Russia / Ukraine thread

[Grnjp92]

Your comment perfectly represents America's mission to spread freedom and democracy to the rest of the world.

And you wonder why invading countries "in the name of freedom and democracy" hasn't worked out.

Lol im well aware why that hasn't worked out... number one, to far away too keep our thumb on them, number two, no real country wide consensus, number three,...thats about as deep as I want to go! Lol

 

[Grnjp92]

Hawaii is just vacation SanFrancisco, middle america no want.

Middle America can't afford.

 

[clodhopper]

I'm not looking to conquer them.

I'm looking to lock up the mid sections of both countries and bend both the coasts over at the same time.
The coasts will all be "good luck surviving without our tax dollars you bunch of flyover fucks"
and we'll be all like
"lol, we grow the food"

Cue the Californians : "we have more farmland than any other state, blobberty bloob".

Yeah, with water from middle america. Ooops, did we divert our rivers for our own use? Well darn.

 

[Grnjp92]

I'm not looking to conquer them.

I'm looking to lock up the mid sections of both countries and bend both the coasts over at the same time.
The coasts will all be "good luck surviving without our tax dollars you bunch of flyover fucks"
and we'll be all like
"lol, we grow the food"

I think big Corp has already done thar. In both countries

 

[Scott Cee aka 2drx4]

Hawaii is just vacation SanFrancisco, middle america no want.

You could genocide/enslave the "native" population (including Zuckerberg if you time it right) and have a nice little place to go in the winter and plenty of dumb hands to work the fields.

Cue the Californians : "we have more farmland than any other state, blobberty bloob".

Yeah, with water from middle america. Ooops, did we divert our rivers for our own use? Well darn.

Totally missed the chance to say "Well dam" and it would have been super punny.

 

[clodhopper]

Middle America can't afford.

VT cant afford that white haired communist senator but you keep voting for him.

 

[clodhopper]

You could genocide/enslave the "native" population (including Zuckerberg if you time it right) and have a nice little place to go in the winter and plenty of dumb hands to work the fields.

Already got that covered. We call it Texas.

 

[Scott Cee aka 2drx4]

Already got that covered. We call it Texas.

Does Texas know you plan to genocide/enslave their population?

 

[clodhopper]

Does Texas know you plan to genocide/enslave their population?

Not the Texans, are you nutz? The Mexicans. Sheesh. Get with the program.

 

[Grnjp92]

VT cant afford that white haired communist senator but you keep voting for him.

Lol I didn't and haven't voted for that masshole. But vermont has alot of NYC, Connecticut,and other states liberals!

 

[Grnjp92]

Not the Texans, are you nutz? The Mexicans. Sheesh. Get with the program.

The Canucks have a ton of resources! We should take them over! Lol

 

[CDA 455 II]

Lol 45 percent with full bloods in Malaysia. So maybe? Lol mostly I'm a redneck American.

I'm half (dad's side) Filipino/Polynesian, with just cousins left in PI.

 

[CDA 455 II]

The Canucks have a ton of resources! We should take them over! Lol

Oil!!!

 

[Muckin_Slusher]

The Canucks have a ton of resources! We should take them over! Lol

Try it.

You've only failed at it twice so far. Maybe third times a charm.

 

[Grnjp92]

Oil!!!

Natural gas,oil, timber,diamonds, heavy metals! And a small population that is dependent on their government! Lol

 

[Grnjp92]

Try it.

You've only failed at it twice so far. Maybe third times a charm.

That was when you were subsidized by the British. Now you subsidize them! Lol

 

[CDA 455 II]

Try it.

You've only failed at it twice so far. Maybe third times a charm.

At the moment there's not much difference in government policies.

Both are demonstrating militant/pinko-libtard/socialist/far-leftist/progressive ideology.

 

[RusM]

Try it.

You've only failed at it twice so far. Maybe third times a charm.

You gotdamned limeys still owe us for that pig!

 

[87manche]

Try it.

You've only failed at it twice so far. Maybe third times a charm.

be happy we still let you on the great lakes.

 

[Grnjp92]

be happy we still let you on the great lakes.

The only reason we did that was for the Whiskey! Lol

 

[Scott Cee aka 2drx4]

Each Canadian only has to kill 8.7 Americans each.

Given how fucking fat most of you are, meaning you're a god damn easy target, I think it's totally doable.

So fucking bring it.

 

[TimJus]

euro energy solution for next winter
fat burns=energy
energy=burn fat people
Germany all ready has ovens to do it -----------

 

[Grnjp92]

Each Canadian only has to kill 8.7 Americans each.

Given how fucking fat most of you are, meaning you're a god damn easy target, I think it's totally doable.

So fucking bring it.

Lol 💋

 

[Sandy Johnson]

Given how fucking fat most of you are, meaning you're a god damn easy target, I think it's totally doable.

Says the guy from the country that invented poutine.

Don't act like we're both not gonna be waddling across the battlefield

 

[Scott Cee aka 2drx4]

euro energy solution for next winter
fat burns=energy
energy=burn fat people
Germany all ready has ovens to do it -----------

Euros aren't that fat, and due to the high moisture content won't be a viable option. They need feedstock with a much higher BMI. Ideally some of the people with the highest average BMI in the world.



Gonna be lots of discount trips to Europe for you 'Mericans. Don't worry about the return airfare, you won't need it.

 

[Scott Cee aka 2drx4]

Says the guy from the country that invented poutine.

Don't act like we're both not gonna be waddling across the battlefield

That's the Quebecois.

I'm more than wiling to use them as human shields.

 

[Scott Cee aka 2drx4]

Obviously this war has become too boring, based on how well this thread has derailed.


Come on Putin, doooooo something. :pokingwithstick:

 

[Grnjp92]

That's the Quebecois.

I'm more than wiling to use them as human shields.

Nobody likes them fucks. But they are a third of your population!

 

[Yota Up]

Each Canadian only has to kill 8.7 Americans each.

Given how fucking fat most of you are, meaning you're a god damn easy target, I think it's totally doable.

So fucking bring it.

But a lot of those Americans are also Marines, Navy SEALS, etc. Good luck.

 

[Scott Cee aka 2drx4]

But a lot of those Americans are also Marines, Navy SEALS, etc. Good luck.

And they'll take orders from a senile unelected president to engage in an illegal war?