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You were right.....

It is being re-homed this weekend hopefully. I told my wife from the beginning it was a bad idea.

The neighbors now hate us and I've been up everyday since last weekend at 4am
Why re-home your cock? You should just make your wife eat your cock since it was her idea all along.:grinpimp:
 
This is EXACTLY what is happening. But it usually starts at 430.

The neighbors are pissed! I went and slept in my tacoma in the garage for the last 3 hours

Every time I have a rooster that did this he would take a ride in the side box of the work truck.... half way to work and get tossed out in the woods somewhere
 
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Off to the local farm store we go. They're taking him
 
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Got 4 roosters. They wake up around 5. Only neighbor that seems to not like them is a C U Next Tuesday . So when he complained about 1 I got 3 more. :lmao:

dick move. Id be pissed too. Hell I was pissed everytime mine woke up. Little fucker would come around the trailer and crow next to me. I miss him tho.
 
You were right.....

It is being re-homed this weekend hopefully. I told my wife from the beginning it was a bad idea.
The neighbors now hate us and I've been up everyday since last weekend at 4am
So it's working. Why get rid of it? :confused:

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This is EXACTLY what is happening. But it usually starts at 430.

The neighbors are pissed! I went and slept in my tacoma in the garage for the last 3 hours

guess I should have read the whole thread.

that sucks. Problem is very real. I was living at work, which happens to be next to a hotel, and eventually they had enough I guess. Its all funny until youre the one waking up at 4.30 and have everyone else complaining. Then its still funny, but also a problem :flipoff2:
 
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Add I saw in another thread today that you took a viagra to bang your hot ass wife, why you need a pill for that i don't know, but what has she named your cock? :flipoff2:
 
dick move. Id be pissed too. Hell I was pissed everytime mine woke up. Little fucker would come around the trailer and crow next to me. I miss him tho.
He is a rich Dr. That told people they could trespass across my property to get to the national forest. When I told one of the people I had never met please stay off my land the Dr. got all pissed off that I would not be okay with him giving his friends I have never met the okay to walk across my property. They started talking shit about us in town, that backfired awesomely BTW, and then just started tell the neighbors we were dicks. The neighbors like us a lot BTW. So at that point it was game on. I serve revenge cold as well. I have not finished playing yet. Made them move a bench that they put on my property and a pig pen may be going close to their property line where the wind generally blows towards their place. I can be a very nice guy but when you start talking shit about my wife I can be an extreme asshole. Might also do a 1/2 dozen guineafowl as well:lmao:

They only have a few people in town left that will even go to their place anymore.
 
He is a rich Dr. That told people they could trespass across my property to get to the national forest. When I told one of the people I had never met please stay off my land the Dr. got all pissed off that I would not be okay with him giving his friends I have never met the okay to walk across my property. They started talking shit about us in town, that backfired awesomely BTW, and then just started tell the neighbors we were dicks. The neighbors like us a lot BTW. So at that point it was game on. I serve revenge cold as well. I have not finished playing yet. Made them move a bench that they put on my property and a pig pen may be going close to their property line where the wind generally blows towards their place. I can be a very nice guy but when you start talking shit about my wife I can be an extreme asshole. Might also do a 1/2 dozen guineafowl as well:lmao:

They only have a few people in town left that will even go to their place anymore.
Go right for the kill and fertilize your yard with eggshells. Caution: only use if the wind is most always blowing their direction. They will have the house for sale right quick. It's the most horrible scent available.
 
He is a rich Dr. That told people they could trespass across my property to get to the national forest. When I told one of the people I had never met please stay off my land the Dr. got all pissed off that I would not be okay with him giving his friends I have never met the okay to walk across my property. They started talking shit about us in town, that backfired awesomely BTW, and then just started tell the neighbors we were dicks. The neighbors like us a lot BTW. So at that point it was game on. I serve revenge cold as well. I have not finished playing yet. Made them move a bench that they put on my property and a pig pen may be going close to their property line where the wind generally blows towards their place. I can be a very nice guy but when you start talking shit about my wife I can be an extreme asshole. Might also do a 1/2 dozen guineafowl as well:lmao:

They only have a few people in town left that will even go to their place anymore.
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That crowing, spurring prick would be dead in a week at my place! Ignorant pricks will chase you around and spur the shit outta you. Of course, after they crow all night keeping you awake. :mad3:
 
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