Help me name my cock

[Add]

We're picking up this guy next weekend and we need a good name for him. I know you guys won't disappoint

 

[BDK]

Bigus Dickus

 

[Vancharger]

BWC

 

[Clb]

Foghorn

 

[LittleMan]

Dirk Diggler
Ron Jeremy

 

[ToughBowtieTruck]

Cocky McCockface

 

[KarlVP]

Uncle Bob (80's Pornstar)

 

[Spreader]

Johnson
Whitey Bugler

 

[Ah Pook]

Scrot

 

[Pt_Ranger_v8]

"tiny"

 

[Captain Call]

Henry

 

[Pyleit]

Biden

Dikfer

Rooster Ron

And unless you're planning on hatching eggs, fuck roosters... ours was given to a farm at 6 months old. He now has 50 hens of his own.

 

[Jackie Treehorn]

Gregory Peck
Jerry Cantrell

 

[Lil'John]

Colonel

 

[IowaOffRoad]

James May

 

[KarlVP]

James May

Winner.

 

[GonPostal]

Nuggets....

or

Rooster-Fish (Cock-sucker)

 

[Aisin]

Who the fuck buys a rooster? The only thing louder than a liberal white woman.

 

[Animalmother]

Mr T

 

[Mr250twostroke]

Dicky Ballsackio. Call him sack for short.

 

[cervelorod]

Why pick out a name for him, you’ll be calling him “muther-fucka” before long as he chases you around the yard.

 

[Roc Doc]

Scrot

Sorry, but that name is reserved for Shar Pei.

 

[Etyler2]

Chris P Chicken

Nugget

I’m sure you’ll end up with “Try That Shit Again Asshole I’ll Cook Your Ass Tonight”

Or

Fucker, That Hurt

STFU

 

[Snoop dogg]

Little Jerry

 

[BDK]

Drop Kick

 

[Ranch Hand]

Microsoft. Oh, wait... You're talking about the bird, aren't you?

 

[baldduck1974]

HOLMES

 

[DMG]

Dont bother naming it until you are sure the mf'er wont start crowing at 5 am every morning outside your bedroom window.

 

[M92PV4U]

gallo del cielo

 

[Will12785]

gallo del cielo

just was about to say that!