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ArTi54N uploads video after 10 month break, please help and watch it..

dnsfailure said:
holy shit. that shredder couldn't shred my mail. :laughing:

I remember my father's old shredder would eat 6" diameter limbs no problem, all day long. :eek:
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They can't sell the good shit like you father had to the average household consumer anymore. Snowflakes and lawyers made sure of that.
 
I have this friend who is like a solid 9, even walkin around on college campuses.. she has already agreed to let me film her interviewing people.. but this virus thing happened.. she has a perfect tiny figure, but with big boobs.. she's blonde and super hot.,. she was a highschool cheerleader.. yet now she has two teenage kids.. she is separated and I sorta know her husband but I haven't seen him since the end of 98

she likes the idea mostly becuz some people believe that the videos might become real popular and maybe she could eventually make some good money, not necessarily from my channel..

we ran out of time one night.. so she went with me to the weekly chess gathering I go to.. I used to date lots of models, etc.. but it has been a while since I had a super hot chick with me.. it brought back great memories as people kept bumping into each other while staring at her.. I even saw 2 different super geeks walk into walls.. she sucked at chess.. she said she was great, but thats what everyone thinks.. until they start competing.. I'm pretty good at chess, in the 90s I used to hang out with the UT-Austin team quite a bit.. when their was one.. but I didnt go to UT myself, but many close friends did..
 
ArTi54N said:
I have this friend who is like a solid 9, even walkin around on college campuses.. she has already agreed to let me film her interviewing people.. but this virus thing happened.. she has a perfect tiny figure, but with big boobs.. she's blonde and super hot.,. she was a highschool cheerleader.. yet now she has two teenage kids.. she is separated and I sorta know her husband but I haven't seen him since the end of 98

she likes the idea mostly becuz some people believe that the videos might become real popular and maybe she could eventually make some good money, not necessarily from my channel..

we ran out of time one night.. so she went with me to the weekly chess gathering I go to.. I used to date lots of models, etc.. but it has been a while since I had a super hot chick with me.. it brought back great memories as people kept bumping into each other while staring at her.. I even saw 2 different super geeks walk into walls.. she sucked at chess.. she said she was great, but thats what everyone thinks.. until they start competing.. I'm pretty good at chess, in the 90s I used to hang out with the UT-Austin team quite a bit.. when their was one.. but I didnt go to UT myself, but many close friends did..
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I'm calling BS on all of this. :homer:
 
TRINDU said:
What mental illness are you diagnosed with?
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hmm I don't remember going off on a tangent on this site yet.. maybe I am due?

I am schizo-affective of the mix state bipolar type (which is really bad)


I get panic attacks pretty much every day.. sorta bad ones twice a week.. and 2 real bad ones a month

I did not hear of them, until I had already had maybe 100 or so.. with maybe 20 times ending up in the hospital.. that is maybe 1/3 of a reason, for why I got PTSD.. I've also been in many really bad situations..

umm Generalized Anxiety Disorder

OCD which takes up lots of my time

I've had a cough for 9 months or so.. scares people in this day and age.. I wasn't so worried once I found out I definetly DO NOT have lung cancer.. I still smoke maybe 1/2 a pack a day.. HOWEVER they are pretty sure I have early COPD

I can't walk that much, but before the surgery I was worse.. I still can't walk a lot.. but its all random,.. sometimes I just need to sit my ass down.. I have a handicapped placard that I don't always use.. and I do fall like once a week or so.., it's a conspiracy.. you get to park in front, but then you half to go in the store or whatever, and walk a freakin mile..

oh another important PTSD story is when I almost lost my right leg at the knee.. long story..

in one of the videos I am working on.. huge project.. I talk a little about some really noticeable handicapped problems.. but I will leave that for the video..
 
Dude, please start a thread titled "The life and times of ArTi54N " and compile all your stories into one place. In cronilogical(sp) order preferably. You have hinted at some wild shit in the years I've been reading your posts and it makes me wonder if your just a great troll or if this shit is real deal. I can't be the only one that thinks this.....

Never know, maybe someday they will turn it into a Lifetime Network movie of the week.

Real advice from me... Your better at writing than you are at making videos. Stick to the writing and it will attract people. Weird sells.:laughing:

And fuck the haters, you do you.


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ArTi54N said:
I am schizo-affective of the mix state bipolar type (which is really bad)
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Signs and symptoms of schizoaffective disorder depend on the type — bipolar or depressive type — and may include, among others:
  • Delusions — having false, fixed beliefs, despite evidence to the contrary
  • Hallucinations, such as hearing voices or seeing things that aren't there
  • Impaired communication and speech, such as being incoherent
  • Bizarre or unusual behavior
  • Symptoms of depression, such as feeling empty, sad or worthless
  • Periods of manic mood, with an increase in energy and a decreased need for sleep over several days, and behaviors that are out of character
  • Impaired occupational, academic and social functioning
  • Problems with managing personal care, including cleanliness and physical appearance
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Fills in the gaps. Sounds like you were dealt a bad hand, goodluck on your endeavors.
 
Hah.. if they get it right.. I'd be screwed.. all the many skeletons in my closet

including all the heavy drinkin and drug use.. and pretty much sluttin around for many years.. I wear a size 16 wide.. let your sisters be the judge??

just kiddin
 
TRINDU said:
Fills in the gaps. Sounds like you were dealt a bad hand, goodluck on your endeavors.
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yeah, and I keep getting worse.. Medicaid pays 60 grand a year for my meds.. but I'm also diabetic, etc.. I have to be careful with income, etc..

