Actual Aussies don't drink Fosters.
And most of the other shit you spewed isn't even close either.
Proper bogans start the day with a VB long neck.
Not even close.
Australians don’t drink Fosters: more likely XXXX or (if you’re a real bogan) VB.
They don’t cook shrimp on the barbie: They're PRAWNS!
Carrying a Bowie knife in public will get you arrested, or at the very least, a warning and the knife confiscated.
Haven't seen anyone wearing cutoff short-shorts since the 1980’s.
Australians are more obsessed with insulting their politicians than America, and finally—the Aussie’s started kicking the Chinese out of Australia before Trump started kicking them out of the States.
You’re the type of American that the Aussie’s DO like insulting.
Wow, good thing you guys straightened that all out.
About the last, though: No. China is Australia's largest trading partner, and the Chinese are dug in like ticks into the Australian economy and university system. The Strayans passed anti-influence laws two years ago but they're much, much, much more compromised by the Chinese:
B/c paywall: University of Queensland bows to Chinese pressure to suspend anti-China activist student: 2020
https://web.archive.org/web/20200529...ueensland.html
University of Queensland, July 2019
https://twitter.com/nilssonjones_/st...292192769?s=20
There were serious riots over this at a couple of Unis in Straya.
Raid of a Pol's home b/c he's on the Chinese payroll: 2020
https://web.archive.org/web/20200628...influence.html
Literally on and on. Australia has a long long way to go. They're in much worse shape than the US vis a vis China, although the US is fucked up.
We began closing Confucius Institutes in 2018:
https://www.hrw.org/news/2020/01/27/...tes-whats-next
Trump also did a much better job on Trade, which Australia isn't even beginning to do at this point. They're hoping to keep the influence out while still selling coal and iron ore to China, which is critical for the Australian economy.
So, no, the Australians are way behind on this and not ever really considering any serious Trade issues at this point.
We definitely need to kick China out of the US in all aspects, but I suppose it's pointless to try to explain to a man who doesn't understand humor about Trade/GDP Ratios and all of that. Here's a pretty picture to look at instead:
Red = Bad, just to make sure you get it:
Reds marching in Melbourne 2020:
https://i.imgur.com/Itt6lms.mp4