Fell Off A Fvcking Ladder This Evening

[Yota Up]

Cost me $1900. for a 75 mile ride last year when I got burned

Sounds like a bargain. I've heard stories of bills much bigger than that. Imagine footing 10 or 15k.

 

[billdacat]

Neighbors kid fell or did something stupid.... $45K helicopter ride.
Grandson is teaching me (sic) how to fly my drone. The roof is off limits for now.
With my fucked up knee; climbing ladders is not an option.
BTW: Drone is going to be used to inspect low-pitched roof.

 

[det107]

I was the laddet today...

Ya know, it sounds like ladette which means~

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[arse_sidewards]

Can we get a shitty MS paint illustration of the accident scene?

 

[crispins]

Can we get a shitty MS paint illustration of the accident scene?

OMG that was the best thing I think I have ever seen on the internet!

 

[Curbkrawler]

Was gonna post the X-ray pic but none of the buttons/tool icons are working. That the case for anybody else or am I just stoned on pain meds?

 

[Pt_Ranger_v8]

Cool I need a roof put on my new chicken house if you aren’t busy this weekend

Fuck no. The last guy fell and broke his arm on that building

 

[pinchegringo]

Not sure about the ambulance but I know the helicopter company can no longer report people for non payment.
Chopper and ambulance rides have ozempic style markups

 

[D_JEEPER]

This place is a bunch of old fucks

Fell off a ladder, and bulging disc are the top two threads on an offroad website

Should I make a post about my high cholesterol?

 

[D_JEEPER]

Sounds to me like the OP is going to be living up to his username for a bit


Hope you heal quick!

 

[Motorcharge]

Do you have a deaf son who's going to throw a fucking bitchfit on here if IEATRKS84 makes an MS Paint drawing of you falling off the ladder?

 

[dntsdad]

Wasnt it his mom that fell off the roof or something like that?

Damn, that drawing was funny as fuck though.

 

[bad zuki]

Fuck gravity and the horse it rode in on. - Fat guy.

Feel better dude.

 

[rockota]

Snapped my left arm. Broke the humerus. After 1 hr ambulance ride the hospital sent me home with a sling and said to call orthopedic surgeon in morning. Gonna be a long freaking night

BTDT... Except I broke on a Friday and couldn't get to the orthopedic until Monday.


Ice... lots and lots of ice....

 

[Filthy McChevy]

Do you have a deaf son who's going to throw a fucking bitchfit on here if IEATRKS84 makes an MS Paint drawing of you falling off the ladder?

I thought 2BB drew that up

 

[Gregj50!!!!!]

What were you doing on ladder OP????

 

[ANGRYBLACK]

Was gonna post the X-ray pic but none of the buttons/tool icons are working. That the case for anybody else or am I just stoned on pain meds?

Posts like this are why I don't mind my wife calling me every 30 mins when im working alone.

I hope you feel better. I recently had a rotted wooden 8 footer fall apart on me. Just brushes for a few days.

Remember, You are not stoned until your web history is full of BBC gangbang porn and increasing weird porn cravings.

 

[Johann]

Would this be the funny bone?

Yeah, but when you break it is not as funny...

 

[Boss]

Snapped my left arm. Broke the humerus. After 1 hr ambulance ride the hospital sent me home with a sling and said to call orthopedic surgeon in morning. Gonna be a long freaking night

Well that's a wasted 2k ambulance ride.

Sorry to here that happened. Hope this ends well for you.

 

[Landslide]

Quit being a pussy, get back up there and finish the job.

My orthopedic surgeon that removed my leg said most amputations are from people falling off of ladders.

 

[Landslide]

About 8’. I was on back and arm was under me. In shock and couldn’t understand why I couldn’t feel arm or get up. Luckily SxS was close and I was able to drive to house. Called ambulance and had to get dogs in house so they could help me. That was fun… Came this close to passing out

Get that nausea feeling? It happens when you break a bone.

 

[Pt_Ranger_v8]

What were you doing on ladder OP????

Falling off, apparently

 

[Landslide]

I live in the middle of nowhere. Couldn’t get ahold of wife, nearest neighbor, etc. didn’t know what else to do. Arm was flopping around. Can’t wait to pay that bill

Meh, when I broke my left foot and took a large chunk out of my left elbow in the 90’s, I drove myself to a hospital as I was in the middle of nowhere too. Worst part was the hospital I drove to in a small town couldn’t help me but I didn’t know that until after they gave me a penicillin shot in my ass cheek. <- that hurt worse then everything else. Then I drove another 60 miles home and went to the hospital the next day. How hard is it to drive yourself to a hospital with your flopping around arm? Man up wuss

 

[Landslide]

Falling off, apparently

Testing gravity… guess who won?

It wasn’t the fall that was bad, it was the landing that hurt.

 

[Boss]

My orthopedic surgeon that removed my leg said most amputations are from people falling off of ladders.

Nope. Motorcycle accidents.

EDIT: I googled it. Nodays diabetes is the #1 cause.

 

[RedX]

Damn.....good thoughts sent on that.

 

[Curbkrawler]

Falling off, apparently

Trying to get a tarp on chicken house roof before hurricane hit. So no tarp and broken arm. Yay

 

[RedX]

Trying to get a tarp on chicken house roof before hurricane hit. So no tarp and broken arm. Yay

See....if you were raising ducks instead of chickens, this wouldn't have been a problem or a necessity.

Lesson learned, 'n' stuff.

EDIT: Damned typos.

 

[det107]

I thought 2BB drew that up

It was a vegetable garden

Get that nausea feeling? It happens when you break a bone.

Bullshit!! I hear the bones snap & OUCH! but never got that nausea feeling-

 

[gladman]

holy shit. coulda been any of us! Glad you are 'okay' gonna be a pain in the ass, so do the PT.