I am on some pretty good meds though.. usually with my combination of problems, you pretty much have to live the rest of your life in some sort of special care place.. but somehow I seem to manage..

I was a Texas Certified Peer Support Specialist.. spending almost 2 years at the Austin State Hospital.. Many doctors and other people really thought I was super helpful.. but it got old.. the main reason I left, maybe 8 years ago, was I realized how much smokin weed helped with the PTSD, etc.. and I could NOT tell the patients.. maybe when they legalize in Texas, I might go back and work part time.. for extra money.. or just volunteer.. so basically I was very helpful with the schizo-affectives like me, and the people with schizophrenia (which is not as bad).. and I was great with suicidal patients too.. there are dozens of people I see in the real world, who walk up and introduce me to their family or whatever.. and they give me credit for helping them not be so suicidal..
 
Alright dude, honest feedback.

You have a strange cadence to your conversational speech. 2/5 of your time is talking with no inflection, like a robot, 1/5 of your time is spent paused in awkward silence between thoughts, and the rest is seemingly arbitrary emotional outbursts.

There's no flow to your speech patterns.

Other than that, it's a video about a wood chipper, so I could only make it to the bit about Carlos before I was mentally miles away. I'm not much of a wood chipper review guy... So your content might be great, just not a subject I personally care about.
 
Welp thanx for the honest feedback.. part of the problem was spending at least an hour a night, for over a week.. trying to decided what I wanted to talk about in the video.. left a couple good points out, but not important stuff.. usually it takes me over an hour to fall asleep.. I was thinkin about writing important points down, but after some decent audio clips I decided against it..

yeah, its all the people who have small ranches.. that keep buying this piece of crap.. some of them got hundreds of thousands of views in around 1-2 years.. some of them have way less subscribers than me and their video view count is kinda low.. I think..

I know most people will not be interested in the subject matter.. but just for a small piece of the viewing audience.. here it is :)
 
Watched it all

you're having fun with it

give you respect for sticking with this bunch even after all the flak we've given you over the years



thank fuck you finally bought a tripod
 
Haha! The other day I said "You're no AvE, but post more vids!", and here's an equipment review.

That was entertaining. Your videos are noticeably improving.

The tripod is good. You might try using it from several different angles, then cut them together- kind of a fake multicam. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multiple-camera_setup. It would make it more visually interesting to see things from more than one viewpoint, but without the shakiness of handheld.

The ranch is pretty cool. I'd like to see more about it.

It does sound like you've had an interesting life that would make some good stories. Write some!
 
I watched.... I got what you were throwing down... shredder is basically a yard tool not built for acreage!!!!

Have you thought about some of your issues maybe being brought on by the Devils lettuce???
 
I got an idea for a video I think, if done well, would get you some big numbers.

You'll need two cameras and some good editing.

Setup in a room, just you and one of these 'hot females' you have, both in chairs facing each other at an angle, interview style.

She will be interviewing yo about your life.

She asks a question, such as "Tell me about your first day at school"

You start answering her as the screen fades out and then back in with you wrapping up the answer with something like "and that's why I don't pet goats anymore"

Which each answer you give the girl gets a more and more horrified look on her face until at the end she is streaming tears and you just look like normal you.

Keep it under 4 minutes

This will get some views.

Much more interesting than talking about Harbor Freight products.
 
thanx for the views and honest feedback

originally I was gonna do cuts and transitions every time I moved the camera a little.. but I got lazy and just left the long clip as it was.. I was also gonna do some speed ramping whenever they were using it, and regular speed when I was using it.. but I decided that was unnecessary too..
 
I really wish you would fall into a chipper. Not some harbor frieght hunk of shit. A real 200hp tree trunk chopper. The best thing you could do for video youtube industry as a whole is to red mist out of the shoot.
 
total newb said:
I really wish you would fall into a chipper. Not some harbor frieght hunk of shit. A real 200hp tree trunk chopper. The best thing you could do for video youtube industry as a whole is to red mist out of the shoot.
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I'd watch that . :lmao:
 
I'd like to see a 3 way debate video with AF, PAE, and Arti. The topic can be anything. To bad screwy wasn't around to moderate it.
 
crispins said:
I got an idea for a video I think, if done well, would get you some big numbers.

You'll need two cameras and some good editing.

Setup in a room, just you and one of these 'hot females' you have, both in chairs facing each other at an angle, interview style.

She will be interviewing yo about your life.

She asks a question, such as "Tell me about your first day at school"

You start answering her as the screen fades out and then back in with you wrapping up the answer with something like "and that's why I don't pet goats anymore"

Which each answer you give the girl gets a more and more horrified look on her face until at the end she is streaming tears and you just look like normal you.

Keep it under 4 minutes

This will get some views.

Much more interesting than talking about Harbor Freight products.
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Dude, that's pretty fucked up, but awesome :lmao: :beer:


Maybe flash this every 20 seconds for only ~3 frames (so people aren't sure if maybe they just imagined it) :

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I'm not watching that. Too much risk in seeing how that fist in his avatar got all covered in shit. It's bad enough Tool made a song about it, but a video, nope, nope, nope.
 
What's idiotic is that this thread got reported last night. Not that a report was made, but the user who did it. You're of higher intellect than that, much higher. Why you reported it is of more concern than the thread is.

:flipoff2: to you sir.
 
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