What's an insult that sounds like a Compliment?

[gump1376]

Just as the title says. What's your best insult that sounds like a compliment? I'll start out:

You're smarter than I thought you were.

 

[YotaAtieToo]

I don't care what everyone else says about you, you're all right.

"your wife" shit seems to be common in construction. Just thought of, "your wife said youre better in bed than me"

 

[RunningProblem]

You’re breathtakingly helpful.


Stolen from a person I know.

 

[Roc Doc]

We're going to need a soil analysis.

 

[Oldblue81]

I could think no less of you.

 

[95stepside]

 

[crazybluerider]

I was told once that I had to apologize to a coworker, "I'm sorry you suck at your job."

 

[OutlawRider]

Let’s go Brandon

With all due respect

Anything starting with “Honey”

 

[YotaAtieToo]

Can't believe I forgot this, but classic southern passive aggressive saying.

"bless your heart"

In Other words "listen retard"

 

[nahmus]

Thank god you're here

 

[total newb]

Arti5an would agree with you

 

[SomeGuyFromOlympia]

No, no, no
I love ladies that have a little extra curvy on them

 

[Lincoln]

I bet your mom is proud.

 

[Otto M@n]

"Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick." - your old lady

 

[KarlVP]

May the devil swallow you sideways and choke on your pecker.

 

[72blazer]

“You look tired.” = “You look like shit.”


My coworker used to tell our patients when they’d meet me:
“He has a face only a mother could love.”



Which usually failed

 

[jamscal]

"Starting this thread was a great idea!"

 

[Animalmother]

Way to go asshole

 

[det107]

Says you

What's it to you

Back off gump, your slip is showing-

 

[Poke]

I would have taken a different approach but yours worked.

 

[gunracer1]

its my fault, I should have know better.

 

[CDA 455 II]

Nothing will change...

 

[M92PV4U]

What would I have done without you?

 

[Aggie06]

“Well bless your/his/her heart.” depending on the circumstances.

“He/she tried”

 

[Etyler2]

Don’t feel useless, we can always use you as a bad example.

 

[Etyler2]

I hope you’re drunk, because I hope you’re not that stupid.

 

[BlueNitro]

I'm changing me for a better you.

 

[Fullsize80cherokee]

You don’t sweat too much for a fat chick

 

[M92PV4U]

Did you come up with that all by yourself?

 

[Thumping]

Well...at least theres one thing you're good at.