Stupid shit we see thread

[[486]]

I will say a surgical or cloth mask is damn handy to have on you if you have to shit in a public bathroom, works great when someone is blowing up the stall next to you.

you soak them in mentholatum or what?
they don't do shit for stink, the acid gas p100 ones do, but they're pretty much just breathing through a box of baking soda

 

[Norm]

I had a doctor appointment the other day in part of the hospital, they are still requiring masks. Doc comes in without a mask, I ditched mine. Not really enforced I guess. Kinda tarded at this point.

 

[[486]]

They have their nose out

it does the perfectly reasonable job of catching of the bits of spit that fly out when you're talking but doesn't impede breathing
because it isn't really filtering anything, and you aren't getting flying particulate outta your nose, so...

 

[45acp]

you soak them in mentholatum or what?
they don't do shit for stink, the acid gas p100 ones do, but they're pretty much just breathing through a box of baking soda

SWAG-

The mask has you re-smelling your own expelled lung contents. So instead of breathing in and getting 100% bathroom smell, you're getting like 75% bathroom smell and 25% what was in you smell. It dilutes the public restroom scent down to a more tolerable level.

 

[SomeGuyFromOlympia]

It takes everything I have to not ask those people if they are retarded. It gets harder and harder not to every day......

my daughter says they are like sand dune flags for Democrat's
makes them easy to spot and stay away from

 

[Slander]

you soak them in mentholatum or what?
they don't do shit for stink, the acid gas p100 ones do, but they're pretty much just breathing through a box of baking soda

SWAG-

The mask has you re-smelling your own expelled lung contents. So instead of breathing in and getting 100% bathroom smell, you're getting like 75% bathroom smell and 25% what was in you smell. It dilutes the public restroom scent down to a more tolerable level.

This. Never said it smelt like roses but takes the edge off the shit smell down to an acceptable level.

 

[DRTDEVL]

I will say a surgical or cloth mask is damn handy to have on you if you have to shit in a public bathroom, works great when someone is blowing up the stall next to you.

I was gonna ask the same:

you soak them in mentholatum or what?

I mean, are you afraid of shit chunks bouncing off the bowl, flying up through his legs and hitting you in the mouth? You giving him a blumpkin, or somethin'?

 

[Slander]

I was gonna ask the same:

I mean, are you afraid of shit chunks bouncing off the bowl, flying up through his legs and hitting you in the mouth? You giving him a blumpkin, or somethin'?

Fucking reta...... (Looks at locations next to name). That explains everything

 

[DRTDEVL]

Fucking reta...... (Looks at locations next to name). That explains everything

I see you didn't answer the question... no shame in it. I'm sure @[486] would tell you if he was giving a guy a blumpkin.

 

[Slander]

I see you didn't answer the question... no shame in it. I'm sure @[486] would tell you if he was giving a guy a blumpkin.

I find it odd that someone mentions a public bathroom stall and your mind goes to giving a dude a blumpkin, explain that!

 

[Aggie06]

Saw this today at the grocery store.

 

[Sceep]

Saw this today at the grocery store.

I'd prolly try it. Not because of pumpkin spice bullshit but because it might actually be pretty good. I'm thinking like thanksgiving ham stuck with a million cloves yumminess.

 

[Unka-Boo]

Saw this today at the grocery store.

Wait....pumpkin spiced bacon....

 

[Firdaddy]

Anyone interested in a potato?

 

[DRTDEVL]

I find it odd that someone mentions a public bathroom stall and your mind goes to giving a dude a blumpkin, explain that!

That's the only way a shit particle big enough to be stopped by a mask could get close enough to your face.

 

[ExWrench]

That's the only way a shit particle big enough to be stopped by a mask could get close enough to your face.

Using standard restroom etiquette, sure . . .

 

[Slander]

DRTDEVL understanding of how the olfactory system works

 

[Steve300xcw]

 

[Jwredneck]

 

[PAToyota]

and I only noticed this on the picture but what the hell has happened to the B pillar cover, chewed on? Car been broken into 50 times?

People pushing things up against the car while they fumble with their keys to unlock the door. Had a girlfriend who did that and her B-pillar looked like that.

 

[Clb]

Finally
Truth in advertising
Gladiator version

 

[[486]]

you might think I'm joking but inflatable pool toys are a surprisingly large fetish community

 

[ExWrench]

Gladiator version

Except without the pickup bed. You wanna wrangle a second guess?

 

[Clb]

Same assend, so
No

 

[ExWrench]

Same assend,

. . . except for all the sheet metal and tailgate hinges, yeah

 

[yozsi]

Give him a break, his leaf blower broke.

 

[yozsi]

Using standard restroom etiquette, sure . . .

Dunno why butt this shit makes me laugh uncontrollably

 

[rockmup]

Not that it matters much nowadays but I had to take my wife around to various medical places. At none of them did they let her in with the society approved mask, they stopped her at the door and gave her one that worked. They may still do that, I don't go with any longer. They seem to forget that health care is still a business and I can't handle their full disregard for any common courtesies.

I had my shoulder replaced 3 weeks ago, not a mask to be seen.

 

[ExWrench]

Dunno why butt this shit makes me laugh uncontrollably

My guess= it's the the most logical explanation for some of the alien slaughter scenes you see in public shitters. And that doesn't make it any better

 

[Grnjp92]

Fucking hippies