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gt1guy said:
What happens to organized religion when the .gov shows proof that aliens are 100% real?
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I don't see .gov doing that anytime soon. I mean, the Vatican has already out it out there that they're open to it
 
bunk said:
What a great sideshow for the elections. Next year is gonna be rad.
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So take advantage of it. Trump should commit to declassify everything UFO related. Hell, I'd consider voting for him if he did that
 
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gt1guy said:
What happens to organized religion when the .gov shows proof that aliens are 100% real?
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First of all, we have proof the earth is round yet people still people...

Second, if concrete evidence is presented that is undeniable, basically nothing will happen. The Bible people will treat the alien corpse as false satanic nonsense. The heathens will be in awe and the Christians will claim it just another sign that Jesus is about to come back any day now and zap all the Baptists up to heaven.
 
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.gov can't prove anything, they can only steal
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Even if they walk out with an alien they stole from a crash sight?:flipoff2:


45acp said:
First of all, we have proof the earth is round yet people still people...

Second, if concrete evidence is presented that is undeniable, basically nothing will happen. The Bible people will treat the alien corpse as false satanic nonsense. The heathens will be in awe and the Christians will claim it just another sign that Jesus is about to come back any day now and zap all the Baptists up to heaven.
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I think maybe 75% would be ok with it, the other 25% would loose their shit.
 
gt1guy said:
I think maybe 75% would be ok with it, the other 25% would loose their shit.
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My family and just about everyone in my area would fall under "lose their shit".

I do wonder if we finally have hard evidence that aliens are real... am I gonna finally be able to buy beer on Sunday? Or are the aliens going to be classified as some kind of trick by Satan and all of the sudden I'm going to be back in a dry county because the devil convinced us all aliens exist because people are all jacked up on alcohol?
 
45acp said:
First of all, we have proof the earth is round yet people still people...

Second, if concrete evidence is presented that is undeniable, basically nothing will happen. The Bible people will treat the alien corpse as false satanic nonsense. The heathens will be in awe and the Christians will claim it just another sign that Jesus is about to come back any day now and zap all the Baptists up to heaven.
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I’m a Christian.

I think it’s silly to give God absolute power and to think he created everything but also limit his power to earth. I have no problem with life on other planets. Doesn’t change anything for me.
 
TOMS97ZJ said:
I’m a Christian.

I think it’s silly to give God absolute power and to think he created everything but also limit his power to earth. I have no problem with life on other planets. Doesn’t change anything for me.
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This here.

To think that we know everything the heavens have to offer is to elevate ourselves to God. All we know is what has been revealed to us. The existence of aliens does not disprove the existence of God. Its rather naive to think it would.
 
bdkw1 said:
Sorry if repost, I don't have enough tin foil to read all this :flipoff2:

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I've watched a couple of podcasts where he's been interviewed and shit is either way weirder than I would think or he's bat shit crazy
 
Lol.

CIA guy: hey everybody, I've done nothing but lie for 35 years in professional service for an out of control branch of the government. But I'm super not lying now. No way
 
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Texas97 said:
Lol.

CIA guy: hey everybody, I've done nothing but lie for 35 years in professional service for an out of control branch of the government. But I'm super not lying now. No way
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But he pinky swore he was telling the truth now!
 
What a fucking maroon. Intelligent life on other planets certainly exists. In no way would their supposed "DNA" be able to mesh with ours. To travel across the galaxy to our infinitely tiny spec of a planet would mean they're not carbon based creatures. It's not possible even in theory.
 
Deuce 40s said:
What a fucking maroon. Intelligent life on other planets certainly exists. In no way would their supposed "DNA" be able to mesh with ours. To travel across the galaxy to our infinitely tiny spec of a planet would mean they're not carbon based creatures. It's not possible even in theory.
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You ever see the movie "Event Horizon"? Maybe the grey people can fold space/time.
 
gt1guy said:
What happens to organized religion when the .gov shows proof that aliens are 100% real?
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Southpark has a great explanation of what would happen if aliens are 100% real.

