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Jokes
- Thread starter Squamch
- Start date
Raygoddamn
Dumber than I look
Well shit, I feel like I turned this racist
My 15 year old son said to me today: "Usain Bolt is the fastest racist in the world."
Animalmother
Flexed cracker
Squamch
Canadian
What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?
Your pull out game sucks.
Your pull out game sucks.
Squamch
Canadian
Why won't Arkansas girls do Reverse cowgirl?
You never turn your back on family.
You never turn your back on family.
WoodburyZuk
Well-known member
- Joined
- May 24, 2021
- Member Number
- 3939
- Messages
- 255
Did you hear about the baby born in Thailand with no eyelids? Yeah. The doctor was able to use his foreskin to make eyelids for him.
He’s doing alright.
Just a little cockeyed.
He’s doing alright.
Just a little cockeyed.
ProjectTwin
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- May 22, 2020
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- Messages
- 468
What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?
Full.
Full.
TreeClimber
Well-known member
What's the difference between a woman's track team, and, a group of African pygmies?
One of them is a cunning little bunch of runts.
ProjectTwin
Well-known member
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"Some of the dating prospects out there are like cocaine."
"They're addicting?"
"No. Thin, white, and clings to your credit card."
"They're addicting?"
"No. Thin, white, and clings to your credit card."
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Pool boy
It was a pigeon on page 1Did you know chickens die after sex?....
The one I fucked did
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Pool boy
Rockbuggy84
Moderator
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- May 19, 2020
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Joe Biden.
Will Scarlet
The universe is vast...
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- May 20, 2020
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An exercise for people who are out of shape: Begin with a five-pound potato bag in each hand. Extend your arms straight out from your sides, hold them there for a full minute, and then relax. After a few weeks, move up to ten-pound potato bags. Then try 50-pound potato bags, and eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-pound potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. Once you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag.
What did the fish say when he ran into the concrete wall?
Dam
Dam
maveric
Squirrel Spotter
What is the black stuff between an elephant's toes?
Slow natives
Slow natives
maveric
Squirrel Spotter
Whats green & yellow, and eats nuts?
gonorrhea
gonorrhea
KarlVP
Not Sure
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and on their land.
Because it's white and on their land.
KarlVP
Not Sure
There was this truck driver who hated black people. So whenever he was driving, he would intentionally swerve to hit them. Now, one day, he was driving his normal route, when he spots a priest on the side of the road. So he pulls over and picks the priest up. They have some small talk and the priest tells him he is going to the city. So they get on their way when the Truck Driver See's a black guy. His natural reaction is to swerve and hit him but as he does it he remembers the priest. He swerves back , and looks back. There lying on the ground is the black guy. he turns to the priest and says I just killed a man and I'm sorry. The priest says oh no, don't worry I got him with the door.
ToughBowtieTruck
Nothing like owning the same truck twice.
Why was the farmer's tractor missing a seat and steering wheel when it was repossessed?
Because he lost his ass and didn't know which way to turn.
Because he lost his ass and didn't know which way to turn.
Stuck
In Hell
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- May 20, 2020
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- 1,818
Thats not funny.
FJC11
# FJB
Not really , lol
Pug Lyfe
Hendertucky, NV
One out of 7 Dwarfs is Grumpy