Win!

[Mountain-Dweller]

^ 486 of course

 

[DMG]

My retired neighbor pushed his lawn tractor to my shop because the drive belt broke and he couldn’t figure it out. I put a new one on free of charge and tested it by mowing a large dick and balls in the foot hight grass of the little field next door. Then I left his tractor parked there until he picks it up so everybody knows he did it.

 

[Firstram]

 

[TheLivingBubba]

 

[Sceep]

i think I broke my ribs again just watching that video. OOWWW.

 

[Motorcharge]

Nothing brings me more joy than watching road cyclists get hurt.

 

[Steve300xcw]

thank you for posting that

 

[nahmus]

anybody else have benny hill music playing in their head while watching that?

 

[Penetrode Offroad]

Nothing brings me more joy than watching road cyclists get hurt.

My buddy's dad was coming down a hill in Seattle and made a right turn. Cyclist was hauling ass in the bike lane and didnt see him/apply the brakes. Fucking creamed the door. His dad was laughing his ass off.

 

[Arps]

My town has a very nice bike path that runs through all the main areas. The town maintains them paths even in the winter yet those dickheads still ride in the road and take a whole lane.

 

[SomeGuyFromOlympia]

Nothing brings me more joy than watching road cyclists get hurt.

that last guy is always my favorite

 

[Penetrode Offroad]

that last guy is always my favorite

"Red rover red rover send Mr. Lance Armstrong right over!"

 

[DMG]

How do they not see the gate?

 

[Firstram]

How do they not see the gate?

Punishment for the thousands of people inconvenienced by their actions over the years?


Could be all that cum in their eyes!


Does it really matter?


Hearing some of them laying on the ground gasping for breath is satisfying enough for me

 

[SomeGuyFromOlympia]

How do they not see the gate?

ever meet a biker?
the world gets out of their way, just ask them

 

[Mr.Ratbastard]

How do they not see the gate?

The road bike guy says the gate should not be there therefore it isn't and he will ride where he is legally allowed to ride how he wants to ride despite the reality of the situation. So kindly fuck off. Now someone please buy that man one fruity, taste like fresh cut grass craft beer.

 

[Icono]

Might need some CC to understand.

 

[Steve300xcw]

wtf was that?

 

[ExWrench]

The road bike guy says the gate should not be there therefore it isn't and he will ride where he is legally allowed to ride how he wants to ride despite the reality of the situation.

. . . and if those grape smugglers had smacked a vehicle, they would've 100% blamed the driver

. . . so their entitlement and hubris are extra-tasty when they collide with an inanimate object

 

[Sceep]

 

[Icono]

What was the over/under for Sceep being a catcher for 486?

 

[TheLivingBubba]

This shit just brightens my day.

 

[ExWrench]

This shit just brightens my day.

To be fair to the grape smuggler, soaking wet rim brakes need half a block to dry off & be worth a fawk.

 

[SomeGuyFromOlympia]

To be fair to the grape smuggler, soaking wet rim brakes need half a block to dry off & be worth a fawk.

I will take Target Fixation for 1000 Alex

 

[Sceep]

I will take Target Fixation for 1000 Alex

She wasn't that good looking.

 

[eraser5]

She wasn't that good looking.

So why were you fixating on her?

 

[SomeGuyFromOlympia]

She wasn't that good looking.

He wasn't even looking at anything but that tree
you go where you look

you can see the point where he gave up and just accepted it

 

[clodhopper]

 

[Firstram]

That’s some steady camera work

 

[Ksand]