Yeah, don't fap. I think that might be frowned upon. But these days, who knows?
Ok, seriously, business time. Consider your background. No, this is not the time to show off anything in your house that you think is cool. No deer mount in the background, no fancy bullshit, no confederate flag, please. Just something boring. You don't want them distracted by anything behind you. So you could do the easiest thing and have nothing but a plain boring wall behind you. Another option is to do what most of the pricks on tv do these days, and intentionally have books behind them. Because if you have books, then maybe you are smart? I don't know. Maybe it's like wearing a NASA shirt yet not knowing what NASA stands for? Whatever. If you decide to go with books, flip that Anarchist Cookbook around first, because that would likely be frowned upon as well. I joke, but the point is to flip around all books about guns, like Cartridges of the World, etc. Just play it safe and having a boring, empty wall behind you.
And pants. Wear pants. You never know if an earthquake hits or a fire or anything that makes you stand up. You don't want them to see your 6 year old underwear with holes in it.