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***Fail***

Charged with being a douche.

Boo

I thought he had got away.
 
When I was young & passenger in a buddy's car, I slapped a 35MPH sign to hear it "hwang".

Haven't felt the need to re-learn that lesson for almost 40 years; I can still feel the sting :laughing:
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My High School buddy, leans out the passenger window and yells 'high five'
slap
going about that speed


it took him all the way home to stop sucking air through his teeth

I still chuckle when I think about it
I can still hear it :laughing:
 
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My High School buddy, leans out the passenger window and yells 'high five'
slap
going about that speed


it took him all the way home to stop sucking air through his teeth

I still chuckle when I think about it
I can still hear it :laughing:


I was the DD for a party about 40 miles north. About 1am on the way hime, drunk passanger "how fast are you going" me 103. Him "bullshit" rolls down window and sticks arm out damn near folding it in half. "Oh shit you are" lol
 
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My High School buddy, leans out the passenger window and yells 'high five'
slap
going about that speed


it took him all the way home to stop sucking air through his teeth

I still chuckle when I think about it
I can still hear it :laughing:
I tried to high five my brother in law once when we were driving opposite directions :laughing: We missed.
 
I tried to high five my brother in law once when we were driving opposite directions :laughing: We missed.
When I worked in Maintenance, I was the high five guy (made everyone smile)
I would lean out of the golf cart/tool truck we had and I swear some one them were trying to break my hand. If I saw them I would slide a glove on :laughing:

you two would have died if you would have connected
 
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What a stupid fuck. Now the boat ramp is backed up even more. I would rather see a boat trailering license rather than a boater license. Although to be fair there are a lot of arse sidewards driving boats. So even though Im against more regulation, maybe both? It would be nice to not have to deal with dumbasses on the water or ramp.
 
Isn't that when everyone deals with the boat ramp? :homer:
Have I been doing it wrong this whole time?
Everyone?, No.

When I use the ramp, People expect me to dodge them and their dog because they're not supposed to have the dog in the swimming area, so they use the boat ramp to let their dog swim. I pretend they're not there and back in as fast as possible so they have to jump out of the way and yank their mutt out of the way as well.

Also, people like to park their boat at the one dock on the ramp and walk to the store for beer and snacks, leaving the ramp unusable for ten minutes. I have yet to free their boat and push it out but the thought has crossed my mind a few times.

Last week, A family of six was on the dock, looking at the water and whipping fishing rods around while they waited for some mysterious boat to arrive to take them fishing.

I liked that launch a lot more before the town stole my money and made me pay for a dock I didn't want.
 
Isn't that when everyone deals with the boat ramp? :homer:
Have I been doing it wrong this whole time?

Imeant I dont use the ramp everytime I use my boat, it sits at the dock the rest of the time.
 
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