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Starvin' Marvin in Space

For other uses, see Starvin' Marvin (Disambiguation). "Starvin' Marvin in Space" is the thirteenth episode of Season Three, and the 44th overall episode of South Park. It originally aired on November 17, 1999. Starvin' Marvin returns to South Park with an alien spaceship and enlists Cartman...
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Plot​

Inside its spaceship, an alien Marklar is preparing to land. It does after which it encounters lions that kill it.

In a mission nearby, young Ethiopian boy Starvin' Marvin is asked by Sister Hollis to read a passage from the Bible as he and his fellow starving Ethiopians are made to worship Jesus Christ, follow the Bible, and take Christian names under the false promise of food. He walks out and heads towards a crowd who stare over a mountain ridge at the lion that killed Marklar's spacecraft. Starvin' Marvin heads towards it and enters, accidentally launching it. After Starvin' Marvin's activity is discovered by the FBI, they decide to contact four American boys who had encountered him before. At school, two CIA agents tell Mr. Garrison that they need to speak to the boys.

After being tortured (by having to listen to balloons being scraped) Cartman finally explains who Starvin' Marvin is. Starvin' Marvin soon encounters the boys when his craft crashes into Cartman's house. They are then taken into space when the craft jumps into a wormhole and winds up on the planet Marklar. When they return, the CIA agents are waiting. The boys (except Kenny) manage to get back in the craft along with Starvin' Marvin and go back towards the planet Marklar in order to colonize it as a new home for the starving Ethiopians. The CIA manages to bribe Sally Struthers (who is now a Hutt) with Kenny's body. The Christian missionaries then realize they can spread the word of Christ to the planet Marklar.

Pursued by the CIA and missionaries, the boys have to figure out a solution. Cartman manages to convince Sally Struthers to leave them alone and to help stop the missionaries by appealing to her by saying that they're trying to be like her and simply helping these people. Using a cable channel to raise funds the missionaries are able to raise enough money for a starship, replacement engine, and a device to escape from Struthers's tractor beam.

On Marklar, the boys cannot convince the Marklars to let the Ethiopians stay due to the fact they cannot adjust to Marklar linguistics since the language refers to everyone, everywhere and everything as Marklar. Kyle manages to speak Marklar by giving his usual big speech but replacing every word with 'marklar' and the Ethiopians and Starvin' Marvin are allowed to stay. Meanwhile, the missionaries and CIA are dragged away. The boys make an empty promise that they will return to which Cartman says "when Jesse Jackson is President..."
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Deuce 40s said:
What a fucking maroon. Intelligent life on other planets certainly exists. In no way would their supposed "DNA" be able to mesh with ours. To travel across the galaxy to our infinitely tiny spec of a planet would mean they're not carbon based creatures. It's not possible even in theory.
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I'm not at all certain that life has to be carbon based. I understand why our search for extraterrestrial life revolves around looking for life similar to that on Earth simply because we know that formula works but we're working with a sample size of one. It's be like going down to the beach and scooping up a teaspoon full of ocean water, studying it, and coming away concluding that you understand the ocean and the life it contains.
 
Deuce 40s said:
What a fucking maroon. Intelligent life on other planets certainly exists. In no way would their supposed "DNA" be able to mesh with ours. To travel across the galaxy to our infinitely tiny spec of a planet would mean they're not carbon based creatures. It's not possible even in theory.
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In theory there's no difference between theory and practice.

In practice, there is.
 
east_beast said:
I'm not at all certain that life has to be carbon based. I understand why our search for extraterrestrial life revolves around looking for life similar to that on Earth simply because we know that formula works but we're working with a sample size of one. It's be like going down to the beach and scooping up a teaspoon full of ocean water, studying it, and coming away concluding that you understand the ocean and the life it contains.
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That's not what I'm saying. Life definitely should be based on non-carbon things elsewhere. I think the only way we could theoretically be physically contacted is by aliens who aren't carbon based.

It's for that reason that they couldn't intertwine their DNA with ours. It wouldn't work.
 
Deuce 40s said:
That's not what I'm saying. Life definitely should be based on non-carbon things elsewhere. I think the only way we could theoretically be physically contacted is by aliens who aren't carbon based.
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When was the last time you tried to make contact with an ant colony?

Both carbon based.
 
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