Oreos suck now?

[Thefishguy77]

Is there cigarette boats full of these coming across Lake Superior?

More like coming down from Vancouver. Just a few miles away from Superior...

 

[evernoob]

Mmmmm sitting here eating my Canadian Oreos with my Canadian milk.

Just thought about this thread as I enjoy some delicious Canadian Oreos.

Fucking delicious.

I don't believe that they are like old Oreos until I see a video of them being floated in a mug of milk, then fished out just before they sink and squeezed so I can verify the integrity. That or I'm going to source some Canadian oreos.

Until then it's going to be like Canadian beer: Just as bad or worse than the American version, but Canadians claiming it's better.

This should be easily verifiable, just like those My Pillow towels, you could use American Oreos as tiles to line your pool. They are hydrophobic.

 

[Lawless]

I don't believe that they are like old Oreos until I see a video of them being floated in a mug of milk, then fished out just before they sink and squeezed so I can verify the integrity. That or I'm going to source some Canadian oreos.

I dunk mine in milk until saturation and they don't break up when I pull them out, nice firm texture upon eating, also like at least 7 or 8 different flavors on the shelf. Cinnamon bun is quite tasty.

Until then it's going to be like Canadian beer: Just as bad or worse than the American version, but Canadians claiming it's better.

I don't know why but it's still said up here, for some reason a lot of people think all US beer is 3% .vs our 5%. There is definitely a taste difference on a brand to brand comparison as let's say Budweiser is licensed here to one of the big breweries and ends up tasting much like their main brand.

This should be easily verifiable, just like those My Pillow towels, you could use American Oreos as tiles to line your pool. They are hydrophobic.

Most everything that the US and Canuckistan share are different between countries, Nutter Butters here suck, Cheezits suck, Fig Newtons are not even close. Candy bars totally different, Cereal different, Soup different, even fast food is different and to my taste not much of anything is better than the US version.

Friends think we are fucking crazy when we will return from a trip to the US with thousands of dollars worth of groceries. we do that for two reasons, most of it is cheaper and it just flat out tastes better.

 

[evernoob]

I dunk mine in milk until saturation and they don't break up when I pull them out, nice firm texture upon eating, also like at least 7 or 8 different flavors on the shelf. Cinnamon bun is quite tasty.

Ok then, that's not old-school Oreos.

Old-school Oreos will just have the filling holding them together after they're dunked. The cookie almost completely dissolves. That's why the float test was the best way to judge, when they just sink is the precise point when the cookie is saturated, but not about to just fall off the filling.

American Oreos today behave exactly as you describe. They maintain their integrity no matter how long you soak them. They have a gritty feel and that grit never goes away.

That is literal Food Science so that they can mix them into pre-frozen ice cream, and they use the scraps from the cookie process to fill the addition products.

To be sure, Labatt Blue is a great drinking beer, it's not a craft beer it's meant to be drunk over an afternoon on a weekend, and you don't get all fucked up.

Most American beer is not 3.2 beer, that's only a few States. Busch Light, my preferred basement beer, is 4.1 ABV, the highest ABV/calorie ratio of the major easily-available beers. American Labatt's Blue is 5%, so you can swill w/o getting blackout drunk and you don't have to keep track.

Molson is a bit lower-quality in the States than PBR, in that it's not very consistent, while PBR is exactly the same coast to coast. Molson is 5%, PBR is 4.74% ABV.

Modern Canadian craft brews can be exactly as quality as any in the States, so there is no reason to suspect they suck, there are probably hundreds if not thousands of great Canadian crafts, just that the US will always have more breweries. The US is absolutely lousy with craft breweries right now.

As far as variety, the US is inexplicably low-tier when it comes to alternative flavorings. I haven't seen a Kit Kat that's not a Kit Kat in ages, meanwhile Japan has like 30 flavors of them.

However this is made up for in the fact that our food is perhaps the cheapest price/income ratio on the planet, thus leading to my obesity and the fatness of our nation in general.

 

[trampas]

Hydrophobic Oreos...

You fkrs need to try eating food. Real, food.

 

[evernoob]

Hydrophobic Oreos...

You fkrs need to try eating food. Real, food.

I haven't eaten Oreos in years. I cook for myself.

Health Food snobbery is a sign of bad character. What they try to do is score points on people by paying more for the same products, in a debate that is wholly internal. That can be summarized as Mental Masturbation. Masturbation makes your hair fall out and shrinks your balls.

Now fuck off back to trimming your hairy palms.