Motorcharge
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Super loosely related story:All I needed was my swiss army knife with the phillips screwdriver on it to take the case apart. Having one of those in school now and you would probably get sent to federal pound-me-in-the-ass penitentiary.
Was very into this blonde girl in high school. Not normally my thing, but she was cool and smoking hot. 10th grade English was ended up seated next to each other and really hit it off. Teacher was a total moron, boring as hell and kind of a ****. Girl and I are talking one day and no warning teacher just sends her ass to the office. School officer decides to search her and dumps her entire backpack out. There's a tiny Swiss army knife keychain buried in the bottom. Knife on this thing is like maybe 1/2 inch. They fucking expel her over it and I never see her again until my early 20s. Worked out later and found out what happened.
I'm fucking pissed about getting forever cock blocked by this teacher in the absolute dumbest way though. Spent the rest of the year making that teachers life hell pranking her. Lunch was in the middle of that period. I'd bring back ketchup packets and twist them and either throw them under her feet when she wasn't looking or put them under her chair wheels. Also spent the year throwing them over her head so they'd explode on the wall. Would also get gummy bears out the vending machine, get them wet and throw them at her or the wall so they'd stick. By the end of that year the top of the wall had ketchup and funny bears all over it and she was so stupid she never noticed. Whole class was in on it too because everyone hated her. Never got ratted out and she never knew who was fucking with her that whole year.