Alone

[Penetrode Offroad]

I woke up half way through the back door part of it and well, imagine what it would be like to get prison raped by big John, well it's gotta be 10 fold worse. I started yellin' STOP STOP I am awake.

I hear the Doc say hold him down and he finished up.

 

[KenV]

Ill pitch $20 on getting @486 a plane ticket... only because in my mind it woyld make the funniest story and lead t9 the most shit talking having him be in charge of the drugged up, freshly penitrated Nate.

I think you mean freshly prepared.

 

[Yota Up]

After waking mid-colonoscopy last time, I'm now doing the mail in your poop method instead.

 

[Johnny Longrifle]

They're having a special on Ukrainian ones currently.

Link?

 

[gt1guy]

After waking mid-colonoscopy last time, I'm now doing the mail in your poop method instead.

Did it feel like you had a tail?

 

[JR4X]

nobody on here is actually alone ever
They will all tell you what a great place loneliness is, but none of them have been alone for longer than 4 hours since birth.

which is to say... I don't fucking know either.
Wanna help pour some concrete in exchange for a back massage and some cuddling? Of course not.

Does a phone call ruining my solitude count? I often go 10 or 12 hours without seeing another person. I live alone, eating dinner at a Mexican restaurant by myself right now. But phone calls always interrupt the silence

That’s why I’m so active on here. Y’all fill that void in my blackened heart

 

[SomeGuyFromOlympia]

Nate just get a Onlyfans
Post your butthole like a normal girl
have the people decide

 

[6869704x4]

I don't know what kind of drugs they use to stick a camera up someone's ass, but I've had to go under 3 times in the last ~1.5 years for dental stuff - only time in my life I've had to go under. Whatever that cocktail you guys use is fucking magical. "We're giving you the good stuff now." Seconds later...zzzzzz. I'd time travel and randomly remember bits an pieces here and there...like maybe 20-30 seconds every half our or so between getting knocked out and waking up in my recliner at home 3 hours later.

When they sent the good stuff I asked if I could get a six pack of it to go. They LOLed.

 

[OutlawRider]

So youve played this game?




Worst dental visit ever!

I’m listening

 

[Yota Up]

Did it feel like you had a tail?

You hear about medieval torture?
It felt like a spear was shoved up my ass and impaling my body and I could not move.
I said "stop stop" and they told me to lay on my belly.
They ended it and I left.

There is such a thing as "withdrawal of consent".

Funny how that day, the doc left the place before I woke up and never had a follow up visit on it.

 

[bad zuki]

I’m listening

2bb knew that he had gotten his appointments messed up that day. What he didn’t expect was to figure out that the doctor did his prostate exam which both hands on his shoulders.

That was the worst dentist he’d ever been too.

 

[Squamch]

They're having a special on Ukrainian ones currently.

25% off?