place safety guys keep it:flipoff2:) and do something about it. Otherwise just quit whining about it like a fucking millenial and find some win in it. If it isn't obvious i really, really, really hate Muslims. Over bear was right:flipoff2:
 
Ranchtruck said:
And why do we need the muzzies dead? Because we're on their radar as an enemy for propping up isreal. If we wernt we wouldn't have had the hate that lead to 911 targeted at us. " they hate us for who we are" No, they hate us for what we do, and unconditional support for Israel is a big part of that. And it directly lead to the Afghan and Iraq follies that bankrupted our government.
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I'm not sure you understand the Muslim religion.

They could give a goat fuck if we support Israel. If we are not Muslim, we are their enemies.

Supporting Israel doesn't help, but they'd still hate us and try to destroy us even if we didn't give a dime to Israel.
 
Ok this derail is all well and good, but I can't just type text in the meme thread so I have to ask somewhere.. what's all this shit about Walz and horses?
 
JD Mark said:
I'm not sure you understand the Muslim religion.

They could give a goat fuck if we support Israel. If we are not Muslim, we are their enemies.

Supporting Israel doesn't help, but they'd still hate us and try to destroy us even if we didn't give a dime to Israel.
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Or if we let our women out in public without a scarf. Aloha Snackbar! I meant without a burka!
 
JD Mark said:
They could give a goat fuck if we support Israel. If we are not Muslim, we are their enemies.
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Some light reading about what the truest believers believe:

The primary Quranic verse sanctioning deception with respect to non-Muslims states: "Let believers not take for friends and allies infidels instead of believers. Whoever does this shall have no relationship left with Allah – unless you but guard yourselves against them, taking precautions." (Quran 3:28; see also 2:173; 2:185; 4:29; 22:78; 40:28.) Al-Tabari's (838-923 AD) Tafsir, or Quranic exegeses, is essentially a standard reference in the entire Muslim world. Regarding 3:28, he wrote: "If you [Muslims] are under their [infidels'] authority, fearing for yourselves, behave loyally to them, with your tongue, while harbouring inner animosity for them... Allah has forbidden believers from being friendly or on intimate terms with the infidels in place of believers – except when infidels are above them [in authority]. In such a scenario, let them act friendly towards them."

Regarding 3:28, the Islamic scholar Ibn Kathir (1301-1373) wrote: "Whoever at any time or place fears their [infidels'] evil, may protect himself through outward show." None of this should be surprising considering that Muhammad himself, whose example as the "most perfect human" is to be tenaciously followed, took an expedient view on the issue of deception. For instance, Muhammad permitted deceit in three situations: to reconcile two or more quarreling parties; husband to wife and vice-versa; and in war (See Sahih Muslim B32N6303, deemed an "authentic" hadith).

A poet, Kab bin al-Ashruf, had offended Muhammad by making derogatory verse about Muslim women. Muhammad exclaimed in front of his followers: "Who will kill this man who has hurt Allah and his prophet?" A young Muslim named Muhammad bin Maslama volunteered, but with the caveat that, in order to get close enough to Kab to assassinate him, he be allowed to lie to the poet. Muhammad agreed. Maslama traveled to Kab and began denigrating Islam and Muhammad, carrying on this way till his disaffection became convincing enough for Kab to take him into his confidences. Soon thereafter, Maslama appeared with another Muslim and, while Kab's guard was down, they assaulted and killed him. They ran to Muhammad with Kab's head, to which the latter cried: "Allahu akbar" or "God is great" (see the hadith accounts of Sahih Bukhari and Ibn Sad).

The entire sequence of Quranic revelations are a testimony to taqiyya and, since Allah is believed to be the revealer of these verses, he ultimately is seen as the perpetrator of deceit. This is not surprising since Allah himself is often described in the Quran as the "best deceiver" or "schemer." (see 3:54, 8:30, 10:21). This phenomenon revolves around the fact that the Quran contains both peaceful and tolerant verses, as well as violent and intolerant ones. When Muslims are weak, they should preach and behave according to the Meccan verses; when strong, they should go on the offensive, according to the Medinan verses.

Many Islamic books extensively deal with the doctrine of abrogation, or Al-Nasikh Wa Al-Mansukh. according to all four recognized schools of Sunni jurisprudence, war against the infidel goes on in perpetuity, until "all chaos ceases, and all religion belongs to Allah" (Quran 8:39). According to the definitive Encyclopaedia of Islam (Brill Online edition): "The duty of the jihad exists as long as the universal domination of Islam has not been attained.

Peace with non-Muslim nations is, therefore, a provisional state of affairs only; the chance of circumstances alone can justify it temporarily. Furthermore there can be no question of genuine peace treaties with these nations; only truces, whose duration ought not, in principle, to exceed ten years, are authorized. But even such truces are precarious, inasmuch as they can, before they expire, be repudiated unilaterally should it appear more profitable for Islam to resume the conflict." Islam's dichotomised worldview pits Dar al Islam (House of Islam) against Dar al Harb (House of War or non-Muslims) until the former subsumes the latter.
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Folks who take any religious books as the verbatim word of Allah (or God) are fawkin' dangerous. The Quran literally says to lie as needed to the non-believers, be peaceful when you don't have the advantage, and work toward killing (EDIT: or enslaving) every motherfucker that ain't Muslim if you can't convert 'em.

