Why don't we have a "random cell phone pic" thread?

[Southernfriedcj8]

Just took a picture of my schlong to send to my neighbor and it got me to thinking.

 

[clodhopper]

on behalf of the entire board, please keep that pic to yourself.

 

[CDA 455 II]

 

[Southernfriedcj8]

on behalf of the entire board, please keep that pic to yourself.

Fuck that. I just sent it the lady next door and my business partner's wife.

 

[Southernfriedcj8]

So, where are the random cell phone pics? I have about eleventy million. Not just Russell the love muscle, either.

 

[Steve300xcw]

To cold for dick pics

 

[300sniper]

I thought there was one. Haven’t seen it in a long time though.

 

[HillbillyDeluxe]

Heres a pic of the forklift **** that had to take 1 pallet at a time off my truck and all the way into the warehouse. Took him over an hour to unload 18 pallets. Fucking tool.

 

[Steve300xcw]

Never seen a forklift with 4 forks before

 

[Ebs]

He probably took a picture and is on the internet somewhere all like 'look at this fawktard driver who can't backup to our warehouse door and is making me drive this forklift all the way across the lot to unload him."

 

[Vinman]

Never seen a forklift with 4 forks before

Fourklift?

 

[Steve300xcw]

Kinda miss the old job

 

[M92PV4U]

 

[Animalmother]

More random than the other thread where 99percent of the pictures taken where on a cell phone?

 

[Steve300xcw]

Da fuck did you do to it?

 

[M92PV4U]

Da fuck did you do to it?

Fawking neighbors dog, guessing that it's pregnant/ giving birth to a German shepherd. My dad is or did call the owner then animal control if necessary.

 

[Steve300xcw]

Well that's alot less perverted than my first thought

 

[ThePanzerFuhrer]

Never seen a forklift with 4 forks before

They are typically found at places that deal with concrete block

 

[M92PV4U]

Well that's alot less perverted than my first thought

 

[ThePanzerFuhrer]

Wtf is going on with the dog?

 

[Steve300xcw]

We just covered that.

 

[HillbillyDeluxe]

He probably took a picture and is on the internet somewhere all like 'look at this fawktard driver who can't backup to our warehouse door and is making me drive this forklift all the way across the lot to unload him."

Sorry I dont back up to warehouses. Because flatbed

 

[HillbillyDeluxe]

Fawking neighbors dog

Interesting choice of words

 

[JR4X]

Watched the transport driver have to play musical crew cab long beds on the trailer at work. When I saw it pull in I thought to myself, “I wouldn’t have thought those would actually fit on one of those accordions”. Turns out they don’t fit, well. To raise and lower different areas he had to move them around, this one forward that one backward a little. Was mildly entertaining, also waiting for him to smash something but he got them all off of there without crunching one.

 

[M92PV4U]

Fawking neighbors dog, guessing that it's pregnant/ giving birth to a German shepherd. My dad is or did call the owner then animal control if necessary.

Wtf is going on with the dog?

 

[Aisin]

Is that that dog fucker Jensenkennels dog?

 

[Steve300xcw]

Fawking neighbors dog, guessing that it's pregnant

Your not the father?

 

[M92PV4U]

Your not the father?

I hope not, I can barely take care the one child that I already have.

 

[Stingray]

Isn't every pic a random cell phone pic any more?

 

[M92PV4U]

That picture is making my dinner almost impossible to eat... almost.