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I guess 6000 complaints is a lot, if one lives where there are only 10000 residents

Clarkson's article sparked near-immediate backlash from Brits, with more than 6,000 complaints being made to press regulator IPSO about the piece, according to the BBC.
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KarlVP said:
Has there been a legit article where someone says he was shitcanned or is it all heresy to drum up views for the new season?

He did MUCH worse on the old top gear.
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I follow grand tour and they posted an article about amazon and clarkson. Clarksons farm will go through season 3, and there will be 5 more GT specials. Essentially, amazon is just not renewing contracts with clarkson after they get more material to bank on. He's still doing who wants to be a millionaire and they aren't dropping him from that. Old top gear had way more complaints, they basically shit on everyone. People who are butthurt over his article are just cucking for h/m because they watched the Netflix documentary.
 
Found the column

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One day puppet Harry will tell the truth about Meghan, A Woman Talking B*****ks

WE all know in our heart of hearts that Harold Markle is a slightly dim but fun-loving chin who flew Apache helicopter gunships in Afghanistan and cavorted around Las Vegas hotel rooms with naked h…
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JEREMY CLARKSON

One day, Harold the glove puppet will tell the truth about A Woman Talking Bollocks​

WE all know in our heart of hearts that Harold Markle is a slightly dim but fun-loving chin who flew Apache helicopter gunships in Afghanistan and cavorted around Las Vegas hotel rooms with naked hookers.

But then along came Meghan, who obviously used some vivid bedroom promises to turn him into a warrior of woke.

And now it seems that she has her arm so far up his bottom, she can use her fingers to alter his facial expressions.

I actually feel rather sorry for him because today he’s just a glove puppet with no more control over what he says or does than Basil Brush.

Meghan, though, is a different story. I hate her.

Not like I hate Nicola Sturgeon or Rose West. I hate her on a cellular level.

At night, I’m unable to sleep as I lie there, grinding my teeth and dreaming of the day when she is made to parade naked through the streets of every town in Britain while the crowds chant, “Shame!" and throw lumps of excrement at her.

Everyone who’s my age thinks the same way.

But what makes me despair is that younger people, especially girls, think she’s pretty cool.

They think she was a prisoner of Buckingham Palace, forced to talk about nothing but embroidery and kittens.

That makes me even angrier. Can’t they see everything that’s happening is so very obviously pre-planned.

Leave the UK. Blame the royals. Do an interview with Oprah.

Get Basil Brush to write a book. Do a Netflix series — which should have been called A Woman, Talking Bollocks.

I can see it clearly. The studied pauses. The mock incredulity.

And the B-movie, soap-actress, quivery-voiced, more-in-sorrow-than-anger stories that are so obviously claptrap.

Do you really think she would have entertained a move to New Zealand? That’s 13 hours away from everything.

SLAVES AND EUNUCHS

The spotlight of fame she craves so desperately would have been a 40-watt bulb, and no one would have seen it.

Nah. She was always going to end up in California.

And I can tell you, with absolute certainty, what’s coming next.

Harold’s Spare book will be released.

Then she’ll do one called I Think I May Be God. And then she’ll have exhausted the whole royal thing — so will be off.

We will see Diana-style photographs of her, all on her own, outside the Taj Mahal.

And then she will be pictured gazing into the middle distance, on the back of a playboy’s superyacht and will marry a tech billionaire and they’ll have a child called something vomitty like Peace. Or Truth.

Or Love.

Harold, meanwhile, will be stuck in California with no friends, either there or here, no family to support him and an army of young girls who’ll believe Meghan’s story that the marriage break-up was all his fault because he’s, like, you know, sooooo a man.

And the Royal Family?

She’s going to damage them — be in no doubt about that.

Because one day soon, my generation will all be dead, and we will be replaced by a new bunch who are growing up believing that Charles and William and Co are bullies who are waited on hand and foot by slaves, eunuchs and spin doctors.

Unless, of course, when Meghan takes her hand out of the ginger glove puppet, he remembers who he is and gives us “the" truth.

Not hers.
 
Ha !

That’s great .

And also accurate .
Good for him . He’s the only person with the backbone to say what he’s thinking .
because anyone that wasn’t already independently wealthy can’t say anything that hurts liberals feelings anymore without losing their job or income

She married into THE richest family ever in the planets history , and still whines and complains .

Its not like she’s married to a truck driver and living in a trailer park , pregnant with her third child , wondering how she’s gonna pay next months electric bill .



I loved the old top gear , the grand tour just isn’t as funny somehow .
But Clarksons farm was very enjoyable to watch and I’m looking forward to season two .
 
New season is out, watching now.

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Going to bed through a few so far so well, Caleb definitely has a smalller role this season.
 
total newb said:
Hot damn. This far and away the best "reality" show.

Imagine how successful it woukd have been for the bbc if they just werent such a bunch of bitches
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It seems like his programs have the highest ratings I see on my amazon. Better than what I assume are much bigger budget productions. I guess we cant tell what the viewer numbers are like though.
 
Watched some of its last night. As funny as the first so far.
WTF would anyone put cattle anywhere without checking fencing. Or, put up appropriate cattle fencing.
 
Crash said:
Watched some of its last night. As funny as the first so far.
WTF would anyone put cattle anywhere without checking fencing. Or, put up appropriate cattle fencing.
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Drama :lmao:. That and to see Jeremy chase a herd of cows around for a hour or two.:lmao: When he is doing stuff like that you are never gonna know what’s gonna come out of his mouth.
 
I've grown pretty tired of Top Gear over the years. But Clarckson's Farm I found very entertaining. It's good that people see the regulatory BS those who create have to put up with.
 
Just binge watched the entire season this evening...so good!

No season 3 ever though right? Amazon has parted ways with them?
 
Season 2 is great, I just finished the last episode tonight. Man, fuck that council and their BS.

I think they already had season 3 filming but, I'm not in the know at amazon. Doubt they would throw away the film though, CF is a bonafide hit.
 
SomeGuy said:
Just binge watched the entire season this evening...so good!

No season 3 ever though right? Amazon has parted ways with them?
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Think they finished filming 3 but its not due to be released til next year.. no season 4 as of now..



Binge watched season 2... fantastic... Feel sorry for anyone dealing with that level of bureaucracy.
 
Crash said:
Watched some of its last night. As funny as the first so far.
WTF would anyone put cattle anywhere without checking fencing. Or, put up appropriate cattle fencing.
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In austria, we saw plenty of cattle on little lots with a rope for containment. Must be a euro thing.
 
one of the shows my kids love watching. and i like that.
a good show.

and the regulation crap needs to be put out there. people watch national news not local. i'm happy to be a local district water commissioner, and making changes. I fell into it because i smelled the bs.

i hate most people, but make the right change and its easy to make everyones life better, and people are not so horrible.
*some, allot are true pieces of shit
 
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