For anyone who's working on increasing "tolerance" in the world, start w/ the snackbar crowd :laughing:
 
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ExWrench said:
Some light reading about what the truest believers believe:



Folks who take religious texts as the verbatim word of Allah (or God) are fawkin' dangerous. The Quran literally says to lie as needed to the non-believers, be peaceful when you don't have the advantage, and work toward killing every motherfucker that ain't Muslim if you can't convert 'em.

For anyone who's working on increasing "tolerance" in the world, start w/ the snackbar crowd :laughing:
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I know a guy, from Kenya. He was working on becoming a mullah. Ended up converting to Christianity. When his family found out, they tried to poison his food. He knew something was up so he didn't eat.

He was able to immigrate to the US. Pretty amazing story and very eye opening.
 
ExWrench said:
Some light reading about what the truest believers believe:



Folks who take religious texts as the verbatim word of Allah (or God) are fawkin' dangerous. The Quran literally says to lie as needed to the non-believers, be peaceful when you don't have the advantage, and work toward killing every motherfucker that ain't Muslim if you can't convert 'em.
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Yep. For the record not crazy about hyper Christians either. Any kind of religion taken to an extreme is dangerous. My dislike of muslims is not a crusade religious deal. I disagree with the general principals they follow to follow that religion and dislike the kind of person you would have to be to follow such a religion. Things like killing women after you force yourself on them and the like just doesn't seem right to me but hey call me crazy or dumb for thinking that. I wouldn't like anyone who felt that way just think wiping out an entire religion who treats shit like that as something to be aspired to would be a good start to a better world.
 
Mikenike said:
For the record not crazy about hyper Christians either.
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Anyone who thinks their religion is a reason to kill other people is a fucking psycho who's found an excuse to rationalize their psychopathy or sociopathy.

The main difference is: unlike Islam, Christianity ~99+% stopped killing people in the name of Jesus
. . . now "we" do it in the name of "Democracy"
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But really, we just want the land, resources, or trade access, and brainwashing the locals to defend your interests is way cheaper than using your resources to do so. It'd be fookin' awesome if "we" stopped spending billions annually to destabilize other countries just so we can put 'em like a finger puppet on our collective national pecker (deep state version), but we likely never will :frown: - the MIC has too much riding on it er, um . . . freedom and democracy depend on it.
 
bigun said:
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8 Harrowing War Stories From Tim Walz, The Man Who Was There

JD Vance may have been a Marine, but Kamala Harris' running mate Tim Walz was in the National Guard for over 24 years. Twenty-four! That's the same number as the title of a hit television show starring Kiefer Sutherland as Jack Bauer, another former soldier and eventual public servant...
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Harrowing War Stories From Tim Walz, The Man Who Was There
Politics·Aug 8, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
Click here to view this article with reduced ads.
66b53a2d7c51866b53a2d7c519.jpg





JD Vance may have been a Marine, but Kamala Harris' running mate Tim Walz was in the National Guard for over 24 years. Twenty-four! That's the same number as the title of a hit television show starring Kiefer Sutherland as Jack Bauer, another former soldier and eventual public servant. Coincidence? No.
Walz's military record speaks for itself. Here are just a few of his harrowing tales of valor:
  1. "So there I was in France, out-gunned and near death. My Thompson submachine gun had just run out of ammo and I knew I was about to die, so I accepted my fate and just started shooting at an approaching tank with a pistol, but then the Army Air Corps bombed the tank just in time. Then, I held Private Ryan close and said: ‘Earn this.'"
  2. "In another battle, my helicopter was shot down over a war zone in some place overseas with a lot of brown people. I looked at my squad mates square in the face and said, ‘Well, boys, looks like we got a Black Hawk down.' Everyone said ‘Hooah! Rangers lead the way!' And then we killed all the bad guys."
  3. "U.S. politicians were being held hostage in Guatemala, so I went down there with a ragtag group of mercenaries to rescue them. But just as we were ready to head home, an alien with cloaking technology attacked, and it made clicking sounds, and one guy told me I was bleeding. I said, ‘I ain't got time to bleed.' Everyone clapped."
  4. "One time, I destroyed the Bugger's homeworld in a simulation while training at the Battle School. Or so I thought. I thought it was a game, but the real game was being played on me. I thought I was about to graduate at the head of my class, but I'd decimated an entire alien species. I had an emotional breakdown after that and carried a Bugger egg around for a while and spoke for the dead. As one does."
  5. "In Pennsylvania, we fought uphill even though General Lee explicitly told us not to. "Never fight uphill, me boys!" Lee said. But I turned around, defiant, and said, ‘The enemy's gate is down.' Everyone cheered."
  6. "In my youth, I once attacked a bug planet and was the only Starship Trooper who survived, and we soldiers took naked showers together, and also I had super mind powers."
  7. "My father died before my very eyes on the field of battle. In desperation, I took up my father's sword and cut the Ring from the hand of Sauron. People still sing songs of that day."
  8. "I heroically held off the Persians at the pass of Thermopylae with just 300 Spartans. We were all naked too, just like Pride Month. In the end, it didn't pan out. But I died a hero's death and became a legend."
These stories are nearly impossible to believe, but he swears they are true. He would never lie. What a hero!
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Dude must have forgot about the time he was in the jungle fighting in vietnam, and he was pulling people out of the hot zone, including his Lieutenant named Dan and his best friend Bubba when he got shot in the ass, but thought something bit him and then went on to the US ping pong team. What a life this man has led.
 
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