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The last knight makes his stand​

The story of Josef Mencik before the war is fairly fascinating. However, it’s his actions during the war that more or less immortalized him in history. In 1938 Nazi Germany invaded Czechoslovakia to seize Sudetenland. It justified this early act of aggression by claiming that Czechoslovakia was murdering the Sudeten Germans.

As the German armored column moved across the border to Czechoslovakia it expected to meet little resistance. But someone was waiting for them: it wasn’t a matching armored column but a man on horseback, in full medieval armor, carrying a sword and halberd. This created confused the Germans and caused them to pause momentarily. The man was Josef Mencik.

A quick burst from a machine gun or shot from a rifle would’ve removed the man, but the Germans didn’t harm him. Instead, they continued forward. The story has it that they tapped their heads and assumed he was crazy. (In all fairness, if you’re dressed as a medieval knight and stood up to an armored column, you can’t be all there.)

Mencik dodged the column and it moved on. Just because his country would capitulate to Germany doesn’t mean he had to. Sadly, one man on horseback couldn’t stop the Nazis, but he certainly showed up for a cause he felt was righteous.

Was the man completely crazy or massively courageous? A modern Don Quixote?

How does one become a knight on horseback opposing the Nazi war machine? Well, sometimes you just stumble into things. Josef Mencik was descended from a small noble family dating back to the Holy Roman Empire. In 1911 he purchased a castle called Dobrs, which dates back to the 14th century.

Dobrs castle had been hit heavily by storms, and a fire had destroyed a great deal of it just before when Josef Mencik purchased it. Mencik loved history and he began to restore the building back to its former glory.

Over time he began gathering antiques and curiosities to display. He and his family lived without modern conveniences like electricity and used torches and candles for lights. He reportedly lived life as a chivalrous man and, while odd, was embraced by his community.

His castle acted as a living museum for the town’s children, and he was an expert on Bohemian history and happily educated those who were curious about the matter. He exemplified living history and was seemingly part educator and part performer. But as it turned out, his performance didn’t end when the class ended.

Was he a Don Quixote?​

Don Quixote and Sancho Panza painting by Cesare Detti
Cesare Detti’s “Don Quixote and Sancho Panza”
Josef Mencik is often called the Czech Don Quixote, but I don’t think that is a fair comparison. Quixote believed his stories and ridiculousness. Mencik seemed to be fully aware that he wasn’t really a knight. I think Josef wanted to be a knight and exemplify the characteristics of one, so when invaders stormed his country, he saw an opportunity to do so.

I doubt he believed he could stop the Germans, but I think he did it because it was the knightly thing to do. He never profited off his life as the last knight. After WWII, his castle was nationalized by the communist government, and he died two days later in his son’s home in 1945.

Josef Mencik, the last knight, seemingly lived the life he wanted to and can certainly be a testament to living your dream.

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Yeah, we did them due to the threats that any damage to the covers we would have to pay for. Not sure I ever knew of anyone having to pay unless they lost the book completely and I'm betting you could talk your way out of that also.

I did know of a couple people who couldnt walk at graduation due to unpaid library fines :lmao:
Meh bluff
I was told that if I did not give a Senior picture that I wasn't going to graduate
I wasn't giving them one, I guess my Mom came in and gave them one, I was pissed
I did end up with detention on graduation day with more threats from the principal
I just looked at him and told him to think good and hard about what he is threatening. You want to deal with me for another year without needing to earn a credit??? A year with nothing but time on my hands??

I got my walking papers and they can fuck off :laughing:

Same guy told me not to run down the isle either, but beings he said that I did anyway
 
Another meme from the Nazi thread moved here so words can go.
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Went to Yosemite one night with girlfriend and we had one of those mattresses.
It's late, I'm tired, don't have a pump and don't feel like huffin and puffin.
Bright idea - use the exhaust pipe of the car. I fire up the car, put the mattress to the pipe and presto, works like a charm and mattress is inflated in 30 seconds. Gotta feel proud, right?

Went to sleep, windows up because snow.
Woke up middle of the night, mattress half flat, not feeling too good. Kinda dizzy and a little woozy.
Brain turned on and said oops, Carbon Mono. Rolled down windows, got out of car, removed mattress and stayed up for a while to make sure we didn't get worse. Turned out fine, but could have been worse.

So kids: Don't inflate your mattress with exhaust. Because of meme above.
 
I know you guys need some lessons from Dr.Love over here.
If you wanna have your way with the ladies, you gotta have a way with words.
You gotta charm them gals like a true romantic.

For example, instead of buying a card for her on Valentine's Day, you show some crafty art skills and give her a home-made card that you came up with all on your own. Sure to win her heart every time.

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