HA!
I feel like the cross fit guy, when I say these things, but I drive a Chevy Volt. It's a hybrid with a gas generator and electric motors.
It goes 45 miles on electric, then the gas engine starts and has about 350 miles per tank.
I took a lot of ribbing from my friends when I got it, but 3 more of them bought one shortly after.
I charge the car mainly at work (20 mile drive), the Electric rate at my house is offset with your tax dollars because I have an electric car (Thanks!).
I don't have a company fuel card, so going electric was the only way I could get my work to pay for my "fuel".
After driving this thing for 3 years now, I would go pure electric. They are easy drive and park (well most cars are I guess, it's been a while since I had a car), take almost no maintenance and you can park them in bad areas without a fear of them getting ripped off, because who wants one.