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Sage advice, right there. Nice one Kurt!
Two Cali fellationists, which will come first?
"I pity the Fool!"
Sage advice, right there. Nice one Kurt!
Believe what you want. But people make snap judgements all the time based on body language.
If you have a field of candidates for a position, all with similar qualifications, I would wager that you are going with the one that you just have the best "gut" feeling with.
And if you disagree that having a genuine smile does not win people over and make them more open to you, you are clueless.
Two Cali fellationists, which will come first?
"I pity the Fool!"
Believe what you want. But people make snap judgements all the time based on body language.
If you have a field of candidates for a position, all with similar qualifications, I would wager that you are going with the one that you just have the best "gut" feeling with.
And if you disagree that having a genuine smile does not win people over and make them more open to you, you are clueless.
Well they are definitely going to know about my hobby (it has good traits like self motivation, work ethic, and problem solving) and my travel habits for sure.I gotta say..laugh. I got one job because I laughed and was at ease during the interview. They literally told me that after getting the job. If you are at ease it shows.
Also, you might want to let them know that you expect half the year in vacation time to spend at sand hollow like you do now!
I hire people a good bit. Most important for me:
- They have a general understanding of what we do, where we work etc. General shit you find on our website, linkedin, etc.
- They have a reason why they want to work for us other than just needing a job. Like I saw you guys built x project, that looks cool as hell.
- That they will fit in and not be an issue, not bitching about other employers, not being a know it all, being humble but still confident. I call this the beer test. Would this person be alright to grab a beer with after work? If the answer is no, then spending 8 to 12 hours a day around them might not be the best. The way I see it is, I can teach them what I need them to do but I can’t teach them to be someone that will fit in with the crew.
- I always want them to have some questions about the position and company to show me they have thought about it. These questions should be about the work and position, not $$, hours, benefits, etc. If the interview goes right, I always talk this stuff at the end.
- Accountability is big for me. I always want the know what your biggest fuckup was and how you handled it.
I'm going to assume you actually want the job and are super serious about interviewing well.
Lots of good info here. While the funny shit is funny, professionalism rules.
Prepare a list of your best qualities. Literally write these down on a pad of paper. Oh yeah, get a legal pad and write all this down
1. Greatest professional achievements. I have 5 in here. Figure out what you will say and prepare a 30-45 second response.
2. Weaknesses. This is bullshit but they might ask you. Think about it. I have "can concentrate too much on small projects". "Put off paperwork". "Too honest with customers". "Too down-to-business". "Organization"
3. Describe current position. Your title and like, 4-5 key tasks you do
4. Try to figure out their "culture" and how you'd fit. My current employee really focuses on being a family company and customer service. So I played into that. My last company was all sales. Once again, played into that.
When answering a question, your responses should not be longer than 1 minute. Beyond that, you sound like you are rambling. If you are explaining something complicated, at the end ask, "Does that answer your question"? About one out of every five interviews I've done, that has expanded the conversation.
I write down WHEN my interview is and with who. Also I do research on the company. When they started. Where they started. What they do. All high level shit. Have that written out.
Have a hard copy of your resume and mark it up with any talking points you need. Also go ahead and write down WHY you left a company. If it was a temp job, say it was a "1099 position".
Have a list of questions for them. Asking them about the organizational structure, what the company will look like in 18 months. Any expansions. Current employee longevity (aka turnover).
Whatever salary you are making now, add $10k onto that (assuming you are making less than $100k). They *should* at least counter you with 10% on top of that. Now you've made some money easy. My first job I was making $40k/yr. Next interview, I said I was making $50k. They offered me $62k. Boom just got a +50% pay jump. Don't forget to include your vacation days. Add a few in there also on that. I screwed myself at my new company not negotiating in my old vacation days (went from like, 24 down to 10, whomp whomp but I was super hurting for a job and I got a pay bump so its all good).
Expect a 1 hour conversation. So settle in. Go walk/play with the animals beforehand and get them all tired out so they aren't interrupting. Look professional. Get a hair cut if needed. Shave. Nice shirt, tie, jacket. YES PANTS.
If they ask you a question and you are stumped. Its ok to take a few moments to think. If you are super stumped, try to ask them a follow up question asking for details. I had that happen once and I literally asked follow up questions for like, 45 minutes. The guy was one of those "I'm a straight shooter gonna ask you super specific questions about something you know nothing about and its a super difficult situation and its the first question I ask". Also if you have those guys, they are usually pretty damn worthless so that is an issue.
Pay cuts = no-go. Every company that I've talked to who wanted me to take a pay cut had some bullshit "well we have this". No I don't care your grandchildren come to the office to hang out. I'm not taking a $15k pay cut for that.
All this prep work sucks ass and takes a few hours. But keep it all and next time it'll be easy to update.
Oh so if you give a damn, see attached an interview prep sheet. This is actually super helpful.
Show your true self.
I interviewed a person who his Zoom back ground was the bridge from Star trek, it made me laugh and him memorable.
Honestly, when I pick people, I pick people who I think will be a good fit to work with my team.
BUT did it get him hired? I do agree in that making yourself memorable is important. That guy had some guts, LOL
Sounds like I will be using “Teams” for this interview.
I have a “Teams” meeting with the Talent Acquisition person tomorrow, for what I believe to be a trial run.
Both.Is the headhunter part of the organization you're interviewing with or separate? If separate they should be the one preparing you for the interview.
Have a copy of your resume and a copy of the job description printed out in front of you. Read both several times just before the interview.
Have a few questions ready, something organizational and something positional.
Put on pants.
Test your mic sensitivity camera angle/view prior so you know where the sweet spots are.
Both.
Two people inside the department made mention of the opening well before it was ever made public. I talk with one of those two at least three times a week about the job and what I can do to make myself a better candidate. Not sure if either will be on the interview panel.
The department manager reached out to me via email the day of the opening, letting me know of its availability. He will definitely be part of the interview panel.
This department has had multiple interactions with me before as a contractor, and supposedly I have a positive reputation inside the department. I am quite sure that I have met most if not all of the interviewers before.
But I don’t like “sure things”. I still need to be prepared on how to deal with a online interview in my opinion.
Sounds like I will be using “Teams” for this interview.
I have a “Teams” meeting with the Talent Acquisition person tomorrow, for what I believe to be a trial run.
Thanks.Nice. Good luck!