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So I like to smoke inside

Smoker stink like cigarettes,they just can't smell themselves.
I grew up sitting in the back of a station wagon catching ashes in a smoke filled car.
When I first went in the Navy smoking was allowed in the aircraft and shop, the equipment was always gummed up with tar and dust and in the shop all the benches had burn mark in them from putting cigarettes on the edge and burning back.
After navy serviced CPAPS for a while many came in all tared up and stinking up the shop, pretty much had to trash most of it,if you missed something and put it on the run rack it stunk up the shop and you had to find the stinky one out of a hundred or so in the run rack.

And the world is not you fucking ash tray :flipoff2:
 
M92PV4U said:
We flipped my mom's cigarettes over in the pack one night, she was almost as mad as she was when we put cigarette loads in them :laughing:.
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Lol, thought never crossed my mind. cigs have always grossed me out so I never touched them

I think the worst I ever did wasn't even malicious, I saw their alarm clock was off by 10 minutes so I reset it to the right time. Turned out Dad had it set that way on purpose so he wouldn't be late for work (whatever logic that is anyways). That... Didn't work out well for me.
 
One of my good friends dads place barely smelled like cigarettes at all and everyone in the house including most of our group of friends smoked inside too. He had a kick ass central air system and charcoal filters. Every other house that gets smoked in stinks like an ashtrays asshole.
 
I remember when i was a kid my mom was an alcoholic and would chain smoke over the sink in the kitchen, looking into the yard. When she moved out, he took a putty knife to probably an 1/8” of tar on the ceiling and surrounding cabinets.
 
Ummduh said:
Lol, thought never crossed my mind. cigs have always grossed me out so I never touched them

I think the worst I ever did wasn't even malicious, I saw their alarm clock was off by 10 minutes so I reset it to the right time. Turned out Dad had it set that way on purpose so he wouldn't be late for work (whatever logic that is anyways). That... Didn't work out well for me.
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I loosened the lid on the salt shaker, I didn't get to eat dinner for a week :homer:.
 
When I was a kid my dad and stepmom smoked in the house and car and every where. In 97 my dad bought a brand new powerstroke. It was his first new vehicle so they both quit smoking in what seemed like a short amount of time. They still dont smoke.

My dad didnt like being around smoke after that but liked eating at the last place around here that still allowed smoking in the restaurant. It was called Town and Country. Inside they had some special ceiling fans that got rid of the smoke and smell. They did not have blades they were about 24” around and 4” thick and kind of had vains or ducts built into them. I dont know how to explain it.
 
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Like this. Called a smoke eater fan.
 
Ransil said:
Smokers can't taste their food and salt the shit out of it, first thing my parents did was to grab the salt shaker before tasting the food.
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It was my dad, he hadn't smoked in like 8 years at the time, he was fucking pissed. Luckily I was at my mom's house and he had time to cool off:laughing:.
 
Mum sold the house I grew up in about 20 years ago. They're probably still trying to get the smell out.

I never spent much time inside the house as a kid because the air was blue in there. :laughing:

My dad always said he'd quit smoking when he stopped enjoying it. As it turns out he ended up quitting breathing on the same day, it's quite the risky hobby. :smokin:
 
M92PV4U said:
We flipped my mom's cigarettes over in the pack one night, she was almost as mad as she was when we put cigarette loads in them :laughing:.
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Instructor in college was a retired submariner,he said near the end of a tour the smokers would strt conting how msny they hsd left and would lay the next one out, the othter guys wound sneak around and give it a sprut from an O2 bottle
 
My mother has nicotine running from the ceiling to the baseboard behind her recliner in the living room. I do not visit her much when I go home. Cigarette smokers are fucking disgusting. The good thing is lots of them die early from cancer and other related issues.
 
smurfblue40 said:
I smoked for a few years while in the Army, and right up until my youngest was born. I never smoked in the house, and never in the car/truck.

One day after Mrs came home with the girls from a “Well baby check”, I went out back for a smoke. Our oldest (3 at the time) followed me outside in a light rain and said, “Can you quit those so you don’t die?”.

Was she coached? Maybe, but it hit me hard enough to quit right then. Nicotine patches kept me from going postal for about a week, then I was done. I hate the smell of cigarettes now :barf:
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I've noticed in a lifetimes education, that there are two kinds of reformed smokers...

Those rabid, can't stand it ones.
And
The ones that need a rosery at hand when they smell smoke...:flipoff2:
I personally ' can go years without, then buy a pac and it'll be stale before I toss it.

Or burn a half pack a day.
 
I smoke when I drink, which isn't a lot these days but even when it was I never really noticed the cig smoke the next day. But then again the there's not much in my apartment to pick up the smoke smell. No carpet, no couch, only chair is pleather.

Cigars are another story altogether. Even smoking the little ones that don't last long I can smell it inside for days even if I open a window and turn fans on.
 
Cigs can be quite euphoric. Especially when the nicotine hits you after a long abstinence period. I bought a pack a couple weeks ago when my car broke down and I rolled into a convenience store parking lot waiting for the tow truck. Broke like 4 months of abstaining. That first cig was awesome, which was really the only one I wanted. But it's like $18 a pack here so that was a stupid decision. :homer:
 
the conservative atheist said:
Cigs can be quite euphoric. Especially when the nicotine hits you after a long abstinence period. I bought a pack a couple weeks ago when my car broke down and I rolled into a convenience store parking lot waiting for the tow truck. Broke like 4 months of abstaining. That first cig was awesome, which was really the only one I wanted. But it's like $18 a pack here so that was a stupid decision. :homer:
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wish they still had the little 4-packs

I'll bum one every few months, plenty for me
 
Dad smokes and has always since I can recall. Mom made him smoke in the attached 3 car garage where he'd post up in a lawn chair and read. Probably for the best with him as when they were around each other they'd fight. I cannot smell anything in the garage other than oils and shit like that.

Side note, I always like watching the cigarette get lit and loved the initial smell. Never liked the smell a few seconds in.
 
bigun said:
when he was in the Navy dad got tired of guys bumming cigerettes so he started carrying a sack of tobbaco and rolling papers to hand them
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When I was on my first deployment I bummed out more cigarettes than I smoked. I switched to Camel nonfilters and solved that issue. $7.50 a carton :smokin:
 
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