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Help me name my cock

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Don’t name them. Naming them means you’re attached to them. The hens will die by some sort of predator. You’re gonna kill the rooster the first time it attacks you/your wife/your kids.

But I’d name it Barry Wood.
We had a rooster named Henry. My dad told my stepmom and I to butcher it, so we did. My dad has this thing about teasing people seriously so you can never tell if he is serious....

Anyway after like 12 years Henry is still in his freezer :laughing:.
 
Don’t name them. Naming them means you’re attached to them. The hens will die by some sort of predator. You’re gonna kill the rooster the first time it attacks you/your wife/your kids.

But I’d name it Barry Wood.

You've clearly never met my wife yet.....

We went and looked at our ghetto flock today. Next weekend we are getting 4 hens and 2 roosters from friends of our who are moving. My wife is naming all of them. Then she is also getting 3 more silkie chickens from some other crazy chicken lady next sun.

I'm currently on my way to go buy more shit for the coop that's still not done yet
 
asshole! always wear rubber boots around them. mine has come up behind me a few times lately and would have hurt me bad if I wasn't wearing the rubber boots.
 
asshole! always wear rubber boots around them. mine has come up behind me a few times lately and would have hurt me bad if I wasn't wearing the rubber boots.
He senses fear. Have 4 roos currently.
Had 1 try and attack me. I punted his ass hard enough he slammed into the wall of the back of the coop. That learned him. He was a fucking dick head. He got butchered.
 
Name: Strut or Dickhead, or your most used cuss word. Because that's what you will wind up calling him most.

Don't get more than one rooster if you are going to have less than 10 hens!!!!
 
You've clearly never met my wife yet.....

We went and looked at our ghetto flock today. Next weekend we are getting 4 hens and 2 roosters from friends of our who are moving. My wife is naming all of them. Then she is also getting 3 more silkie chickens from some other crazy chicken lady next sun.

I'm currently on my way to go buy more shit for the coop that's still not done yet
Haha, you're wife is doing chicken-math.
 
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