What's an insult that sounds like a Compliment?

[Penetrode Offroad]

"You're smarter than you look."

I usually tell people, "I'm smarter than I look.". Its always good for a, "I never said you were stupid." response or something of that nature.

 

[Tin Roof]

You remind me of your mom.

 

[billybob_81067]

I just thought of this one the other day. Probably been said before by others since there's nothing new under the sun...

Whenever someone does something immensely stupid you should tell them, "You could be the next president of the United States!"

I've started telling my son that.

 

[Ranch Hand]

Beaver Cleaver nailed it when forced to say something nice to Becky in grade school, "Gee Becky, you don't sweat much for a fat girl."

 

[Benny]

I had a coworker that would do everything the wrong way. One day I said to him "you're an innovator"

He said "that's the nicest way anyone has ever told me I was stupid"

 

[95stepside]

I had a coworker that would do everything the wrong way. One day I said to him "you're an innovator"

He said "that's the nicest way anyone has ever told me I was stupid"

At least the man knew his limitations

 

[ProjectTwin]

"Why didn't I think of that?"

"That's certainly one way to do it."

 

[desertPOS]

Sounds like a great idea if you got shit for brains

 

[Badride]

Putting “That” in front of something....... You’re not that dumb, you’re not that fat, even you wouldn’t do that......

 

[[486]]

Sounds like a great idea if you got shit for brains

 

[DWT]

You've got pretty small tits for a fat chick.

 

[Possum]

You ain’t as dumb as you look!

When the good lord was handing out brains you went for ice cream didn’t you?

If brains was gasoline you couldn’t run a piss ants go cart two laps around a cheerio.

I use some peoples kids almost daily.

You make some great points however I’m fairly certain I have lost some brain cells over the course of this conversation.

Sounds great! I’ll call you when I give a fuck.

A few off the top of my head. Although I usually don’t try to veil my insults. I usually tell people straight up how stupid they are.

 

[AK_F250]

Thanks Arti, that post was very helpful.

 

[desertPOS]

Fear and Loathing

♪ Probably good advice if you have shit for brains - Raoul Duke Soundboard

Sound effect from ♯ Raoul Duke Soundboard.

www.101soundboards.com

 

[ridered3]

Couple of good ones I’ve read recently.

You couldn’t get laid if you crawled up a chickens ass and waited your turn.

You couldn’t get laid in a whore house with a fist full of 100’s.

If I dumbed this down anymore for you to understand, I’d be grunting like a caveman.

 

[1oddtech]

 

[Lee]

Jewels picked this one up from her grandma, "Your generosity exceeds your personal beauty." I've caught myself using it.

Stepmom's dad taught her, "I'll tell him when he gets here." As a response to anything you don't care about or understand, implying that the information you have been told couldn't have been meant for you.

 

[MONSTERMUDDER]

"I hope the rest of your day is as pleasent as you are"

 

[2big bronco]

You sound vaccinated

 

[Crash]

Good job.

 

[bunk]

Evidentially 'bless your heart'. That blindsided me

 

[Ryan283]

You’ve got a face for radio

 

[ridered3]

Evidentially 'bless your heart'. That blindsided me

Thought that was common knowledge.

 

[bunk]

Thought that was common knowledge.

Now when your from communist washington state.

 

[ridered3]

Now when your from communist washington state.

Ha maybe so.

 

[gunracer1]

nice tat.

 

[SanDiegoCJ]

You have interesting taste in music.

 

[[486]]

nice tat.

I usually say 'sick tat bro'

 

[FJC11]

One of the old mans favorites.

If brains where dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.

 

[Squamch]

"Oh, you did it like that eh?" Is used at my new shop to convey that it was a dumb way to do it.