***Fail***

[arse_sidewards]

Fake dot matrix printer feed holes?

Yeah basically. Shit reads them so it knows it's feeding or printing at the right speed, not askew, etc, etc.

 

[WaterH]

So I’m sitting here while my wife is frantically cleaning up the house,,,,,,,,,,,,,,before the maid gets here.

 

[Wades_76_cj7]

So I’m sitting here while my wife is frantically cleaning up the house,,,,,,,,,,,,,,before the maid gets here.

lol cant let the maid know you guys are dirty or something.


:not that you are but that's how women think.

 

[chaplinfj60]

my Nev mail in ballet that I did not ask for...

looks real to me.... lol

 

[DMG]

200k, 18 year old timing belt. Didnt technically fail but it was used up. Water pump was leaking too.

 

[Steve300xcw]

200k is a good run

 

[Projectjunkie]

200k, 18 year old timing belt. Didnt technically fail but it was used up. Water pump was leaking too.

What's it?

 

[roundhouse]

So I’m sitting here while my wife is frantically cleaning up the house,,,,,,,,,,,,,,before the maid gets here.

I do that too

But it’s so I can find my shit after the maid leaves .

learned my lesson

She doesn’t throw anything away but she’s really damn good at hiding it .

 

[Southernfriedcj8]

Fuckin' maid havin' ballers up in here.

 

[Southernfriedcj8]

Y'all cocksuckers have butlers too?

 

[ExWrench]

Y'all cocksuckers have butlers too?

 

[trampas]

I do that too

But it’s so I can find my shit after the maid leaves .

learned my lesson

She doesn’t throw anything away but she’s really damn good at hiding it .

Mom would do that so the maid wouldn't steal her jewelry. She ended up locking the door to the room where she kept it all.

 

[trampas]

Y'all cocksuckers have butlers too?

Nurses.

 

[Stuck]

Ours cleans. She doesnt red up.

 

[DMG]

What's it?

06 Tundra 4.7

 

[WaterH]

Mom would do that so the maid wouldn't steal her jewelry. She ended up locking the door to the room where she kept it all.

She already has that stuff locked up, but she needs to put up the xanex. Apparently, my blood pressure pills are safe on the night stand.

 

[animator]

Mom would do that so the maid wouldn't steal her jewelry. She ended up locking the door to the room where she kept it all.

I do this with my gun room. Door's closed and locked, and the cleaning lady's been told to not clean that room.

Sometimes I wonder what she thinks is in that room.

 

[Projectjunkie]

I do this with my gun room. Door's closed and locked, and the cleaning lady's been told to not clean that room.

Sometimes I wonder what she thinks is in that room.

Weird gay stuff

 

[Aisin]

Weird gay stuff

Yup. A rack full of rubber ducks and a 55 gallon drum of Anal Eze

 

[Southernfriedcj8]

I thought all you cucks were married? Why do you need an extra maid?

 

[M92PV4U]

I thought all you cucks were married? Why do you need an extra maid?

Why do you need two wing cars?

 

[animator]

Weird gay stuff

I seriously hope so. That stuff's in there too, so she wouldn't be wrong.

 

[Southernfriedcj8]

Why do you need two wing cars?

Two? I need 22.

 

[M92PV4U]

Two? I need 22.

Then there you go.

 

[roundhouse]

I thought all you cucks were married? Why do you need an extra maid?

Wife works 60 hours a week and earns 2x what I do . She wants someone to come one day every three weeks to scrub the place .

I think it’s a waste of money but go along with it to ensure domestic tranquility .

 

[trampas]

I do this with my gun room. Door's closed and locked, and the cleaning lady's been told to not clean that room.

Sometimes I wonder what she thinks is in that room.

Mom did it because jewelry went missing. She's still not sure if my step sister did it, or the maid. Step sister is banned from mom's computer room for life.

But she's fukn cute so...

 

[Drummer79]

Mom did it because jewelry went missing. She's still not sure if my step sister did it, or the maid. Step sister is banned from mom's computer room for life.

But she's fukn cute so...

maid, mom, or step sister? this is like the start of a porno plot. don't stop now

 

[trampas]

maid, mom, or step sister? this is like the start of a porno plot. don't stop now

Maid is a short mexi, mom is good looking, step sister is great looking.

edit; just for you the whole truth is i made a move on her when i was 25... she wasn't having any part of that. I never found out if she blabbed to her dad about it, who would of course tell my mom in a heartbeat.

 

[Southernfriedcj8]

Pics of mom and stepsister.

Make it fast so I can crank on off before my wife gets home.

 

[subybaja]

Maid is a short mexi, mom is good looking, step sister is great looking.

edit; just for you the whole truth is i made a move on her when i was 25... she wasn't having any part of that. I never found out if she blabbed to her dad about it, who would of course tell my mom in a heartbeat.

And still, no pics.